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That 2020 just doesn’t want to give up without a fight.

I told you this was going to catch up to you. Did they impound your trenchcoat?

Did they do a blood draw on you while you were in custody? If not then you have zero to worry about because they have zero proof unless the officer who arrested you is a officer trained in impairment recognition which makes them a professional witness and his opinion is considered evidence in a court of law where there are such trained officers. Also from what I have learned to properly administer the test they are supposed to use a object like a pen or flashlight for the suspect to follow not their finger and it should be 12 to 18 inches from your eyes but it is a test that is somewhat suspect because it is your word against a officers. In my State they use this test mostly for Weed since it stays in your body longer and as you said they gave you a breathalizer test. Sounds like you will not have to worry if they didn't draw blood which would lock up their case if you really had something illegal in your system. Good news is it wasn't while you were in your car which could affect your driving privileges, plus I doubt you will be getting a tip from the folks waiting for their doordash order. Oh BTW do you have anyone you know that has it out for you? If you end up in court you have the right to subpoena them to appear in court so you can find out who is fucking with you and also the actual call in to the police. Was it about you or just a generic person like you since you weren't in your car. Good Luck dude

It is my sincerest wish that everyone has a happy and safe New Year Celebration and may the coming year bring you prosperity and good health...

Lol, my booking photo:

That sucks. I once went to a Burger King and went to wash my hands and someone had pooped in the sink. I went and ordered and let the cashier know what I saw. I sat down to eat and a little while later some cops showed up and asked to talk to me outside and I told them no. They then accused me of pooping in the sink and I'm like you fucking idiot I'm the one that found it and told the employee and to get away from me. They went off and talked to the people and never came back. I finished up and left and was like If I find poop again in a sink I'm just getting the fuck out of there!

Been around since COD first ever release back in 2003. member of LAB until its demise 5 years ago. retained the tags for nostagic reasons. lives in the south west of the UK ....loves rugby supports Gloucester rugby club....semi retired ...

Your eyes look funny ?

What fucking bullshit! Maybe there are people on here that work in that area that might be able to give you some pointers? Not sure. Hope it all goes ok. Presumably you have hours worth of recordings with your camera? Not sure if that is any use or not if so?

It's public record, I've done nothing wrong, I'm not worried about who knows. Thanks for your genuine concern.

@Timmah! I only read halfway through it and stopped. That is not the point, you included your name also I would highly advice you to get @Sitting-Duc or @Ruggerxi to remove it. It is a public forum after all

What a crock - get a lawyer and sue the shit out of them!!!

we now know whos horses you ben hanging with and the goat was lying as to not hurt the horses feelings

Happy New Year

And sniff icky

You also Bart, as well as our entire XI family and friends!

@loaderXI, @TBB Do you know why women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning...they have no BALLS to scratch ...

I'm picking up a Doordash order @ McDonald's...and as I'm about to leave with the order, in stroll these two officers. They ask if I'm Tim Rosenberry, to which I say 'yes'. They say they got a call of someone driving under the influence...on me, & would I mind stepping outside for a moment to talk about it. Outside, I suggest we cut to the chase & do a breath analysis. Blow clean, of course, as cigarettes, soda, & coffee is all the 'drugs' I'd consumed to that point. Pulled a 15-hour shift the day previous, didn't get to sleep until 2 in the a.m. & was back up that day by 8. It was 1 p.m. when this happened. I say 'Look, I gotta get going on this order or I'm gonna be late, do you need anything else?' He says 'Yes, do you mind doing a nystagmus test?' Sure, let's get this over with, I gotta go. So I'm facing into this chilly, steady breeze blowing while he moves his finger around, side to side no less than 8 times over the course of two minutes. My eyes towards the end are beginning to water, & I tell him 'Look dude, my eyes are watering & beginning to get tired, what's this all about?' 'Now watch my knuckle as I move it up & down.' Few times of that & he arrests me for Public Intoxication of a substance other than alcohol. Says my pupils are unnaturally constricted & that I'm 'manifestly under the influence' of something. Takes me downtown & books me. I ask him as I'm exiting the vehicle 20 minutes later in the booking bay if my pupils still look constricted, to which he responds no, looks like you're coming down off of whatever it was now. I'm pissed, but maintaining my equanimity. How fucking convenient. He says you should be booked & out on recognizance in about 4 hours. It was 5. I asked him if someone put him up to this. He said no, he really thought I was on something & this was for my & others' safety. I asked if he or is buddies were gonna snatch me up when I go back to McD's to get my car. He says no, you should be finished coming down off of whatever you're on by that time. How the fuck he gonna know that, not knowing what I may ostensibly be taking. Fucking unreal. He was actually apologetic on the drive down to the booking station, saying he hates to do that to someone, but it was for safety's sake. You're mistaken man, I'm not 'on' anything. To which he says that guilty people aren't going to admit they're on anything. To which I reply that neither are innocent people. These kind folks from NYC gave me a ride the 15 miles back to my car after I walked the 1/2 mile from the jail to a nearby Dollar General. Gotta think about what the universe is trying to tell me. Never had this kinda Twilight Zone shit happen to me before. Motherfuckers. Lol. Happy New Year. As an aside: they threw me in the drunk tank to wait for a callback from pretrial services. Was like 12 other people in there; smelled wonderfully of BO, stale socks & general dankness. I was wearing one of my fragrances & this one dude in the back was saying, humorously, "Somebody smells gooood", in a lascivious kinda way. To which others chuckled & expressed agreement. And then he says "No, I mean GOOOOODD!" And they start laughing like a bunch of knuckleheads. Few minutes later they come to let me on my way. See if that fucker shows up for the court date in a few weeks.

