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There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably - especially the men. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday."

Funny you mention that I for some reason received two pay checks for the time you were senior.. what a weird coincidence. ---- To answer your question Labob; i'm not sure what happened in all honesty. I have been so busy with my personal and work life that it has all passed me by. From the few times that I have been involved it sounds like a lack of clear and honest communications. I'm not all about sharing feelings but do think that there has been a lack of communication... I look at the activity in the admin forums and simply do not see much for the amount of people we have in there. Duc

One rotten potato? I've heard of a "rotten apple" spoiling the whole barrel. Speaking of "potatoes," one guy asked me in Hawaii how to "get the chicks." I told him to get a potato and put it in his bikini-shorts. I saw him later, and he said "Ayaq, it doesn't work." I said, "Hey, bud, try putting the potato in the FRONT of your shorts . . ." Lol. Ayaq

Thank you guys! American, Australian, Canadian, British, Polish, French and others brave soldiers who came and fight on the beaches of Normandy to free us 75 years ago. Also a thought for German soldiers (my father being German) engaged despite themselves in this war provoked by the Nazi madness.

Sadly this place has turned into a whiny fest. Omg this person called me a bitch omg this person said something to hurt one of my feelings, and we all attack eachother or act all butt hurt. When we used to be able to joke and have fun. Unfortunately I'm also noticing admins being elected who once they get their position it fills their head and overflates. And everyone's always hush hush about things like Area 51. And that's just my 2 cents. Don't know much about the cod 5 team other then some animosity I myself have been noticing.

Is it my turn yet? Some good people dropped out of the COD5 admin ranks and I felt like it was my time to join them. As well, serving over the years as a game admin, a head admin and a senior admin and never receiving a single friggin pay check was all I could stands, and I couldn't stands no more. And that's all I got to say about that.

So the news was suppressed I read the forums daily and I never know about all the action traranspireing . So from what I can gather COD5 is now left with two great admins Cat (love ya) and DJ smart dude. What does everybody think about how it all came about. Keep it clean first I hear of anybody bashing anybody I will ask that the post be deleted and my guess is it will be deleted. This is so I can understand how this all happened and went down. It did take a long time and it did have a big cost to the management team. Harry you post last old wind bag LOL

Yeah I heard all about it.. Sad when things go south.. The Up side, we Still have Cat and Dj,, So Far It is my opinion RocketJay and Eastcoast, Not to forget Mr McGrim, they are doing a GREAT Job!!! There's my 2 1/2 cents Cheers!! XTeKK

Very cool, what model of 10GigE card are you using?

That URL is from a test we ran in March 2018.. Unfortunately whoever has been looking after the server configs either did not change the URL back or they have been using the incorrect config setting. It's an easy change to change it to the correct redirect.xtremeidiots.net URL. So nope @Labob no change from me for over a year, just bad config management me thinks Duc

He must be a whiny camper.

No No, it was a group of players (none of them but one members) who knew no other weapon than a riflenade, I tried a few times to play with them but gave up and went elsewhere, spawn nade, spawn nade, you know how it goes, but I certainly did miss that guy who was always there and fun to play with, guess he's moved on. If i want to play and i don't like the look of our server I just play on another, no problem with me.

How do you block people's posts again? Ayaq

"The fun died", okay, but what killed it for you? The loss of one guy?

Its something you do when you have no skills as a player.

Off to Parade I go....Over 2 Million expected.. OMG!!!

!fu @Sharpe but I agree 1 of the best movies of all time. Little Nicky Desperado Expendables 1-3 The 13th Warrior All of the Cheech and Chong movies From Dusk till Dawn All of the Rob Schneider/Adam Sandler movies. There both Funny as hell but when you put them together in the same movie? OMG lol pretty much all Quentin Tarantino films Most of the Danny Trejo films 90% of the Clint Eastwood movies Not all but most of the Sylvester Stallone movies John Wick 1-3 The Matrix 1-3 300 All of the Wolverine movies Deadpool LOTR Harry Potter (even though I 100% agree with @Sitting-Duc signature) lol

Deep Throat, forget the actresses name ? My first 'action movie'

It's a joke lol, I can't find out how to remove the bloody thing, forgot how I put it on

It's the same outcome Ayaq lol Rotten is never good ....

Thanks for your post, buddy. If you haven't seen "Saving Private Ryan," I would highly recommend watching it. Director Spielberg did an awesome job. However, the only thing I "hate" about the movie is Opheim--or however you spell the cowardly-bastard's name. And the way he acts like a hero at the end. Only part of the movie I don't like. Anyway, thanks again, sir. Ayaq

Happy birthday! Hoping the fire will fit your candles ?

I would say, mainly VHS movies... Of course To quote one: WWW (not World War III!) "What Women Want" because it was so funny, romantic and original. And of course for the scene of anthology with Mel Gibson dancing to Frank Sinatra's "I won't dance". And because I love women, being a feminist ?? (how not to be? Right?)

Pulp Fiction

Did you Idiots forget about hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, best movie.Oh and Worlds end

Little Nicky with Adam Sandler.... a cinematic masterpiece!

happy fathers day to all you idiots stupid enough to fall for the old sucker line "Dear lets make a baby"

I don’t want to find out. They’ll want money.

Harry, just submit a DNA sample to 23andme or ancestry.com Youll find out!

Thank you to those who are wishing their father well today but don't know that it's me, especially if you were born in Wichita in 1967 or 1968 while I was stationed at McConnell AFB, Saigon in 1969 or Plattsburgh, NY in 1970. It's not my fault your mother couldn't find me.

Braveheart Labyrinth Grease Dirty Dancing The notebook The Patriot Sense and sensibility Gladiator Troy Top Gun Spartacus Tombstone The Crow Gosh the list could go on.

"Braveheart." "Saving Private Ryan." "Life Stinks." "Three Amigos." Ayaq

I could watch this over and over........ Come with me And you'll be In a world of Pure imagination

He has the right to his opinion, and to say it. Everyone else is free to not read it instead of trying to shut people down. Or to belittle them.

These guys have a fairly new one that's pretty good!

My grandfather landed on Omaha on D-Day. He was in the 1st. Division, 16th Infantry, L Company. About 1/4 of his company made it to the beach. Of that, only about 30 men made it to the top to capture WN 60 at the top of what is called the F-1 draw. His Lieutenant earned the Congressional Medal of Honor (posthumously). One of only two awarded that day. I was fortunate to able able to visit the exact spot and the gun emplacement where he fought. here is what it looks like today. https://www.normandywarguide.com/place/wn60-widerstandsneste-60

FFS Frenchi your genes are English ??? abandon ship everyone

I heard that he had many hours of detention... ?

How could you fail to admire anyone who shagged his teacher ?? This doesn't include you and Mr. Brown @Unchileno

Lol! President Macron speaks English well enough (as far as I can judge ;-)) but he did it in French to annoy Donald and Theresa Anyway, I agree with you, he should at least have to say some sentences in English.

yup he needs to work on being an IDIOT first!

This ban is being lifted by me. I have been on contact with both parties involved and decided a warning here is the right decision.