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I have sort of got burned out on gaming lately so i found something else to do for the time being.

Are we required to use non gender specific pronouns now?

change of map rotation by request Rotation 1 22 maps Put in rotation 28 11 18 dadda2 map mp_bog map mp_carentan map mp_mirage_b3 map mp_overgrown map mp_rebel_b1 map mp_sab map mp_skidrow map mp_tobruk_4 map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_xi_jordan4 map mp_4nuketown map mp_4t4scrap_s map mp_backlot map mp_brokenroad map mp_countdown map mp_dawnville_rota1 map mp_dedust map mp_fallout map mp_fregata map mp_hk2 map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_kabul_moh maps are in the downloader enjoy

There's complaints that the maps are always the same ones, and then when new maps are added in, or ones we haven't played in awhile, there's complaints about those too.......

Server has been upgraded and the game servers are moving over this morning.

too funny. 1 question have you received this month copy AARP yet

Hey(TBB -1946) he's 5 years older than me(J Dos- 1951),but what I say to myself is "at least he made it".Good for him.

Yeah, not bitter too much is Ze?

Yes indeed this rules was one that is important for me . We are all human beings and all we love to play online. also i love to hear different languages and learn foreign swearing lol. M-Mark

Oh God. Not another one...

according to the shout box they all boycotted it and went to spectate or so angus said hence i changed it flipping eck can't please everyone

I liked the other rotation, it’s just the grumpy old farts complaining.

No one understands this more than me since I am married to an ex truck driver. Truckers used to get paid properly. Over the years when everyone else was getting raises truckers wages were being reduced to less than minimum wage. They used to get paid good by the mile, paid for wait time etc etc. Now they get paid less by the mile and no wait time pay. My husband was going from Toronto to British Columbia and he would have to wait for a day or 2 for the back haul. No extra for sitting in a parking lot for 1 - 2 days. After a month he told the company to fk off because he was sick of the measly pay and waiting for his pay to come after countless times of asking for it. The trucking industry lost 90% of the highly skilled truckers in southern Ontario within a month. Now what's left is no skilled, can't read, write or speak english truckers that drive like mad men. Like the trucker that killed 3/4 of the Humboldt Bronco hockey team. It came out that he could not read english and did not understand what a STOP sign was. 2 weeks of training and was given a B train to drive???

You're CRAZY

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Closing plants down in Canada and the US but not Mexico and China (cheap cheap (child) labor). They took the money they got from the government and divided up with the greedy effin shareholders because well lets face facts they were getting a little short on their surf and turf supplies (LOL). They will be closing down by the end of 2019. If I were those employees I would just walk out the door and leave those fkrs with nothing. Ford is also planning to cut some of its 70,000 employees. Now watch out for the steel companies too. They are next.

Gynecologist Office Job Posting ! A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Toronto and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000, and if you are interested ..... you'll have to go to Sudbury , Ontario." "Good grief", the man asked, that's 270 miles away, "Is that where the job is?" "No sir . . . that's where the end of the line is right now.

