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I know everything. For the right price, l’ll squeal like a pig. Offers?

The reason why @Unchilenoand I aren't sharing a room is because he doesn't wash his balls.

1: A spit roast meal with Piglo. Even if Bill Gates promised me his entire fortune, there is no circumstances whatsoever under which I would join Piglo for dinner, or lunch, or breakfast, or even a friggin drink. Well, there is one, that being if Piglo WAS the dinner. I like Pork. But I'd still need to put a bag over his head. 2: A weekend at the XI mansion, including perks. Are you kidding? Have you SEEN the XI Mansion? (photo below.) 3. Your toenails removed by pliers. You're talking to someone captured by the Viet Cong in 1969 who had toothpicks shoved up his toenails and a shovel shoved up his ass as well as his balls cut off with a rusty lineoleum knife. But I never broke. 4. Let me win the game of my choice. Hah. I can win any game on any XI server any time I choose. What you Idiots don't know is that because I'm the best in the world, I play without a monitor to give you guys a shot at it. I play by sound only. Sometimes, if I find myself creeping toward number one in a game, I'll even start playing from the next map. Nope. Got to do better than this!!!

That's it! As a self-proclaimed pro-gamer, you are hereby banned for being too good to play with us!

As one of the new COD5 admins, here is my perspective ... I started playing on XI about three years ago by chance ... just came across one of the servers and started playing. I had so much fun I constantly played on it and stopped looking for other servers. In my opinion, it was --- and still is -- the best COD5 server out there. About a year later, Beers asked if I was interested in joining the XI community. I've never been a member of an online gaming community and absolutely enjoyed playing here, so I said yes. Recently, I was asked if I was interested in becoming a COD5 admin. Frankly, I was kind of shocked. I've never been an admin, but everything -- the process, responsibilities, etc. were explained in detail. I can tell you one thing ... it's NOT an overnight process. I don't know how admins are considered, but it took two or three weeks to go through the process to become one AFTER you're asked. There's A LOT to learn about being an admin (manuals/rules, software downloads, etc.) that isn't exactly easy for an amateur like me. Being an admin has in NO way changed my attitude in the game. The ONLY thing I'm doing now is looking for cheaters/hacks and players that violate the posted server rules. By the way, admins can't just immediately kick or ban a player ... there's a procedure to follow. Also, some admins don't have the authority (or even access) to randomly change maps, re-start servers, etc.. I get that and I agree with it. I'm still on XI playing to have FUN. Many of you know each other in real life. I only know one XI member in real life ... my ex-wife (btw F.U. IceQueenHerb!) ... and I originally pointed her in the direction of XI after becoming a member. Even SHE has met or become real life friends with some XI members, which I think is awesome. We have so many funny, entertaining, interesting, intelligent, honest and intriguing people playing on XI servers -- both XI members and non-XI members. We also have some regular XI and non-XI players that are assholes, but they generally fit the previous categories as well :). I'll stop at this point and say that I have no idea what happens behind the big curtain. I just plan to keep playing on XI and have fun, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

"Tell him I'll be there!!! I'LL BE THERE!!! AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!" "Why Johnny Ringo . . . you look like someone just walked over your grave . . ." "Fight's not with you, Holiday. I was just kiddin'." "Well, I wasn't . . . play for keeps, remember?" (Quick 180-degree switch to "Three Amigos"): El Guapo: "Jefe, would you say that I have a 'plethora' of piñatas?" Jefe (after pausing for a moment): "Oh yes, El Guapo--you have a plethora of piñatas!" El Guapo: "Jefe, what does it mean to have a 'plethora?'" Jefe: "Why, El Guapo?" El Guapo: "Because if someone tells me I have a 'plethora,' I would like to be sure that they know what it's like to have a 'plethora!'" Jefe: "Uhh, El Guapo, could it be that, once again, you are mad at someone else, and choose to take it out on me?" El Guapo: "Mmm." Jefe: "Is it because Carmen chooses to die instead of spending a night with you? Why don't you just 'take her?' When you want the Carol, you take the Carol! Why don't you just 'take her?!'" El Guapo: "Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot "force open" the petals of a flower; when the flower is ready, it will choose to open up its petals for you." Jefe: "And what if Carmen 'refuses' to open up her petals for you?" El Guapo: "Then, I will kill her!!" Lol. Ayaq cc: My buddy, @RobMc

Commenting negatively about a drama filled subject is not something I'm willing to do. So I'm not going to say anything negative about the whole situation. To much Drama around the whole ordeal allready. Mistakes were made but hopefully we learned a thing or two. The community depends on a GOOD admin team that is fair and Firm in judgement. No matter how I "feel about it" I do know that it was what is best for the community. psssst !fu @AyaqGuyaq you son of a

Guess that'd be OK once you got past the used part.

EC love you to death, in a manly non gay way of course, but wtf has this to do with what happened ?? Looks like we will all wonder about area 55 forever. This event ranks amongst mankinds mysteries, why is it that when you open a tin of evaporated milk is it still there? Why can't McGrim shoot straight?, why aren't Queenie and Chile sharing a room? and other XI mysteries, Labob will have to wonder forever poor boy, and Harry will only squeal on his deathbed, goodnight Vienna r.i.p. Still think it was aliens or bigfoot.

This is how i see it, one idiot wanted to rule the world, and one idiot put a post up that was always going to do more damage than good

I'm more of a sheep man myself:

OK, choose one of the following 1/. A spit roast meal with Piglo 2/. A weekend at the XI mansion, including perks 3/. Your toenails removed by pliers 4/. We'll let you win at any game of your choice, it's never too late

Yeah I heard all about it.. Sad when things go south.. The Up side, we Still have Cat and Dj,, So Far It is my opinion RocketJay and Eastcoast, Not to forget Mr McGrim, they are doing a GREAT Job!!! There's my 2 1/2 cents Cheers!! XTeKK

i think this bunny hopping is getting stupid now and im not the only one thats getting tired of it. its taking all the fun out of the game.

