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Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, “Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?” The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there, but I can’t carry this lot.” The old lady suggested, “Why don’t you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?” “Why thank you very much,” he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says “Let’s take my short cut and go down this alley. We’ll be there in no time.” The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, “I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won’t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?” The farmer said, “Holy smokes lady! I’m carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?” The old lady replied, “Set the goose down, cover her with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.”

New rotation maps are map mp_13_townville map mp_82ab_dresden map mp_aa_vosges_fr map mp_amberville map mp_bastogne map mp_canal2 map mp_cw_pacific map mp_downfall map mp_drum map mp_frenchvillagen map mp_gustav map mp_kokoda map mp_lyon map mp_montelimar map mp_opera map mp_ratsbedroom map mp_sps_xian map mp_ugcarena There are two maps added for testing this week - mp_bog and mp_district. Please provide feedback on these. And yes I know mp_13_townville is being repeated, just a little mixup with the server switchover and config updates - Thanks for doing those Merlin!

Hi fella, miss you on the servers.. Hope you and your family are outstandingly well

New rotation maps are map mp_78auenwald map mp_agxdepo map mp_cw_bocage map mp_cw_breakout map mp_dome map mp_enigmaoff map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_makin_day map mp_nachtzug map mp_newbrecourt map mp_vm_river map mp_rostov map mp_sfrance_nite map mp_stalingrad map mp_suburban map mp_trainstation map mp_vm_brecourt map mp_vm_crash map mp_rocket map mp_the_cube

Is it that good you have to carry a firearm to keep the thieves away? If that’s the case you better charge more lol!

Worked in the Airline Industry, with most of that time at the Detroit Metro Airport(DTW). Did most all of the different ground handling positions - load / unload - parking - driving those little 'tugs and carts' around. Also worked weight and balance using a 'manual computer' . After 43 and a half years decided to retire (31Dec2016).. Working manual labor outside in all kinds of weather is a 'young mans' game. Before and after retirement picture.

Thank you amigos . Just dealing with life issues and staying out of trouble. Don’t know what’s wrong with Pc. Not really bother with it. Thxs for the love again Dirt bags. P.s. Eat me!!

For nearly 20 years, assembled car seats for the Ford Crown Victoria and Mercury Grand Marquis. For about 14 of those years, I was a supplier quality engineer dealing directly with supplier for new model changes and production quality related issues. Ford shuttered that plant in 2011, London Ontario, so our plant closed as well. For the last 10, been working in a bearing manufacturing plant making/assembling bearings (tansmission bearings, differential bearings, wheel bearings, chain guides, belt and chain guide tensioners, belt pulleys) serving customers (Ford, GM, Chrysler, Honda, ZF, TRW, Mitsubitshi, Nissan) from NA, Mexico, Thailand, Korea, China, Japan). Carried over in the supplier quality role for first 7ish years and for last 3 years, now do the same thing but on the customer side, so now deal directly with the customers on our plant quality related issues. After nearly 30 years of the automotive world, I've had my fill of stressful and crazy busy days. In a couple of months, I'm packing it in and my wife and I are moving to another province to start the next chapter of our lives. I have now just started my training on becoming a certified home energy advisor, a lot of material so will take a bit of time, but a completely new line of business from what I'm used but is interesting and will essentially be my own boss once we get to where we are going.

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

We take our duties very seriously

budman no just sale it around here . TBB. Drive your ass down ill let you have a bottle or 2

...and Stevie Ray Vaughan is my favorite artist...& where all the style went: he apparently took it with him. This cat was LEGEND, whether playing some nameless dive on a Friday night or President Bush's Inaugural Ball, The El Mocambo, a charity event (of which he did many), with Buddy Guy, to celebrate a friends birthday, at his eponymous Legend's Club (he's the only Blues Legend left, imho), some State Fair or anywhere: He always gave it all, inexorably drawing-in his audience to journey with him to the planes of greatness to which he ascended when playing, performing. . . Gotta include his performance of 'Texas Flood' played at Bush's Inaugural Ball. Purely epic, & introduced by none other than The Iceman himself: Albert Collins, whom SRV insisted by invited to play; giving credit to fellow Legends who came before him & were his influence & peers.

Sure is a shit ton of IT people !!!!

Thanks Skuza!

I have been in the IT industry for over 22 years now. I am currently a Network Security Engineer. I've worn about every hat in the IT industry it feels like. IT director for 2 small cities, Network Engineer, Field Network Engineer, system admin. I worked for the isp Time Warner Cable (with @Izumi for a few of those) now Spectrum for 11 years. I can put people to sleep talking about ip packets and why their connection to the servers may or may not suck. I have worked with about every switch and firewall manufacturer it feels like. I slapped in a few old work photos. Most of the things I work on now are globally remote that I rarely physically touch.

Been adding a bunch of cooking and baking posts to your namesake forum and you haven’t even cared! I’ll be filing a Hurt feelings report with the administration team!

WTF.. miss the old days

Rotation #65 25 maps by ShadyBrady put in rotation 03/26/22 map mp_blue_ramshackle map mp_wallendar_4 map mp_mbdepot map mp_dawnville_rota1 map mp_doomed map mp_mw3_vortex map mp_compact map mp_coldfront map mp_dahar map mp_fav map mp_novoutpost2 map mp_skidrow map mp_lapatrouille map mp_complex map mp_isla_beta1 map mp_counter map mp_outset map mp_gonefishin map mp_efa_market map mp_parking map mp_southfrance map mp_mohaa_dv map mp_bo2overflow map mp_csgo_mirage map mp_argel Server restarted by LOCO Enjoy!