Scary how relatable this is! "$5.37! " That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some change when the kid with the Elmo hairdo said the hardest thing anyone has ever said to me. He said, "It's OK. I'll just give you the senior citizen discount." I turned to see who he was talking to and then heard the sound of change hitting the counter in front of me. "Only $4.68" he said cheerfully. I stood there stupefied. I am 56, not even 60 yet? A mere child! Senior citizen? I took my burrito and walked out to the truck wondering what was wrong with Elmo. Was he blind? As I sat in the truck, my blood began to boil. Old? Me? I'll show him, I thought. I opened the door and headed back inside. I strode to the counter, and there he was waiting with a smile. Before I could say a word, he held up something and jingled it in front of me, like I could be that easily distracted! What am I now? A toddler? "Dude! Can't get too far without your car keys, eh?" I stared with utter disdain at the keys. I began to rationalize in my mind! "Leaving keys behind hardly makes a man elderly! It could happen to anyone!" I turned and headed back to the truck. I slipped the key into the ignition, but it wouldn't turn. What now? I checked my keys and tried another. Still nothing. That's when I noticed the purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. I had no purple beads hanging from my rear view mirror. Then, a few other objects came into focus: The car seat in the back seat. Happy Meal toys spread all over the floorboard. A partially eaten dough nut on the dashboard. Faster than you can say ginkgo biloba, I flew out of the alien vehicle. Moments later I was speeding out of the parking lot, relieved to finally be leaving this nightmarish stop in my life. That is when I felt it, deep in the bowels of my stomach: hunger! My stomach growled and churned, and I reached to grab my burrito, only it was nowhere to be found. I swung the truck around, gathered my courage, and strode back into the restaurant one final time. There Elmo stood, draped in youth and black nail polish. All I could think was, "What is the world coming to?" All I could say was, "Did I leave my food and drink in here"? At this point I was ready to ask a Boy Scout to help me back to my vehicle, and then go straight home and apply for Social Security benefits. Elmo had no clue. I walked back out to the truck, and suddenly a young lad came up and tugged on my jeans to get my attention. He was holding up a drink and a bag. His mother explained, "I think you left this in my truck by mistake." I took the food and drink from the little boy and sheepishly apologized. She offered these kind words: "It's OK. My grandfather does stuff like this all the time." All of this is to explain how I got a ticket doing 85 in a 40 mph zone. Yessss, I was racing some punk kid in a Toyota Prius. And no, I told the officer, I'm not too old to be driving this fast. As I walked in the front door, my wife met me halfway down the hall. I handed her a bag of cold food and a $300 speeding ticket. I promptly sat in my rocking chair and covered up my legs with a blankey. The good news was that I had successfully found my way home.

I've got ties older and better looking than you - Gonna be around for a looooong time - get used to it - You bet - I'm on the front cover!!!!!

Listen to what TBB said, 'cause he is "OLD" and an Idiot...

Closing plants in Canada and USA but not in Mexico. Punish GM by never buying one of their products ever again like I did for what they did to Detroit a long time ago. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/11/26/gm-unallocating-several-plants-in-2019-to-take-3-billion-to-3point8-billion-charge-in-future-quarters.html

Shut your whore mouth!

Fuck off PITAMonkey bread is a long time family favorite but I took it one step further. Below are the original version and my Favorite, The Drunken Monkey!!!MONKEY BREAD 4 tubes Pillsbury buttermilk or 2 Grands Buttermilk2/3 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 1/2 sticks butterCut biscuits into fourths. Combine 2/3 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon in a bag (or Bowl); add cut up biscuits pieces and shake well (roll around in bowl). Place 1/2 the cut up biscuits in Bundt pan(coated with BUTTER!!!). Cook 1 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 1 1/2 sticks butter for 2 minutes(in sauce pan on low heat. You want to create a Carmel base) and pour 1/2 mix over pieces in pan. Add remaining biscuits and top with rest of liquid mixture. Cover with remaining dry sugar cinnamon mixture. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes. Drunken MonkeyMONKEY BREAD 4 tubes Pillsbury Buttermilk or 2 Grands Buttermilk2/3 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon1 c. sugar1 tsp. cinnamon3/4 cup Rum3/4 stick butter (you can use a whole stick. it is just more gooiness.)Cut biscuits into fourths. Combine 2/3 cup sugar and 1 teaspoon cinnamon in a bag (or Bowl); add cut up biscuits pieces and shake well (roll around in bowl). Place 1/2 the cut up biscuits in Bundt pan(coated with BUTTER!!!). Cook 1 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon cinnamon, 3/4 sticks butter 3/4 cup Rum for 2 minutes(in sauce pan on low heat. Most alcohol will burning off on stove. You want to create a Carmel base) and pour 1/2 mix over pieces in pan. Add remaining biscuits and top with rest of liquid mixture. Cover with remaining dry sugar cinnamon mixture. Bake at 350 degrees for 30-35 minutes.This recipe will be very gooey due to the amount of liquid. I made this for a work party a while ago it went fast.OH SERVE WARM

