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Angelz will love this lol! It had been snowing all night. So at 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman 8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere 8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead 8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts 8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa 8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended 8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role 8:43 The Government equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction 8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist. 9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services 9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's getting worse.

alright then, consider some new maps comming to our XI servers Already started on a North Africa based map. Gonna try to implement also the Afrika core uniforms (if they are around ) for this one. Stay tuned

Is there any need for new cod 5 maps, been away a while so not sure if its still played alot. If so what kinda map u guys wanna see. 1- Urban city theme 2- Africa theme 3- Military base theme 4- Forrest/jungle theme 5 - Snow map

Just went into aLL SERVERS AND SEEMS FINE TO ME

Not sure if I have a say or not since I am not an >XI< member but new maps are always great and #1 - #5 sound awesome!!! I enjoy your servers a lot and do appreciate everyone that works so hard at keeping them running because I think I'd go crazy if they weren't there any more!! Great servers! Great custom maps! Great players! Fantastic job to everyone from mappers, admins, moderators, members that take care of the forums, clan members that are helpful and always make me laugh and have a great time! <---------not sure why these won't show up anymore when I post.... ?

LOL Most of us see funny pics, memes, etc. each day, I making this post to share here with others ones that you like or think are just plain funny! I seen this one this morning and couldn't stop laughing, LOL reminded me of church days with my Grand-Mother and LOL what happened if you weren't good.

Idk why it took me so long, but finally did it. Not sure if you can look up how long I have been playing on your Insurgency servers but I wouldn't be surprised if it was long over a year. I recently decided to draw back on the video game playing but one day I decided to play insurgency and got the pop up about the model 10 competition.... and that free copy of Sandstorm will be mine! So if you see a guy running only a revolver there is a good chance it is me. Um, basic stuff about me: Dude, 20's, mostly listen to 80's music, watch science channel, stupid crap on TruTv, basic channel dramas, love beer so much that I have a instagram dedicated to beer, have a beast PC with a meh graphics card, play Pokemon tcg, love firearms, patriotic ??. Glad to finally be here and cant wait to chat more.

The president gets special treatment wherever he goes! That is me with the pilot, and limousine! Presidential Vist

Cause insurgency is for the cool kids ?

This would even be funnier if it wasn't true

my face book name is bob shatt

So sad but bloody true. ???

no it wasn't be bitch

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy timmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I have something for u ?

Make sure to download the "Bell of Peace" app and let the bells ring right from your cell...We are counting on you in remembrance of the 100yr anniversary of WWI (The Great War) and for Vets around the World...The app has a count down timer running Apple and Android Awesome thing when across the world we can ring in Peace on Remembrance Day On November 11, 2018 @ 11:00am local time DOWNLOAD ---->HERE

Made this desktop for anyone who wishes to use it.

Birds regularly shit on my mercedes (get it?)

Must be peacepuppy a.k.a. @Wardogs411

Not a basement, a cellar; need to come on down to the cellar to understand.

I sense that my brave buddy @AyaqGuyaq is missing, no posts and no replies to birthday, I fear that he may have met his end this time, no doubt fearless until the end. Sent a few pm's out to muster funds for a party, sorry search party, we should get far once I've auctioned the buttons on ebay and converted the two florins, five shekels and hatpins into hard cash. Are you there Ayaq, knock once for yes and twice for no knock, knock

Happy birthday buddy, have a great one. How do Alaskans celebrate?

Have a great day mikepaz666!

Haha thank you. I appreciate the briefing on the rules, I will try my best to keep my tongue as clean as possible

So I've been going through boxes trying to find my old games ( cod 2, 3,4,5 etc.) and can't find em... think they could be in a box in my storage in Nevada...any way might be awhile before I can get on the servers. Asked my wife if I could buy new copies and she said no (she says I need to stop buying things when I can't find my old stuff) anyhow, I'll try to head up there in a couple of werks....cheers n gg...

Still no news?, it's not looking good is it?, I suspect Angelz is keeping him as a toy boy, he'll waste away with her demands, or he could be fertilising @AthenA's eggs, he's not chicken, hope he can still aim straight. I wonder if he's back fishing, money bulging from his pockets (not what he tells the ladies), he's certainly quiet. We need to keep our eyes open - another idiot missing, I think he's been abducted and as we speak is getting probed. Ah well back to bargain hunt, I'll check later, hxtr have you seen him?

Spent a bad night worrying about my brave boy, pictured him lying frozen in the snow mauled by a polar bear searching for food due to the ice breaking up. I may be the cause, my large diesel engine may have contributed to his end, in memorial I tipped a tin of injector cleaner in the tank, I feel a lot better now. It may be that he inadvertently wandered across the border after game, some Canadian floosy luring him into her bed. Having been there I know the dangers, there is little chance of escape, even now he may be getting offered pancakes and maple syrup, we may never see his eloquent prose again. I will buy a poppy in his memory, and every pancake will be a headstone, farewell buddy, in a manly non gay way of course. sob

I didn't know Neil Patrick Harris flew for POTUS.

Timmah, I heard yours was a dungeon!

Timmah lends his out, take some popsicles, his guests love them.

Very cool. That car and that plane is a beast. My dad got a pack of M@M off AF1 during Bill Clinton era and I ate them.

I work at the airport, I am the airfield electrician..work on all the airfield lighting systems. You think they would let me that close otherwise! ???

Happy Birthday!

Just when you thought it was safe to go out again Zombie Fart comes back to the DM Custom Maps 2 server! We were happy to see him again and he picked up right where he left off. ? ?

and i have a cod5 iso for you if you get the key

Do yourself a favor email yourself a copy of your keycodes for them next time because there are ISO,s for them out there on the webby...I have a copy of COD2+4 that are shareable ISO,s

Happy Birthday NostradewmusXI Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday NostradewmusXI

Happy birthday! I was gonna type "Nostra-doofus," but decided against it. It is, after all, your birthday, sir. Wishing you many more. Ayaq