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No, I didn't look like anything. The day before, I worked a 15-hour shift from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. Got to sleep @ 2:30 a.m., after the day's caffeine wore off & I unwound. Awoke again @ 8 a.m. & had consumed 2 16-ounce coffees & a 16-ounce soda by 1 p.m. when this occurred. I volunteered & passed the breathalyzer so I could get going on the run I had. They knew they were in the wrong & I shall pursue this. There's no 'let this one slide' about any of this.

A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home. Joey says, “A computer.” The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.” Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.” The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.” Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don't need anything!” The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something. Little Johnny replies, “No, I'm sure we don't. When Biden was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that's the last fucking thing we needed!’”

My advice is just to laugh it off and forget it once you've cooled down, just forget the knee jerk reactions, why? because in the real world if you piss them off you are a marked man. Keep all the evidence and if it happens again do them for harassment. Fact is you do smoke 'stuff' and drink, an awful lot of people are prosecuted after being caught in the morning thinking they have slept it off. It takes a long time to leave your system and is easily spotted by the trained eye. The big question is who is the person who reported you?

Wow what a fucking nightmare...I would have demanded blood test and even been willing to pay....I hope you sue the shit out of them

Was just getting ready to ask this. Complete BS nothing will stick.

Dear Idiots, Happy new year to all of you fockers. Even though I pissed off many of you guys this year (I'm still right in every discussion,) I wish you all a great 2021. Except for @TheDrimpXI, or.....nahh even you, you focker. May you all stay healthy and have some great things comming your way! And remember....camping is life!

!fu @Timmah! for making me drool all over my keyboard AGAIN! lol

Check this crazy shit out: https://lawreader.com/?p=13049 I was facing traffic, with a steady breeze blowing in my face. And he had his finger approximately 6", not 12 - 15 from my face. He didn't use NHSTA protocol for the distance from my face, which alone disqualifies the test. He also didn't ask to draw any blood at the station, nor did he ask me to consent to a breathalyzer there. He knew he was full of shit, & his demeanor, body language, avoidance of eye contact while I talked to him & he responded, facial expression & muted tone & pitch of voice were dead giveaways in total. Shitty bastard knew he was doing me dirty, & I'm gonna firstly get a criminal lawyer and request a trial; then I'm sue these fucks. The other officer said he didn't detect nystagmus... very surprising of him to contradict his buddy. Nothing about this seemed right, & I'm going to be eager to pursue this to it's conclusion. Bitches. He also had me facing away from the dashcam - if it was even running - while he conducted this test.

it must have glitched! we all know you are a prick.

That's a shitty thing to do to someone, whoever called. Good luck on any legal actions.

Did someone say pie! Looks great!

Happy new years guys

is "borrow" the new !fu?

Well the Goats told @FRENCHI they don't prefer you - they like his horse better!

OMG!!!!Rob

Same to you Bart and everyone here at >XI<

Happy New Year to yez all.

Thanks, it's interesting how, even though I stretched it almost thin enough to read a newspaper through, that it rose in the center as much as it did. The bread flour & extended proofing made a difference. The best way to approximate the forced-air impingement ovens that the retail establishments use, which blows hot air simultaneously from both the top & bottom is - for me - to turn the oven up as hot as it will go, throw a stone in there to release heat during the bake & stabilize the temp. Then, after about 4-5 minutes on the bottom rack, just before the top is done, I turn on the bottom broiler element so the bottom finishes along with the top.

No he's not he's from the f....g Midlands (Cheshire) , I'm Northern look at the map

Happy New Year Bart. Praying it is a good one

Great looking pizza once again!

Borrow without returning lol

glad i got to see him and seger a yr ago.

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@AthenA Poor Canadians, they'll build a proper pizza joint up there yet! Why don't you make some dough in your spare time; shoot, you can even sauce & cheese it, then freeze it. When you want a pizza, you just pull it out of the freezer, let it come to room temp. & pop it in the oven with whatever additional toppings strike the mood on that day. I usually keep at least 2 or 3 in the freezer just for such occasions. Along with cooked portions of shredded chicken, chili, chicken breast, pulled pork, lasagna, sauteed mushrooms, sauteed onions, biscuit dough, beef & chicken stock in ice cube form. A lot of great entrees, side items & main course ingredients freeze well, as long as they don't contain dairy. Whenever I make a meal, I make a point of making 5 extra servings to freeze for later days. Most of it keeps excellently for at least 3 months.

Since I am lucky enough to be working right now I've been putting everything extra into paying off debt! And video games! And porn!

Don't listen to Rob. FU Rob. Reply to me instead of RobFU.

I caught my right hand camping in my shorts this morning stroking wood...Will email only video evidence