Hi everyone ! So, we finally chose the weekend when we'll hold the tribute for US MALE who passed away last July. We'll all gather on the COD4 Ace Mod server on the weekend of Dec. 1st and 2nd ! We chose to make it a whole weekend to reach as many people as possible as we have players from all the possible time zones there (I think so ! ). Though, that would be nice if most of us could all gather there around 2pm Eastern on Saturday (Dec 1st), to be as many as possible to officially "start" the Tribute... and kill each others and laugh together like we always did... maybe use claymores to remember MALE @LandShark, do you think that you could reach USFEMALE to let her know ? @Ruggerxi, is it a possible thing to have a message going on directly on the server, through the console, to let the regulars who aren't registered here, know please ? Or do I have to ask BUDMAN or another Ace admin ? Thank you all in advance everyone, I'll shoot see you there !

we are safe! my kids were evacuated at mt Larcum but they couldn,t come south to me or go north they had to go 30 klms to Gladstone. we may lose power due to fires fuel stations are closing down near fires..fire precautions. pray for QLD people. https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/news/emergency-crews-brace-for-fire-storm-conditions/news-story/ff0b5b6abb18a84cf4ec66c2b17eb35b#.lpx1g

fuck you pita????

cool, I'll give it a try.

I love it when you talk dirty xxx

https://www.reviewjournal.com/news/politics-and-government/trump-threatens-to-end-gm-subsidies-1536987/ It's not over yet.

Best rotation ever!

All I hear now is ' Go to spec' - children

?????? errrr isn't that what you're protesting about? so it's ok for Italy but not for you? hmmm? Most people don't realise that the underlying cause of this problem is cheap transport costs, mainly due to containerisation, that allow business to do this. One true ludicrous example is that prawns caught in Scotland are shipped to the far east, shelled, then shipped back to be sold, been going on for years. What's your solution then?

TY @dadda2

Happens everywhere, in Italy there is even an industry that has sprung up that literally moves your factory overnight to a cheaper Eastern country, workers turn up in the morning to nothing. Nothing is now made in home countries of any significant labour requirements, perhaps Mr Trump may be right eh? You have a market big enough to slap huge surcharges on foreign imports, that will bring them back, money is the root of all evil ?

It's this coming weekend guys, don't forget ! It will be fun :)

Man, I feel the love!!! Donna Summers, anyone? LMAO, you Strapping Gents (?) of >XI< and you Luscious, Lovely Ladies of >XI<. Ayaq

aaaah girl, you have so many issues? love you lol !

I don't discriminate lol

Ah a Gynecologist, the only people on earth who can paint the kitchen through the letterbox.

Man I got Fuck fuck fuck a duck suck in my head now.

Great Idea! Let’s change one of the most popular COD4 servers still operating! That is a brilliant idea!

Till he finally responded I was worried about a polar bear getting sick. Thank god it didn’t eat him

second that kayak, try to warn us before u go out, so we know we dont have to call the alaska state troopers searching for you in the cold Chugach park

good to hear your back paul it will stop chkfinger running around with no head

Just woken up to this great news, tell us all what adventure you've been on dear boy, I can put my box of (Man size) tissues away tor a while. In celebration I'll have a baked Alaska after my beef dinner as a type of thanksgiving. Did you use many bullets???

