codpiece Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 Ahhhh, I see the problem here. This guy has the wrong girl friend. He should introduce her to a Dildo. If she did that to me she would be out on her ASS! WeednFeed, KingStinger!, TBB and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Janey Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 434 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1289 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 1448 Achievement Points: 12930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 omg! what a psycho-bitch Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted March 18, 2016 She wasn't mad at her boyfriend, she was mad at the Minecraft Head Admin. (no names, but his initials are 'King Stinger') because the Head Admin. kept robbing her boyfriend's quarry stones. That's what they mentioned in the computer monitor's post-mortem report, anyway. Lol. Ayaq loaderXI and KingStinger! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 If it were you, she would have used the golf club on your head. CobraBites and L!ckALotAPus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Lol, my ex-wife once threw a 'fisherman's mug (read: thick porcelain and VERY heavy)' at the back of my head-phoned, flat-topped head, missed, and absolutely obliterated my computer screen. If she had connected in the right spot with that 1-lb. mug, it would very likely be my spirit typing this right now. Thank God for guardian angels. Sigh. I'm probably gonna come back later and delete this post. Naw, thought about it for (literally) a second--it'll stay. Lol? Ayaq codpiece, baldie, Hemps and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Why isn't he having sex at least once a day? I need sex twice a day!!! But I only get sex once a week or so but no one sees me breaking my wife's tablet over my leg. lol - masturbation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 20166 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 1.98 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 What's sex? JohnnyDos, Damage_inc-, baldie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8265 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 5977 Achievement Points: 53619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 IDK but it seems to have something to do with a golf club and mine craft. Have to ask Johnny or SOB if they have that game. From the looks of it it might be intense BUDMAN, AyaqGuyaq, azzkikr and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
B-Murda Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 5841 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 608 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 699 Achievement Points: 4384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/02/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 29, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Why can't he have sex AND play the game at the same time? duh! Damage_inc- and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 He can have sex and play minecraft at once i saw a girl on top on his chair and he was playing battf , so what is the problem , and not all but most woman do not wanne have sex so much. That is why we idiots play so much games baldie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dadda2 Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2016 at least now he can buy a 50 inch screen Aracefan, Merlin007, KingStinger! and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20155 Achievement Points: 132929 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 What's sex? That's something you do before you buy Geritol by the case! L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Aracefan Posted March 18, 2016 Member ID: 4406 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 188 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 1790 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 21, 2023 Device: Windows Share Posted March 18, 2016 dadda2 nailed it. Time go to big on the new monitor! Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted March 19, 2016 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 19, 2016 He should give it to her Hard all night until she makes him stop.... Then remind her of that the next time she complains about game time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted March 20, 2016 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) girls.geez Edited March 20, 2016 by Damage_inc- AyaqGuyaq and KingStinger! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
codpiece Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Author Share Posted March 21, 2016 Yep, but it's always the mans fault. Well, at least she didn't touch the monitor. KingStinger! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Daxx68 Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 528 Group: ++ Minecraft Admin Followers: 6 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 267 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 1585 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 02/13/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) Glad my wife lets me play..She calls it her FreeTime from me.. Edited March 21, 2016 by Daxx68 KingStinger!, Slackernet and codpiece 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KingStinger! Posted March 21, 2016 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14559 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 02:40 PM Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted March 21, 2016 She wasn't mad at her boyfriend, she was mad at the Minecraft Head Admin. (no names, but his initials are 'King Stinger') because the Head Admin. kept robbing her boyfriend's quarry stones. That's what they mentioned in the computer monitor's post-mortem report, anyway. Lol. Ayaq I was told to make our minecraft server top notch so I do it and this is the result? Hell no, aint no women gonna take down this server Over my dead minecraft body... Slackernet, codpiece and AyaqGuyaq 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted March 22, 2016 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Wow, the Xbox lady was on a rampage. She should have broken the monitor instead of the Xbox--it would have been a lot cheaper. Dumb bastard should have let her win once in a while, sheesh. Lol. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
That_Right_Ther Posted March 22, 2016 Member ID: 24276 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 8 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 58 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 dadda2 is right. Time to sell some of her shit and get the fifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allison Posted March 23, 2016 Member ID: 20366 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 40 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 26 Birthday: 12/22/1995 Device: Windows Share Posted March 23, 2016 wow sounds like something that would happen to someone i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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