codpiece Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23133 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 Ahhhh, I see the problem here. This guy has the wrong girl friend. He should introduce her to a Dildo. If she did that to me she would be out on her ASS! L!ckALotAPus, Belted, TBB and 4 others 7 Awards
Janey Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 434 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1289 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1448 Achievement Points: 12930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 13 Device: iPhone Posted March 18, 2016 omg! what a psycho-bitch Damage_inc- 1 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted March 18, 2016 She wasn't mad at her boyfriend, she was mad at the Minecraft Head Admin. (no names, but his initials are 'King Stinger') because the Head Admin. kept robbing her boyfriend's quarry stones. That's what they mentioned in the computer monitor's post-mortem report, anyway. Lol. Ayaq KingStinger! and loaderXI 2 Awards
Sammy Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 1.92 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 If it were you, she would have used the golf club on your head. L!ckALotAPus and CobraBites 2 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted March 18, 2016 Lol, my ex-wife once threw a 'fisherman's mug (read: thick porcelain and VERY heavy)' at the back of my head-phoned, flat-topped head, missed, and absolutely obliterated my computer screen. If she had connected in the right spot with that 1-lb. mug, it would very likely be my spirit typing this right now. Thank God for guardian angels. Sigh. I'm probably gonna come back later and delete this post. Naw, thought about it for (literally) a second--it'll stay. Lol? Ayaq Hemps, codpiece, L!ckALotAPus and 1 other 4 Awards
HellTiger Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Posted March 18, 2016 Why isn't he having sex at least once a day? I need sex twice a day!!! But I only get sex once a week or so but no one sees me breaking my wife's tablet over my leg. lol - masturbation Awards
HarryWeezer Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.81 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 What's sex? TBB, JohnnyDos, baldie and 1 other 4 Awards
Labob Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 IDK but it seems to have something to do with a golf club and mine craft. Have to ask Johnny or SOB if they have that game. From the looks of it it might be intense loaderXI, BUDMAN, azzkikr and 2 others 5 Awards
B-Murda Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 5841 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 608 Content Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 699 Achievement Points: 4384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/02/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 29, 2021 Posted March 18, 2016 Why can't he have sex AND play the game at the same time? duh! Merlin007 and Damage_inc- 2 Awards
BattlewolF Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 2028 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 11, 2024 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 He can have sex and play minecraft at once i saw a girl on top on his chair and he was playing battf , so what is the problem , and not all but most woman do not wanne have sex so much. That is why we idiots play so much games baldie 1 Awards
dadda2 Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.21 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Posted March 18, 2016 at least now he can buy a 50 inch screen Merlin007, baldie, Aracefan and 1 other 4
TBB Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20338 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22433 Achievement Points: 147094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 387 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 18, 2016 What's sex? That's something you do before you buy Geritol by the case! L!ckALotAPus 1 Awards
Aracefan Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 4406 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 188 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 1790 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 27 Device: Android Posted March 18, 2016 dadda2 nailed it. Time go to big on the new monitor! Damage_inc- 1 Awards
Spartacus Posted March 19, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 2486 Achievement Points: 19555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 19, 2016 He should give it to her Hard all night until she makes him stop.... Then remind her of that the next time she complains about game time! Awards
Damage_inc- Posted March 20, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) girls.geez Edited March 20, 2016 by Damage_inc- AyaqGuyaq and KingStinger! 2 Awards
codpiece Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 373 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2509 Content Per Day: 0.56 Reputation: 3609 Achievement Points: 23133 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 24 Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Author Posted March 21, 2016 Yep, but it's always the mans fault. Well, at least she didn't touch the monitor. KingStinger! 1 Awards
Daxx68 Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 528 Group: ++ Minecraft Admin Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 271 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 88 Achievement Points: 1614 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 11:52 PM Birthday: 02/13/1968 Device: Windows Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) Glad my wife lets me play..She calls it her FreeTime from me.. Edited March 21, 2016 by Daxx68 KingStinger!, codpiece and Slackernet 3 Awards
KingStinger! Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14560 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 20 Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Posted March 21, 2016 She wasn't mad at her boyfriend, she was mad at the Minecraft Head Admin. (no names, but his initials are 'King Stinger') because the Head Admin. kept robbing her boyfriend's quarry stones. That's what they mentioned in the computer monitor's post-mortem report, anyway. Lol. Ayaq I was told to make our minecraft server top notch so I do it and this is the result? Hell no, aint no women gonna take down this server Over my dead minecraft body... Slackernet, codpiece and AyaqGuyaq 3 Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 22, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Posted March 22, 2016 Wow, the Xbox lady was on a rampage. She should have broken the monitor instead of the Xbox--it would have been a lot cheaper. Dumb bastard should have let her win once in a while, sheesh. Lol. Ayaq Awards
That_Right_Ther Posted March 22, 2016 Member ID: 24276 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 58 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 dadda2 is right. Time to sell some of her shit and get the fifty.
Allison Posted March 23, 2016 Member ID: 20366 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 40 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26, 2024 Birthday: 12/22/1995 Posted March 23, 2016 wow sounds like something that would happen to someone i know Awards
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