Is it really our lovable @AyaqGuyaq that''s back - read the following and decide for yourself Missing In Alaska Series 1 Alaska's Body Snatchers A mountain climber goes missing near Mt. Hayes, where UFO sightings are rampant. Our team of investigators head into alien territory and risk close encounters to find answers about his mysterious disappearance. Using eyewitness and expert testimonials, the team searches for evidence of potential extraterrestrial abductions in the Alaska Triangle. Vanished in a Vortex In 1950, a military transport plane vanished in the Alaska Triangle with 44 people on board, and hasn't been seen since. Was its disappearance caused by bad weather or something more sinister? Our team investigates the possibility that a space-time vortex could have transported the plane to another dimension. Hunted by the Hairy Man Tales of Bigfoot sightings are reported globally but the Alaskan version is the most extreme, standing over 14 feet. Is this massive, aggressive creature targeting people in the Alaska Triangle? Cryptozoologist Ken Gerhard and team try to track down the beast, hoping to learn how this monster remains so elusive. Zombies of HAARP The Aurora Borealis has been seen as a mystical force in Alaska for many centuries, but could a man made version be used for mind control? Our team explores a top secret government facility known as HAARP, an electromagnetic generator that could be driving people to disappear in the Alaska Triangle. Attack of the Ice Gnomes Sightings of small human-like figures have coincided with missing persons reports within the Alaska Triangle. Could there be a tribe of vicious, carnivorous gnomes roaming the state's untamed interior? The team follows a trail that could lead them directly into an ice cave, the den of these deadly creatures. Death by Demon Wolf A monstrous beast is spotted in the woods of Alaska, in the same area as countless missing person reports. Those who have survived its attacks describe bear-like claws on a towering, wolf-like beast. Is it a mutant bear, an oversized wolf, or some terrifying hybrid of the two? Fossil records indicate that wolf-bear crossbred animals once existed in this area, and the team investigates if it could be a surviving strain or a new one that may be terrorizing the Alaska Triangle. Alaska's Mutant Monkey's Primate sightings in the Alaskan woods have the team puzzled, since experts say that monkeys have never lived in Alaska. Missing person reports in the area, reported cries from the trees, and sightings of what look like oversized monkeys call to mind the legends of vicious baboon-like creatures from long ago. With new monkey species constantly being discovered all around the world, the team investigates if there could be a variety in the Alaska Triangle that is making meals out of men? It Lurks Beneath the Ice Recent sightings around Alaska match native stories of a vicious Arctic mermaid that attacks unsuspecting people. With only five percent of the world's oceans explored, new marine species are being discovered all the time. Could a sinister mermaid be among the oceans' undocumented creatures? Our expert team searches for answers. Taken into the Wild Ancient lore talks of a Canadian warrior tribe that once terrorized the Nahanni valley, decapitating their enemies with scythes. The tribe vanished many years ago, but might have resurfaced in the Alaska Triangle. Missing person reports have coincided with eyewitness' sightings of frightening ancient soldiers. Our team investigates the mystery. Shapeshifters from the River Tlingit folklore describes a creature that's half-otter, half-man, who steals the souls of its victims. Could a shapeshifting Otterman, or Kushtaka, be disguising itself to target humans as prey? Our team uses eyewitness accounts and their own stakeout to investigate whether this creature is merely a myth. Alaska's Birds of Slay A jogger vanishes from the top of Mt. Marathon in Alaska and a witness describes seeing a monstrous, airplane-sized raptor around the time of the disappearance. Could ancient stories of the Thunderbird be true? The team investigates the missing jogger's final steps and the potential existence of this enormous predator. Scared of the Bear God Sixty years ago, the residents of an entire Alaskan village disappeared without a trace. A passing fisherman witnessed a massive, ferocious white bear, reminiscent of a northern legend, the Bear God called Torngarsuk. Could nature have paved the way for a real, extraordinary sized bear? The team searches for answers. Swallowed by the Lake Dragon With the unsolved case of a missing kayaker at Lake Iliamna, many believe that the legendary Iliamna Lake Monster (or "Ilie") is the culprit. In this huge body of water, a reclusive creature has plenty of room to hide. The team investigates this beast and the possibilities of its existence.

Dammit I didnt know Ill try for sure to be there.

Next time @AyaqGuyaq, give us a warning that you'll leave for some time so we don't get worried if we don't see your weird and funny posts in the forums ?