After 15 years thinking about changing careers back in the day I was certified by the State Board of Texas welders for plate and structural welding and I was working on pipe welding

He’s one of my all time favourites! He could walk on stage cold Turkey sound check and electrify the stage !

I'm a quality and procurement manager for a worldwide brothel chain owned by the renowned multinational MaleAndFemaleInstitution&Association. I search and test products from all nations for placement within my Company's real estate portfolio. Times are hard at the moment, however rumour has it that I may find suitable candidates within these forums according to some of our clients who can't be named for legal reasons @BUDMAN @TBB and @Sammy. Does anyone know how to get in touch with @Icequeen???

Izumi, my brother from another mother! I to am a Sr. Network Engineer for a gas company that has 40 locations in 3 States. I to have been banished to work from home for the rest of my career. My company sold our corporate headquarters (3 multistory buildings), where I had an office for 20 years and bought another property with only 2 buildings and a plot of land to build a 3rd. Covid hit, and they decided to never build the 3rd building as we work so well from home. I have been working for this natural gas utility going on 22 years now, prior to that I was a TAC engineer for Cisco system, a supervisor for Hitachi laptop support, and I started my carrier as PC support for Gateway Computers (Windows 3.1 / Windows for Workgroups). So I have been in IT for 32 years now. These are our two new buildings. Some pictures I had on my phone from random installs and repairs

virga 30-segment p.i.d. for custom coffee roast profiling apple pie, anyone? gettin' well-tired of these pics, Mr.

It's finally time to update the TDM server with new maps and a quick change to how the server handles AFK players. NEW ROTATION gametype tdm map mp_wspawn map ubunker gametype ctf map mp_schultz_bunker gametype tdm map mp_arena2 map mp_frontline_forts2 map sps_el_Embarcadero_f gametype ctf map mp_coddm3 gametype tdm map sps_free_port map mp_frontline_carnage map mp_rds_s gametype ctf map mp_carentan_ville gametype tdm map mp_cs_sniper map mp_cargotown gametype ctf map mp_asylum2 gametype tdm map mhz_massacre1 map mp_bretot map hillsides gametype ctf map mp_bassano gametype tdm map icsl_village map mp_accona_desert map germanairfield gametype ctf map mp_overgrown gametype tdm map open_sea map mp_trainstation_rain_v2 gametype ctf map amd_stadt gametype tdm map mp_bastogne map mp_chelm_night MAPS map mp_trainstation_rain_v2 map mp_chelm_night map mp_accona_desert map mp_bretot map mp_wspawn map mp_frontline_forts2 map mp_frontline_carnage map mp_cargotown map mp_asylum2 map mp_coddm3 map mp_schultz_bunker map mp_carentan_ville map amd_stadt map mp_bassano map open_sea map mp_rds_s map icsl_village map sps_free_port map SPS_el_Embarcadero_f map germanairfield map hillsides map mp_arena2 map mp_cs_sniper map mhz_massacre1 map mp_bastogne PLEASE REMOVE TO SAVE SPACE: J1_22.iwd J2_22.iwd SERVER UPDATES I have made some changes to how the server managed AFK players. This will have an impact on the Auto-balance. What this means is that if you are in spectate for more than two minutes, you WILL be kicked to allow the server to autobalance correctly. This is the only way we can stop moving people around manually.

I had to manually kick her so it would stop doing that lol. I will have another look at the scripts but as far as I am aware. there is not much else I can change aside from the amount of time it takes to kick people.

Not you, buddy!

Need to look and add a in game warning on being kicked if idle to long in spectate or vocalize it in game so everyone knows

mp_mbdepot removed

omg! hi and fu

HOWDY Where You Been?

OH!??? It's supposed to work??? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I've had the snip, call me Jaffa, firing blanks when it worked.

No - but I'm great at fertilizing!!!

Only one thing makes Queenie happy - you any good at 'ploughing' ???????????????

We need to have a serious talk!!

Electrician

OK @Timmah! - we got to make @Icequeen happy - shave them and then post a new picture - but warn me first!!!

That's right handy bud!

Nice bunch of pics bro! It appears you may need to wash your nuts.

Dude get back in the game and start slaying some C4! Miss playing with you. Hope you're good!

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she’d be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in another couple of shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the lady doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband’s condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, ‘You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn’t you! I hope you’re proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It’s just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life, he will require round-the-clock care. And that will now be your new career!’ At this the woman broke down and sobbed. The lady doctor then chuckled and said, ‘I’m just pulling your leg. He’s dead. Show me what you bought.’

A man returns home early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While enroute home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks down the blanket, and there is his wife, naked as a jaybird with a man, totally nude also. The husband puts a gun to the man’s head! The wife shouts, “Don’t do it!!! I lied when I told you I inherited money.” HE paid for the Porsche; I gave you. HE paid for your 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat. HE paid for your Football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your golf trip to St. Andrews and your new 4X4. HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays our monthly dues. And because of HIM, I can put an extra $2,000 in our checking account each month. Shaking his head from side to side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you do?” The cabby replies, “I’d cover him with a blanket before he catches a cold!

3 Universities decided to investigate why the bulging end (sometimes referred to as a helmet) at the end of a gentleman’s dick was actually there and what its use was. Yale in the USA spent $3.5 million over 2 years and arrived at the conclusion it was to give the woman pleasure during sexual intercourse. Cambridge in England spent £7500 and 11 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to give the man pleasure during sexual intercourse. Dublin spent €175 and 3 months to arrive at the conclusion it was to stop your hand flying off the end.

Xtreme IDIOTS not Xtreme Intelligence To answer the original question of the post, yes make 20 posts anyway you wish