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I found out that last Saturday I've been in this clan for half a year. Never have I experienced this much fun/drama/laughs/amazement/shit anywhere in an online gaming community. And for me to be able to, I thank you @Dukoo@Predat0r@FUNky@DessyThanks for making all those other poor idiots ragequit and let them have an encounter with The Dutch Mafia and Funky! @TheHammerThanks for making you ragequit numerous of times and when we team up, make others do! EASY! SIMPLE! @Roxy!@WldPenguin One day, you will pronounce my name right....Dutch is hard, do not give up! @TheDrimpXI Thanks for all the beef we have ingame... think it brings out the best of our gameplay @Raven Thanks for insulting me with a damn polite British accent. @KillerKitty I meant all the times I said sorry to you... (or did I? ) @wildthing Thanks for making me find the mute button again after all those years... Been really helpful! @ about 90% of you all playing the FTAG servers. No, I will never leave my tent! I probably forgot about a ton of you guys but just wanted to give you all a big FU and hope for many more time of fun/drama/laughs/amazement/shit! Cya ingame idiots

let's put up a fire, for shore some beef and i will sing a song for you... you jipsy...

Servers can be constantly be full for over 24hrs and at times 3+ days full Insurgency server 1 player stats below: Insurgency server 2 player stats below: Over 300k players have played on the servers , by far the most populated across the clan by a miles. But yet even though the game can be bought for less than $1.50 and barely any XI members play it. Some people don't like Insurgency because it's too difficult for them But you guys must play other games too? Why not mention them and if they support multiplayer we could get servers for them instead of not mentioning anything about the games

Hahahahaha... I hope someday I will say it right.. wait let me 1st pronounce well English and maybe my next language will be Dutch ;P

Wtf....dad?!?!?!??

@Jeroen v.2 sometimes when we are talking I feel like you could be my son but then I realize that I’ve never been to The Netherlands. However, there were those two trips to Aruba for Spring Break and all those hot Dutch girls we hung out with... Your mom didn’t spend any time there in the late 80’s, did she?

Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 'ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus didNOTneed directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, itwillbe scratched.. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as hunting, fishing, golfing, or something with wheels. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape.RoundIS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

thank you .. those before you and after.. for making the dream a reality...without it i wouldnt be here

well yeah this is actualy how i train lol earphones on and go.

LOL @Jeroen v.2 my much younger days but it would have looked more like this.

Not bad grouping for ps90 at 45ft , problem is, GG wants her own...

No semi

A Great man with the wisom of a thousand...He went to Seminary School in my home town and visited many Churches there and even held Sermons in many... Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Going to take DM2 off of player based rotations and put it on a regular rotation so we don't play airfield every 2 hours. @Labob I will make up some Activision emergency regular rotations of 12 maps each and put the map time down to 10 minutes each so we can at least play 12 maps in 2 hours. I could put more than 12 in and set the rotate if empty to 1 minute then it might be on some different maps in the rotation! I got 40 some maps in and put it on set ace_random_maprotation "1" Don't knnow how good this works but we'll find out. random_maprotation works and admins can see what maps are in rotation on hlsw now. @Labob I have 4 Activision emergency regular rotations for you to change to when it is time.

lmao... very cool and nice find!

Men's Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. There is no such thing as men's rules. The missing ones mean nothing!! 1. Men are NOT mind readers No shit Sherlock!! LOL 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Answered below... 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. We will ask you to do something and tell you how we want it done. Do as you are told!! 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. FU, we'll say it when ever we want and you better hear us!! 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. LOL OH yes you do, we all do not want to drive a gazillion million hours to get some where that should only take a couple hours!! 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, notA color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. LOL hahahahha colours is not the only windows default settings that apply to men LOL 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.. We do that. Those pesky lil will knots!! LOL 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. Backatcha!! 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Refer to, "If you think you're fat, you probably are". 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. Dog house more like it!!

Hey buddy, wasn't "Chuckles Sovietly" the former ambassador from Uzbekistan? Coulda sworn . . . Ayaq

Here's mine

The seven dwarves go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarves, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?” The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.” In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back. “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?” The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.” This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?” “I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.” The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”... “Dopey screwed a penguin!”...

HI all my latest map mp_republic_1 is Finished and ready for release

@BlackRose

P90 is my fav, Was it full auto?

Great looking Mode! wish I wasnt the only member in usa playing it.

This definately could be @Dessy, but might as well be rare footage of @FUNky in his younger days....

Dessy dessy .. Vous êtes très doué lol .... Pour mourir sur cod 4 lol

or try shift esc

I know eh? LOL hahahahahahahaha

Men!

I remember when my hubby had a pic of some blonde big boobed porn hoe on his monitor. LOL I asked him to fix my pc one day. He turned my pc on and the pic on my monitor was of Long John with a fully erect penis. WOW, it was good LOL Funny how the pic disappeared off his monitor and I never said a word. He just knew...LOL

The banned GUID I found for Gengar is in Houston TX, however it is not the same GUID that you listed. I will agree to unban this GUID as long as you agree that any further instances of glitching on our servers will result in a permanent ban that will not be overturned. I also can not guarantee that my unbanning this GUID will allow you to play since the GUIDs do not match. Please respond that you understand and I will remove the ban.

@ANGU5 and @Gatorgirl, take me! take me! Wait, that didn't sound right. I meant, take me to the gun range next time lol.

Welcome to the forum and enjoy the servers

All servers are now set up this way. To keep from playing the same maps over after reset we can also change the rotate map when empty to 1 minute and it will put us further down in the rotation. If we want to do this please ask DJ Mott Blackcat or Labob cause I am dealing with my dad at the moment.

Welcome to the forums! We got a lot of guys playing/acting/screaming like girls so you should fit right in!

I'm sure she regrets it.

Funny - that's not what she said

Careful @ANGU5 I saw the future and it is SCARY

You can try tp type in console /bind ESCAPE "togglemenu" that would give the esc key the original menu task

Been married since Feb 1974

If I'm in, I never get kicked. I don't mind the re-start, I hate for others not to be able to play. It's always nice to have the server advanced a few maps after being re-started. I have fun no matter what.

agreed toes but thats only on console for pc can't even fly a plane windows see a game pad works fine in other games but WWII forget it not see it

I believe this a ploy by them to get you to buy the new games so they make money?

Yes have one of the in game admins load up one of the other maps that are in rotation.

I got no hairs to pull. We are however doing the activision hoop jump and jump again trying to get a chat going to a repair ticket with them . All we can do and I'm so sorry to say it is wait on them

Sorry @BlackRose I think it's the master server from Activision that is causing the problem wish we could do something about it but it's out of our hands. I think all we can do is restart the server and in game you could ask an Admin to change the map if you like. Sorry we can't do much more so hang in there and I hope things get better. Hunter/ Darrell

Agreed - getting into the servers has been very problematic and aggravating lately. I'm sure the admins are pulling their hair out over it. (sorry for you fellas - been there, done that) As of this post, they're all down again... Even non-XI servers... I think all the clans need to band together and form a new server farm.