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Farmer John Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer. "What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?" In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign. The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, How's the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed. The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down.. So he drove out to Farmer John's house. His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. 'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'

Yes it is real. Enjoy

Well maybe :

I ended up blowing all my tax return money last year on a fresh build for this year, it took a lot of careful planning and it turned out pretty nice. Check out more pictures on my Imgur Album Specs: Case: Phanteks Evolv ATX CPU: Intel i7 6700k Mobo: Asus Maximus Hero VIII GPU: EVGA 980ti Hydro Copper RAM: Hyper Furty DDR4 16gb 8x2 SSD: OCZ 256GB PSU: EVGA 600W Power Supply Storage: Seagate 3tb HDD Remote Starter On/Off Switch Cablemod Red Cable Management Cooling System: CPU Block: EK Supremacy EVO Pump: EK D5 Revo PWM Reservoir: 150mm X3 Radiator: EK Coolstream PE Solutions 360mm Frans: Thermaltake RGB Riing Series Piping: 16mm Acrylic tubing custom bent Fittings: Bitspower premium adabpters and mini drain valve Bitspower C89 Multi link and thermaltake 16mm compression fittings Inputs: Keyboard: Corsair Lux K70 Rapid Fire Mouse: Asus ROG Gladius Gaming Mouse 36" Extended Overwatch Mousepad Outputs: 3 DELL S2415H-8 Monitors

pittbullpete, ov3rKill and siDARKde. we will be the three dildos...I mean amigos....

Huh? ok

I'd have shagged it balls or not

Thanks everyone. I'm enjoying a nice weekend away at the lake. [emoji322][emoji322] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Still trying to find a substitute at work

@KillerKitty @WildPenguin @Roxy!

Gotcha covered...

How about SMOKE signals?

And guess who was in Stormcrows team, OUI OUI MOI!!!!!! whahahahaha

4v4 sounds good to me as well. Less camping.

There it is...[emoji106]

Should we set up a Whatsapp or Viber chat for while we are there to keep folks in the loop or am I over thinking things?

Okay, so the first good news is more about why I've not been on my favs, COD2 & COD5 much lately. Besides our short summers here in Michigan, the time had come to overhaul the house, 20 plus years after adding on to it. Roof needed replaced from all the abuse it gets from the sometimes harsh winters and winds we get. So, we opted to "get the red out", you might says, so once roof was done (by others, too steep for me these days) I replaced a lot of wood siding and trim, following by staining both garage and home. Watched a lot of beautiful days roll by, but busted ass for about 4 weeks around day job to get done. Need a few more touchups and accents replaced, but here's a few before and afters:

Sorry. Something came up. Ill definitely be at the next one.

Hey, you luscious ladies and strapping gents, I've been to the Niagra Falls (even saved a 3-year old boy from falling over the fence right above the falls). An option you might consider is flying into Toronto, Ontario. The Falls are only 70 miles (Johnny Dos, please convert to kilometers, or "kilometres" if you're Canadian) from Toronto. Toronto has the CN Tower, with its Plexiglas floors, and some excellent food. Just advisin'. Wish I could meet you buggers and bugger-esses. Great parties will abound, of that, I am sure. Ayaq

what your not coming????

this is anclote island about 6 miles off shore .and then the storm came in ..and it was not a lot of fun.. but we made it back safe.. i got about 200 yards from the dock and it started to poor down ..

Welcome Sander! No more fear for the redirect thingy!

Yes but in the future you might want a better vid card which needs a bigger power supply and why are you trying to minimize your power draw?no need to.then if you have a smaller supply and the demands grows that one you have will die quicker.cost more to buy smaller than just to get a bigger one

You'd shag anything that moves

J and I will play, we could use a ringer to hold our team up.

fu chile

If I had money to blow, so to speak, I would use it to pay off my credit card.

we will review it and get back to you but you summed it up.. your acct and your brother is now your problem

Hey, I do what I want... well I used to, anyway, you're not boss of me.. nanananana nananana nana @Gatorgirl, I think there is a difference in how we see this. I don't see people actively planning and forming teams here and then posting their teams in the other thread. Therefore, my comment on perhaps people private messaging. And yes you're right, I did not acknowledge that the other thread is for finalized teams only. So far there are only 2 teams that have been formed.

Thought alot about it. Rather keep my dignity. pulling out. Will definitely be at the next one.

Lmao @ROCKAPE I heard you need a scope to see @Ruggerxi

I have been playing on this server for what seems forever. Started gaming by looking over my son's shoulder while he played wolfenstien he would cuss and scream at the computer. He still plays cod 4 but with two boys of his own now 1 & 7 he tones it down .I have two kids of my own 29 & 31 . My two grandson are in the pic I submitted earlier .I am a commercial trim carpenter. I am 38 years old I know that because I have been that for 19 years now.I love playing on this server and hope to join soon .

I'm beginning to think you're using some of @StormCrow's special stuff.......... This is the forum to discuss teams and ask questions, there is a separate forum to register your team.......

nice . if ihad money to blow this is something I would blow it on..2 thumbs up.

Lazlo, you are truly blessed. As I sit here reading and viewing your post I looked around me and had a thought. You have everything I had once and even more. The trial with your wife is turning out great. Mine went and flipped over to the other sex and lives in Hawaii! I lost my beautiful little condo in bankruptcy. It wasn't on a lakeside lot, but it was ours for a time. Now I live in a one room assisted living quarters. I get 3 squares a day and barely have to lift a finger to do anything. I am not crying here but I realize how good I had it before and lost it all. Make every minute count with her and one day soon I will see you back on the server! So glad everything is working out good for you. God is good all the time!!!

A friend of mine and I flew down to Greenwood, SC (he owns a Beechcraft Bonanza) I took this with my Canon 5D Mark IV with my Canon EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L USM IS lens and 2x teleconverter.

2 man teams for freezetag would not be very fun...... you'd spend the whole time trying to thaw......3 or 4 are best for a freezetag tourney, imo. If one player is frozen, 2 v 3 is a lot better than 1 v 2.

Great news about your wife!!! House looks great - when we having a house warming party? Rugger is going to use his 401K to pay for the beer

Nice Spinpuppy.I guess in 7 years the next one is supposed to go over my city.I just hope I'm still alive,cause I'm getting up there and I've seen quite a few of my old buddies kick the bucket already,we never know when it's our turn to croak.But as of today I feel I can make it.

Good OLDSKOOL track