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Then and now. 150 Lb Charcoal Lab. Loves to bark when I play, so I thought I'd introduce him.

so for 15 years i have been going to this ..another great year .. enjoy

I thought Europe was a country. If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared thier independence from it. It id better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep. The lion shall lie down with the calf, but the calf won't get much sleep. I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home. I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same. mad wife to be: if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee. husband to be: If you were my wife, I'd drink it. Surely nothing could be that funny. Superman don't need no seat belt... Superman don't need no airplane either. The one in front has suddenly gone blind and the other one has very kindly offered to push him. So I guess your long hair makes you a woman.... So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table. Mr.Barrymore, I'm never going to act with you again.... replied: My dear, you still haven't. Everyone knows I never read comics.... That explains Batman. That feels just as smooth and as nice as my wife's behind... So it does! Are you aware that you [as Spock] are the source of erotic dream material for the ladies around the world?.... May all your dreams come true. You know there's a problem when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune;tolose both looks like carelessness. He has Van Gogh's; ear for music. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her. Can you imagine a world without men?; No crime and lots of happy fat woman. Start every day with a smile and get over it. I wish I had the confidence of the woman who boldly admits she's the Miranda of her crew. Want to know what God thinks of money?; Look at the people he gave it to. Karaoke is the; great equalizer. I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it; look before they cross the road. The only people who still call hurricanes acts of God are the people who write insurance forms. By all means let's be open-mined, but not so open-mined that our brains drop out. He was so narrow-minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eye's. I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have food in thier mouths. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. My advice to you is get married:If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. Life in Lubbock, Texas; taught me that sex is the most awful; filthy thing on earth and should save it for someone you love. Instead of getting married again; I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president. Part of[$10 million]went for gambling, horses, and woman; the rest I spent foolishly. I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character. I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food; He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others. Her only flair is in nostrils. She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation. He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. He is a self-made man and worships his creater. People who think they know everything are a annoyance to those of us who do. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Cats are smarter then dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull sled through snow. Wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. Why beer is better then wine; human feet aren't used making beer. The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it. I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take out the garbage out. The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him. the difference between fiction and reality?; Fiction has to make sense. Be careful about reading health books; you mat die of a misprint. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good". The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. I'm not offended by blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb....and I also know that I'm not blonde. It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. He duffers from delusions of adequacy. Critics are like eunuchs in harem; they know how it's done, they seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good. Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. The trouble with this countryis that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is.....". "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were eight."....."Yes," said Mozart. "But I never asked anybody".

Hey guys, I will be featured on HGTV "How Close Can I Beach?", April 21st at 8pm. I am the local Siesta Key, Florida Realtor of this episode. The link to the episode is below. https://www.hgtv.com/shows/how-close-can-i-beach/episodes/living-the-beach-life-in-siesta-key-fl

That was @iboomboom He was late for boom booms with the old lady.

Who doesn't like a great vehicle! If that was your daughter I'm thankful she gets her looks from mom! LOL just saying the obvious before someone else.

sorry was busting for a shit ?

I gave this to the wife last night to keep her quiet for an hour, woke up this morning to a note saying she needed to do more research on this. So she's off with some personal assistant called Simon on a tour to discover this fish??? She'll struggle as she doesn't smoke, but she muttered Simon did after sex, he must be taking his wife? Meanwhile I have made a start by painting the houses in my street and putting animals in them. This caused a bit of trouble, but not as much as when I insisted the cunt next door speak Swedish. So I expect to come back with the answer in the near future. ps give me a clue, is it a fresh or saltwater fish??

This from the guy that complains that everyone else is lagging...

seen this on MSN I failed

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Roxy! (42)

Check & post here... consider it a PSA & poll.

got caught up in mIRC?

Yup I need a new SSD also. But the 2TB models are quite expensive. Fortunately that also means the smaller ones are coming down in price fast.

Is that one million *each*? For one million in tax credits.... every year... I would do it. I would never have to pay taxes again.

A simple logic puzzle... Took 5 minutes but quite simple really

Hey, Sweet Roxanne, happy birthday!! Now maybe you can turn down that lime light? @RobMc, buddy, it's "lime light," not "Limey light." Just a point of clarification, sir. Lol. Ayaq

I knew it would be difficult to do this in the uk I'm in trouble with the police for racism, apparently Swedes, Norwegians etc do not accurately depict the ethnic mix, been given a week to sort it out The temperance society are petitioning the street objecting to the beer drinking, the local tree hugger insists that the milk is goats, the man who drinks water insists on bottled. Tea is deemed to be too much a stereotype and we have compromised with ginseng, coffee cost so much I substituted chicory essence, now they won't drink it. The local feminist movement are objecting to the fact that all the people involved are men, ASH are objecting to the publicity given to smoking and the risks to health involved. This contradicts the actions of most of the feminists who seem to favour a tobacco strain called 'Old Shag'. The man in the pink house is receiving unwelcome attention from hecklers, the paint is running in the blue house, the man in the white house wants a wall The food bill for the animals is stupendous, two of the cats have disappeared, we suspect the local take away. Pretty sure I've nearly solved it Is it a small mouthed bass ???

Worst shit is all these peeps driving like they are running from eminent Nuke drop 100 mile an hour all the while posting on facebook via phone sheesh!! New law ! Shoot them on site and our world would be a safer place ?

Thanks for the share. I will be going when they come to Madison ill. a buddy and me have been going ever since they started coming to the st.louis area. They will be here at the end of September . It has to be atleast 15 or more years lost track some years ago

not 'slow drivers'... slow drivers who drive in the leftmost lane... may those drivers blow a transmission!

Much of the time, those that complain about slow drivers think they are indy car drivers... on public roads... and the rest of us are just in their way. I've seen people do some really dangerous and stupid shit because they think the traffic laws are optional. Too fucking bad if I am too slow. ?

Good Job! Congratulations!

I congrats to you Harry , but im asking , can i still klink you even Head admin??? , never did it before??

Were you upside down ya bat dung licking vampire

3 lanes instead of 6... and people keep the left lane clear:

Yes thks OK but the arm immobilized for 10 days ?? (and then 2 minutes to type this sentence... )

Hey, when you gotta go....

Wow..Take it easy bro.. Real question here is..How you gonna wipe your ass .. ?

happy b day all kissy kissy

Screw all that googly gook just go to nearest drugstore pick up the strongest pair of reading glasses they have and boom you can see the whites of there eyes before blasting them to kingdom come ? Lol works for us old sons a b------s !!!!

Can we get a translator for what Hammer just said?

That was fun! Find another one, please

I would stop at Windows 7 !!! 10 sucks !!!

Will be AFK for a while. Have a break Tried with the nose but doesn't work as well...

vinegar strokes = mouvements rapides pendant la masturbation masculine juste avant l'éjaculation (on n'a pas l'équivalent en français ) Mais je me suis cassé le coude, pas le poignet ?

Desperate now not to be in the 98 club, darling Pink will never shoot me again? ( good luck Pin ), where do I find this bloody fish?? Broke out my fly rod, and loaded for bear, only trout it's ever seen is the old one upstairs snoring her head off, quick cast in the houses produces nothing, although I hooked some strange items in the pink one. The guy in the white house lost his cool at the delay in his wall, promised him a golf course, seemed to work? Have I got the right fly ?, should I swap to spinners ?? Is the clue deceptive, is it not a fish but a whale ?? think it would be easy to spot wouldn't you Is it an eel ???

You offering????