Actually we tested a server once with @deerejon , and as soon as you jump your aim resets to center. So you can't jump and aim. That's how.. but I'm a jumper myself

You cannot trust the human race .

You can have my ex-wife IceQueenHerb ...

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!?

happy b day

Me tooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Its actually pretty easy. There are a few other clans with freezetag that have no hopping rules. You can also make it so that when you hop you can't shoot properly. I find it strange that this is an issue for people though. I played 82nd tactical realism and Esc mainly in the years before I started playing on Mw2. Both of those servers are/were no hopping. When I first started to play mw2 one of the reasons I enjoyed it is that I wanted to hop again ?. People like to use the argument that hoppers would be shit without hopping as well, this is hilarious. There is quite a bit of skill involved. Occasionally I still go and play other servers if I want a change of pace, but there must be a reason I continue to play on mw2. I am with @Dessy on this.

How do you shoot a hopping bunny? Hop in sync!! LOL! Pretty soon it'll look like popcorn, or a mosh pit! hee hee!! Rock on!

It looks like @piglo is "dry-humping" the toilet paper roll . . . And smiling 'cause he just got caught doing it . . . Lol. Ayaq

Not true but I enjoy it, except when some fckr says 'gottem', smawing bitch ?

Bitch

Lol, Big Papa Joe!! Love you man, in a non-gay kinda-way . . . Ayaq P.S. - Don't tell @RobMc, he's the "jealous type." Lol.

There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made the jiggle even that more apparent. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably - especially the men. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a Thermon tewday."

Just for the hell of it.... How the Hell would you enforce a No-Bunny Hopping rule anyway? Wow, think before you post...

I like them all, but I sure do miss playing with 2manybeers when he was an admin, had a lot of fun with him, sure wish he would play in the xi servers again!

Most people don't consider your 2 second quickie a long time

Oh Jester I left out some of the best !! I absolutely love LOTR. Die hard fan here. Marvel movies Pride and prejudice! I'm such a historical junkie as well

Sadly this place has turned into a whiny fest. Omg this person called me a bitch omg this person said something to hurt one of my feelings, and we all attack eachother or act all butt hurt. When we used to be able to joke and have fun. Unfortunately I'm also noticing admins being elected who once they get their position it fills their head and overflates. And everyone's always hush hush about things like Area 51. And that's just my 2 cents. Don't know much about the cod 5 team other then some animosity I myself have been noticing.

"Mary Poppins." "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang." Ayaq

He must be a whiny camper.

Best I saw was in the '50s: "I was a teen-aged whorehouse."

Is it my turn yet? Some good people dropped out of the COD5 admin ranks and I felt like it was my time to join them. As well, serving over the years as a game admin, a head admin and a senior admin and never receiving a single friggin pay check was all I could stands, and I couldn't stands no more. And that's all I got to say about that.

How do you block people's posts again? Ayaq

Well you asked Labob and I'm never shy to comment, from the ordinary members view it is (or was) obvious there were some troubles, but I for one never knew what, and that I suspect is the same for a lot of people. Then the guy who as far as I was concerned was one of the two main admins (with Spin), as until recently that is all anyone saw, and played there hours everyday disappeared, then everyone and his dog was made an Admin and that is who is left playing, I was on once with 5 admins and 2 players. All the regulars are disappearing and it is obvious to a blind man that numbers are down, I personally played on it less due to the constant tubing that was becoming the norm, but that was just me., in a nutshell not the same server that once contained a real good bunch of people who played for fun, the fun died, at least for me, but I do go back when I see the good guys/girls on. What really went on quite frankly I do not care about, it is none of my business, but I am sad to see what has happened, and so I guess are others.

Its something you do when you have no skills as a player.

I would say, mainly VHS movies... Of course To quote one: WWW (not World War III!) "What Women Want" because it was so funny, romantic and original. And of course for the scene of anthology with Mel Gibson dancing to Frank Sinatra's "I won't dance". And because I love women, being a feminist ?? (how not to be? Right?)

!fu @Sharpe but I agree 1 of the best movies of all time. Little Nicky Desperado Expendables 1-3 The 13th Warrior All of the Cheech and Chong movies From Dusk till Dawn All of the Rob Schneider/Adam Sandler movies. There both Funny as hell but when you put them together in the same movie? OMG lol pretty much all Quentin Tarantino films Most of the Danny Trejo films 90% of the Clint Eastwood movies Not all but most of the Sylvester Stallone movies John Wick 1-3 The Matrix 1-3 300 All of the Wolverine movies Deadpool LOTR Harry Potter (even though I 100% agree with @Sitting-Duc signature) lol

I'm a hopper...He's a hopper...She's a hopper...We're a hopper...Wouldn't you like to be a hopper too. Be a hopper...Jump like a bunny...Be a hopper...Jump like a bunny

Bunny hopper killed in the air is an extra 100 points Kill the wabbit

Wasn't belittling anyone and I was not shutting him down. Its just the ongoing same thing. And I know that English Bob has some thick skin so it wouldn't bother him that's why I did it. Do you need a tampon?

At one time or another I think we have had people complain about almost everything: Bunny Hopping SAW SMAW Novagas UAV Defroster My claymores ? (looking at you @Icequeen) Bouncing Betties Cars Care Packages/Streaks Nukes Spawn Points ETC Shooting a bunny hopper is quite satisfying though...

He has the right to his opinion, and to say it. Everyone else is free to not read it instead of trying to shut people down. Or to belittle them.