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Seems like I didn't cry and whine last year on August 7/2019 to get my 9 year tags? So here I am crying and whining for my 10 years tags WWHHAAWWWW!! Anyone want to take mercy on me and give this little kid his tags? LOL! Oh if I'm sadly mistaken please accept my apologies! Thanks in Advance! Weed(Wayne)

We were making the rice pudding for after Sunday dinner and the wife says 'put a knob of butter in', then goes off it when I begin to carve the butter to the appropriate shape, be more specific girls?.

Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?" The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"

"to visit a person who is dying;" This solves all the problems, from the day you are born you are dying, everyone dies...you are welcome.

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Deckard (55)daviddwigh (66)sirtrojan (43)

Hey all, sorry I havent been on, been busy and me internet has been shit..Will get back to shooting u all soon...lol..

Something needs to be done about the RCs. I shouldn't die when my screen goes completely black while changing to a car. And, if I die due to that, I shouldn't lose my RC when I respawn as I never used it. As soon as my firearm disappears when I try to change to anything, I should be protected from any form of enemy fire as I can no longer protect myself. I'm with Drimp on the EMPs. I have never liked that it effects my vision, even in the last mod. My eyes are not electronic.

You guys have parents ????

Just Picked a used 2018 Harley Softail Slim Sold my Road King as it was starting to get little heavy at my age ,

Scary Scrim III The Long Awaited Sequel We are having another open scrim. All FTag-ers! Girls vs Guys - We'll shoot for Friday, October 30, 2020, 5PM EDT. Please only sign up if you intend to play. First come, first served. This will be played on a server set to the FTag1 settings. This scrim is open to the whole community - members and non-members alike. The premise is simply - winners get to rename losers for a day. 1st place in winning team gets 1st pick of losing team to rename, 2nd place gets 2nd pick of the losing team to rename, 3rd place gets 3rd pick of the losing team to rename etc... The "re-named" player must wear their name on the server the next time they are both in server( renamer and the renamed ) . No names that are against XI rules will be allowed. No XI tags are worn with the name. Please post in this thread, if you're interested. If you post nonsense remarks I will assume you don't want to play. The ladies will get to pick the map. I'll post the map choice in the next few weeks - feel free to add your suggestion. *note* Ladies - I assume we'll get a large response - you may have to kick to multiple sets of butts - if so you can pick the second map! And yes, we are xtreme idiots Highest Regards to ALL,

@WeednFeed reminded me of a joke with his new chickens A salesman is rushing through the Irish countryside in his BMW, headed for an important meeting he must not miss in Dublin. About a hundred miles from Dublin, in the middle of nowhere, he breaks down (nothing new there BMW), he walks into the nearest village for help. Approaching the first person he sees he says 'Is there a garage round here?' 'No', replies the local, 'nearest one is 50 miles away' 'Any taxis or hire cars' asks the salesman 'No, nothing like that round here, but FitzPatrick up the road sometimes has a few old cars in his field' replies the local 'He might be able to help you' So the salesman walks up to FitzPatricks farm, upon arrival he asks if he has any cars for sale or hire? 'Sorry' replies FitzPatrick 'but if you want it you can have that' and he points to a rickety old Wild West stagecoach 'I suppose so' says the salesman 'Do you have any horses to pull it?' 'Sorry' replies FitzPatrick 'ate them all last winter, but Seamus on the next farm grows these giant pullets, he might sell you a few' With great misgivings he approaches Seamus's farm, but lo and behold it's full of giant pullets, which Seamus says are 67 bhp each, so he buys 6. He hitches them up and gets out on the road, the stagecoach is flying along, on a straight stretch he cracks his whip and nearly flies off the back, it's doing over 130 mph and accelerating. He reaches Dublin in no time and comes across his first red light, straining to hold back the pullets. Then alongside pulls a Ferrari, the driver looks on with amazement at the sight beside him, waiting for the lights he revs his engine and slips his clutch. The salesman glances down and smiles, I'll give this cunt a shock he says, the lights go green he cracks his whip and the harness snaps, the pullets and Ferrari disappear into the distance and he's left there. A policeman witnessing this walks up 'What is the trouble sir?' he asks The salesman replies 'Sorry officer, my big hens have gone' ONLY TO BE READ BY UK EYES FFS , NOTE YOU NEED A KNOWLEDGE OF ENGINES AND EXPERIENCE OF WORDPLAY, NOT FOR THOSE WHO THINK SESAME STREET IS ADULT HUMOUR.

