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Farmer John Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a week. So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer. "What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said: SCHOOL CROSSING Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!" So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?" In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign. The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, How's the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed. The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down.. So he drove out to Farmer John's house. His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. 'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down and watch out for chicks!'

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Well maybe :

I ended up blowing all my tax return money last year on a fresh build for this year, it took a lot of careful planning and it turned out pretty nice. Check out more pictures on my Imgur Album Specs: Case: Phanteks Evolv ATX CPU: Intel i7 6700k Mobo: Asus Maximus Hero VIII GPU: EVGA 980ti Hydro Copper RAM: Hyper Furty DDR4 16gb 8x2 SSD: OCZ 256GB PSU: EVGA 600W Power Supply Storage: Seagate 3tb HDD Remote Starter On/Off Switch Cablemod Red Cable Management Cooling System: CPU Block: EK Supremacy EVO Pump: EK D5 Revo PWM Reservoir: 150mm X3 Radiator: EK Coolstream PE Solutions 360mm Frans: Thermaltake RGB Riing Series Piping: 16mm Acrylic tubing custom bent Fittings: Bitspower premium adabpters and mini drain valve Bitspower C89 Multi link and thermaltake 16mm compression fittings Inputs: Keyboard: Corsair Lux K70 Rapid Fire Mouse: Asus ROG Gladius Gaming Mouse 36" Extended Overwatch Mousepad Outputs: 3 DELL S2415H-8 Monitors

pittbullpete, ov3rKill and siDARKde. we will be the three dildos...I mean amigos....

Huh? ok

I'd have shagged it balls or not

Thanks everyone. I'm enjoying a nice weekend away at the lake. [emoji322][emoji322] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Still trying to find a substitute at work

@KillerKitty @WildPenguin @Roxy!

Gotcha covered...

How about SMOKE signals?

And guess who was in Stormcrows team, OUI OUI MOI!!!!!! whahahahaha

4v4 sounds good to me as well. Less camping.

There it is...[emoji106]

Should we set up a Whatsapp or Viber chat for while we are there to keep folks in the loop or am I over thinking things?

Got a visit from the boss yesterday afternoon,he's looking good and myself look dazed(as always). Very nice visit from Rugger and his wife Chris.

J and I will play, we could use a ringer to hold our team up.

fu chile

If I had money to blow, so to speak, I would use it to pay off my credit card.

Hey, I do what I want... well I used to, anyway, you're not boss of me.. nanananana nananana nana @Gatorgirl, I think there is a difference in how we see this. I don't see people actively planning and forming teams here and then posting their teams in the other thread. Therefore, my comment on perhaps people private messaging. And yes you're right, I did not acknowledge that the other thread is for finalized teams only. So far there are only 2 teams that have been formed.

Lmao @ROCKAPE I heard you need a scope to see @Ruggerxi

I have been playing on this server for what seems forever. Started gaming by looking over my son's shoulder while he played wolfenstien he would cuss and scream at the computer. He still plays cod 4 but with two boys of his own now 1 & 7 he tones it down .I have two kids of my own 29 & 31 . My two grandson are in the pic I submitted earlier .I am a commercial trim carpenter. I am 38 years old I know that because I have been that for 19 years now.I love playing on this server and hope to join soon .

I'm beginning to think you're using some of @StormCrow's special stuff.......... This is the forum to discuss teams and ask questions, there is a separate forum to register your team.......

The metro series is amazing, although I've heard resident evil is one of the best horror games to date.

nice . if ihad money to blow this is something I would blow it on..2 thumbs up.

At least it took me this long to become bitter, what's your excuse?,looking at you i would be surprised if you reached 50, i would much rather be a slightly idiotic bitter old man, than a very bitter idiotic lard arse whose tongue is permanently wedged up Senior Admins arseholes...all that creeping and still no Admin job...no wonder you are bitter.

étrange homme par moment mais bien par d autre moment

4 vs 4 is really good - more to thaw for me

A friend of mine and I flew down to Greenwood, SC (he owns a Beechcraft Bonanza) I took this with my Canon 5D Mark IV with my Canon EF 100-400 f/4.5-5.6L USM IS lens and 2x teleconverter.

4 vs 4 would be a good balance. Probably needs more description on how all the tiers and such will work as well.

2 man teams for freezetag would not be very fun...... you'd spend the whole time trying to thaw......3 or 4 are best for a freezetag tourney, imo. If one player is frozen, 2 v 3 is a lot better than 1 v 2.

Nobody asked for your opinion.

Nice Spinpuppy.I guess in 7 years the next one is supposed to go over my city.I just hope I'm still alive,cause I'm getting up there and I've seen quite a few of my old buddies kick the bucket already,we never know when it's our turn to croak.But as of today I feel I can make it.

Good OLDSKOOL track