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Hello, I guess I’m supposed to introduce myself so I can finally be part of your online gang ? so let me start with a little history. Because of my family’s history I will not use any names in this short autobiography. My mother and father met in Daugavpils, Latvia at University in 1955. My father was one of the youngest Physics professors at University and my mother was a graduate student. After some reluctance on my father’s part they began seeing each other and married in 1960. I was born in Kuldīga, Latvia in June of 1965. We moved to Ventspils , Latvia in 1966 because my mother began working for the Soviet Irbene Locator, which was in charge of spying on NATO countries’ communications. She was head of the cryptology section and focused on European countries. After two years we moved to Skrunda , Latvia to be closer to my father and where my mother began working at the Skrunda Radar Station. The radar stations main task was to control the cosmic space over Western Europe and North America, and to “intercept” ballistic missiles should any be fired at the Soviet Union. My father, who took a position in the Science and Engineering school at Liepāja University in 1961 would stay in Liepāja for weeks at a time. However, what he was really doing was working for the KGB. He was in charge of moving and tracking so called “immigrants” across the Baltic Sea to Sweden. The so called “immigrants” were actually western trained KGB intelligence agents who actively infiltrated European countries and even the United States for espionage and other spy craft. You could say he was a spy master. Because my father was a physics professor he was well suited to oversee the development of devices and techniques employed in KGB spy craft. One such device was a sound wave generator that would send sound pulses which were beyond human hearing and could make someone ill in order to force them from a their location. For example, if an agent wanted to infiltrate a room to search for information he could make the occupants ill whereby forcing them to leave the location to seek treatment and allow the agent unfettered access to materials and documents. This device is still in use today as far as I know. Disenchanted with soviet rule and the failed promise of socialism, in 1980 my father and mother contacted the CIA to make a deal to get them out of Latvia. The CIA required they work as double agents to gain access to a top secret list of agents that my father had access to. This lasted for about a year when we were able to finally take a fishing boat in the dead of night from the port of Liepāja to Gedser, Denmark. We couldn’t go to Stockholm because there were too many Soviets that would recognize my father and the intelligence apparatus would pick up on our movements. We then made our way to Kolding, Denmark and after several days we made it to London, England. We stayed in London for a few months where we obtained new identities and passports. Finally, we flew to the United States and settled in Temperance, Michigan where I graduated in 1983. Now if you read all this and wondered if this story would make a great novel, maybe it would but it’s all bull shit! I just took 5 minutes of your time that you’ll never get back…Happy Holidays! Please don’t tell anyone and just encourage them to read it too. ?

Happy New Year - Bonne Année everyone ! I wish you all the best ! ?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!.... FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!!

Resolutions,people look at them this way sit on the toilet 1 min.before midnight,take a crap now it"s after midnight,and what you have is the same shit as last year. ?

My resolution is to stop reading news forums where every other post is by a troll or a bot.

Umm you forgot sumtin @hxtr LOL

Happy New Year!

Happy New year 2019, i hope we all gonna have a good year with health , fun and laughs , anything else you'll buy it. MM63???

My resolution is to work more on my graphic design work, get my t-shirt design business more exposure, get my blog up and running again, and dust off my photography gear and create more art. And get a longer penis.

Happy New Year!!!!! 2019 is going to be an interesting year.

I made a New Years resolution to never make another New Years Resolution and it's the only New Year resolution I've ever kept so why ruin a good thing. Happy New Years! If I was to make a New Years Resolution it would be to find out what game these pilots are playing out in the middle of nowhere. Hopscotch? 3D Tick Tack Toe? I see the X's were are the O's?

Bakke and Me wish all Idiots a happy New Year ..... ?

Well it's almost 2019 here in Greece, so I'm wishing ya all idiots a happy new year! Stay safe

for all you ignorant people from other countries in the world… here is how it goes in holland!

Happy New Years!!!!!! and good health to all.

Well I am sure glad I started at the end before wasting my time reading any of that. I'm just here for the free Cigarettes.

be a nicer person and try to be more patient and understanding and think before i talk when upset .gonna try to trip on some mushrooms-i heard that one trip actually changes your brain and makes you a more compassionate person.

OK - just for that I'm taking down your baby picture!!!!

I could sense hxtr getting excited, he'll be disappointed now, great intro.

Hhhmmm that's a good question. I think mine would to open up to people more and be less of a bitch?

FUNky family tree decorated by my Grandson.

Trashy`s tree

The tree inside.... And the tree outside... https://vimeo.com/user92933237/review/306934292/9b5b55f58a

@WldPenguin, notice the wrapping paper...

We could play hopscotch next but I'd be afraid I would hit the bottom of the ocean.

Crap I lose!!!!!!

I don't have the power or I surely would have :0

And to you Deamon, Chips

Last years resolutions didn't work out for me so this year I don't have any. Probably cutting smoking and drinking a little bit. Ah.... and keep giving 2manybeers, Robmc, momkey, spinpuppy, Dj, crowe and.......... A HARD TIME......Well, trying anyway. HAPPY NEW YEAR ?

Thank you daemon, have fun and a great 2019. ?

mmm let me see, I think it would be to say "FU" more.. FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU,FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU, FU. That will cover 2019...

Well done Joe!

Thought I would post the links to the patches. All patches are the originals as they were released. COD 4 1.6 Patch COD 4 1.7 Patch

So, Are you guys getting royalties of The Show "Americans"... ?

Its to long to read , we know you.. but if you join cool .. if not o well....... ................... Fucker !! about time!

We are a clan of >IDIOTS< - what makes you think we can read and if we could , that we have an attention span of more that 5 seconds - jokes on you - (nice intro)

Omg ? best intro ever!

you were on it gg dont you worry lol

!FU @OB1 My new years resolution is not to make a new years resolution because I always break them anyway within a month or 2. Maybe if I made more "Realistic" new years resolutions? Blaaaaaa!.

Well done Chica!

Just don't try taking the keys! =O Too soon?

I know it's Christmas Funky but you're supposed to keep them, not give the poor little sods away ?

Myself and little IceQueenHerb jr

congrats Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeny

Hahahaha. Thanks, I think. Granddaughter arrived Christmas Eve. Everyone is healthy and happy.

Decorated in swarovski crystal alot more than you can see