Got 6 new EGG LAYING pullets a month ago. Look at the beautiful eggs? The brown eggs are from Red sex links and the blue eggs are from Azure Blue’s. The eggs start out small but increasingly become large or xlarge.

The next rotation for DM2 is in. Small map rotation map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_bridge map mp_gardenofheat map mp_killhouse map mp_lichtung map mp_pavlov map mp_trainingcamp Medium map rotation map mp_78outpost map mp_agx_depot2 map mp_all_out map mp_beertruck map mp_snr_carentan map mp_cityhall2 map mp_cw_burgundy map mp_deadwood map mp_drum map mp_freedom1 map mp_haguenau map mp_kneedeep map mp_marsh map mp_myths_farm map mp_overleaf map mp_ravine_v1 map mp_cassino5 map mp_snrwcarentan map mp_subway map mp_warehouse map mp_xi_nowhere Large map rotation map mp_78lolv2 map mp_agx_port map mp_assault map mp_beltot map mp_cabanatuan map mp_contra map mp_cw_strasbourg map mp_farmhouse2 map mp_hangar map mp_kwai map mp_lyon map mp_oldbrecourt map mp_ps7 map mp_salerno map mp_snr_flatdeck map mp_sps_xian map mp_supply_depot map mp_vm_brecourt map mp_warehouse_rnr map mp_wdocks Cheers

The next maps are in on DM1. Small map rotation map mp_africorp_rmk map mp_bridge map mp_gardenofheat map mp_lichtung map mp_meatgrinder map mp_pmcod map mp_snr_seals_2 Medium map rotation map mp_506th map mp_78deadsville map mp_agx_depot1 map mp_agxstlo map mp_beuvron map mp_byalistok map mp_canal2 map mp_crash_day map mp_dawnville map mp_downtown2 map mp_dug_in78 map mp_frenchvillage map mp_hob_mohdv2 map mp_mohdm3 map mp_newvillers map mp_paresu map mp_snr_carentan map mp_tankhuntwaw map mp_waw_arnhem Large map rotation map mp_1078carentan map mp_agx_port map mp_anzio map mp_caen2 map mp_communique map mp_dumont map mp_great_escape map mp_industrial map mp_lolv2_codwaw map mp_newsicily map mp_ramelle map mp_seelow map mp_snr_st_mengs map mp_stlo map mp_trenchville map mp_vm_caen map mp_wolfsquare map mp_byalistok map mp_bentys_depot Cheers

Alright not sure I got that can you say it in French ???

was fun!

yes we will be

cheers merlin

@RobMc you have a great collection of middle fingers! You must be so proud lololololol

@ROCKAPE for sure will help you with that Weed

Have a GREAT birthday all!!!

Happy Birthday guys ?

What, did they find you under a rock?

Happy Birthday All. Have a great day.

Happy Birthday and have a great day

Happy Birthday, hope you have a great day!!

Wtf is that in your mouth Yacc a trumpet ? ?

We have severe lockdown restrictions like this here too! Here is a pic from yesterday morning, see if you look in the background I'm sure someone is wearing a mask, I have one in my pocket.

Oh forgot to mention, although you can't visit or talk to in the street any family member not in your household, nor friend nor neighbour, you're fine to go grouse shooting or the casino, gives a good idea of who is making the rules eh?

OK, here's the latest: Ladies Guys 1 WldPenquin Crankster 2 ShinyAsbol SgtScott 3 Sally SgtChris 4 BlackRose noob 5 Cheyenne ice 6 Giggles T-Rat 7 Stephanie Ronnie 8 SandraDee2 Kenman 9 Mystique beergoat 10 AusiGirl hudson 11 Janey MikZzona 12 my_slave srt4 13 REO 14 Jedi Jack If we need to, and the ladies are willing we can run two games

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What gets me is how there banging on about getting people back into the offices,as the micro shops are suffering[ sandwich bars etc],trains buses, my missus works from home[ heart and kidney probs] has been asked if she would like to be perm home based[ she said yes she loves it, occasional into office].But on a Tv prog they started banging on home workers should take a wage cut ,as they no longer have have travel expenses or visit micro shops!!!! wtf!. But this is what gets me,they never complained or were that bothered when Supermarkets/Shopping centers[malls to you lot lol] killed of the local bakery butchers veg shops,thriving towns centers, internet shopping[heres another for brits iff not known,Currys,but go online to AO find it prob 25% cheaper,Ao is Currys sister company].....As for these bubbles yeah fat lot of good they are, lockdown, persons aged 0 /30 rare effected very low death rate, and realtive low symptoms[ us wiser monkeys yeah but you can still transmit it] answer lets go party, send kids to school, little snot rocket transmits it to half the class[class isolates for 2 weeks], that then transmits to parents etc, teenage sister lets go party /Bar transmits to another 50[ could not give a monkey as they have been told they will suffer less severe symtoms]...so whats the answer,lockdown world over 6 months no interncontinental travel?,no we have got to live with it mask and wash hands is best we can do till an effective vacine is found,the way we do things have got to change or as i call it about time humanity had a reset on way we do things........on bright note where i live the most infection rate we have have had is 18,but holds mainly at 5[ 3 towns included in this],as was put on FB Jeremy Kyle would not even come to Hastings East Sussex[its a shithole now] seems covid tries to avoid it to lol Ps wether China made this or not they knew about it and i think we should all write a letter[ yes paper and pen enevelope and psotage stamp shock horror!!!] address it to the chinese leader demanding a $2000/£2000 payment for compensation lol] over this,imagine 20million letters arriving in the mail box for same demand lol

Happy birthday guys! ?

when they closed our borders here, all our pubs,clubs,nite clubs,restaurants closed( but some done delivery only) no going to kids parks,no camping,no leaving your own area more than 60klms,1 person to go shopping,our small shops was forced to close and never reopen,they closed all council pools and sporting areas. we could only leave our house for essential stuff like food or medical,we could not even have our own family to come and stay( was 2 months )we have been open since july now everything is supposed to be up and running but a lot of shops havn,t even open yet(gotta do everything online) a lot of places won,t take cash anymore.our borders are still closed to 2 states. we only had 8 cases here.I,m hoping the rest of 2020 goes real fast.

GET OUTTA MY BUBBLE !!!!

Nice!

What a group! lol

What a different world you are living in over there Rob, our restaurants and bars are open and we’re going about our lives. None of that crap here but then again we would pretty much ignore that shit anyway. The only places, in this country, with anything even close to that sort of draconian nonsense are cities and states that are very liberal. The irony of that statement makes me laugh just to think about it.

You guys had hamburg...

ty, love the paintball mod, we had one server setup like 1 year ago or something, it was fun, but not many people were playing, hope to see more people on this one, coz its really a good mod

Because I start my day @ 8 in the a.m. with a modest workout routine for the first half an hour, then I proceed to deliver everyone else their food for the next 12 - 15 hours... until I hit my $300 daily target. During that time, I only stay hydrated with Body Armors, a Gatorade here & there & water. Maybe a snack for lunch like a Bolthouse Farm Green or Blue Goodness. Even though I eat a sizeable meal at the end of the day, I'm up in 6-7 hours to do it all again.

Photoshop ? ????

can we do it on server 2 also?

All you old members, especially the overseas members will remember UFO. Fantastic band. Saw them live many,many times. Such a tight band. Michael Schenker (guitarist), is a teenager in this video. He is on my all time top ten, favorite guitarist list. UFO, still going strong, have had a few guitarist since this video. But the Michael Schenker era is my favorite. The Chapman years are great too, but Schenker is the man. Check out their catalog of music. Especially "Lights Out" or "Strangers in the Night"

Dean if you can use a GTX 1060 I will have one available in a few days that I will give you for free.

Changed EMP defrost settings so you if you throw it close enough to defrost someone it will defrost them completely

People if you have a Nvidia graphics card, please install GeForce Experience and enable Instant Replay. You can easily capture the last 5 minutes of your game after you hit the Hotkey.