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At The Bar Again
major-mark63 and 3 others reacted to TBB for a topic
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar… FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender replies “Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ‘gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.” The guy says, “Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. “Now” he says “Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?” ---------------------------------------- An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while… He climaxes loudly. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause. She replies, “No.” Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts. Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?” And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.” Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour. This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent. Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and then asks tiredly, “So… you finish?” “No. I’m Swedish.” -------------------------------------------- An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"4 points -
mw2 147w map rotation
piglo and 3 others reacted to WldPenguin for a topic
Rotation #29 24 maps by Pengy put in rotation 12/10/20 by Pengy map mp_4t4scrap map mp_fav map mp_crossroads map mp_78workshop map mp_bo2drone map mp_beltot map mp_doowntown map mp_ancient_ultimate map mp_gb_port_b1 map mp_crash map mp_hims map mp_matroska map mp_pheasantrun map mp_compact map mp_printery map mp_rundown map mp_kk_arena2 map mp_vil_blops map mp_bog map mp_storm_b map mp_thehunt_final map mp_zaseda map mp_oradour map mp_borisbeta Server restarted @ 6:00 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!4 points -
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
major-mark63 and one other reacted to loaderXI for a topic
*****OUR ANNUAL FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***** #December2Remember #Idiot4Life 2 DAY EVENT 12/12 - 12/13 start time ----> ( 2pm EST - 3pm EST ) As we approach the end of another year we must always look back to those who went before us and Celebrate the friendship of Our Fallen...While this event has been carried for over a decade Our list of Our fallen grows...In real life we have different roles we take part in but here is where we as a family come together day in and day out and share a bond that has been forged forever...It shall never rust,fade or dissolve as Our family continues to grow here and we shall never forget those who dedicated their free time to Our servers,Our community and Our family Group Photo's 4pm EST - 5pm EST depending on how many we have on server between those times...Please try to show up around then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdu8iygAG8U&feature=emb_logo (Video Compliments of Rockape>XI<) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ****OUR FALLEN**** MAY THEY REST IN PEACE Killa>XI< - Passed Away: 18/12/2008 Casper>XI< - Passed Away: 12/01/2013 RustyRifle>XI< - Passed Away: 10/04/2014 Dolphin>XI< - Passed Away: 29/11/2014 Bubbles>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/'2016 Afroman>XI< - Passed Away: 08/11/2016 JohnnyQuest?>XI< - Passed Away: 09/09/2016 2CuteSue>XI< - Passed Away: 17/03/2017 CobraBites>XI< - Passed Away: 13/07/2017 AH1>XI< - Passed Away: 19/07/2017 USMale>XI< - Passed Away: 01/07/2018 MacDaddy>XI< - Passed Away: 22/02/2019 Dadda2>XI< - Passed Away: 20/12/2019 Johnny Dos>XI< - Passed Away: 18/1/2020 NumNutz>XI< - Passed Away: 11/4/2020 _Derxos_>XI< - Passed Away: 27/9/2020 Justice >XI< - Passed Away: 6/11/2020 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone we have lost in this world has been a reminder to us all...To have fun,live life to its fullest and above everything else love each other despite our indifference and come together day in and out as one BIG OLE IDIOT FAMILY ! This year is just a special as every last ! We will be setting up a few different gametypes such as lib,ctf,dm on a new mod 2.9... For the most parts map packs are there and can be downloaded 63.251.20.230:28960 >XI< Fallen Member Memorial Fell free to join us on Teamspeak 192.95.39.66:9182 PW. crappy (link provided if you need to downlod) COD2 Channel ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***SPECIAL NOTE*** Make sure to set your seta com_hunkMegs "512" as it is default160 and may be to low for some maps ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would like to Personally thank everyone in advance for finding if at all possible to at least join us on one of the 2 days....We will be having a said time for a group gathering (to be announced) for a moment of silence and picture taking anyone wishing to run video,s is more then welcome to do so - Just upload to youtube or you can upload to WeTransfer and provide link with header "Xtremeidiots Fallen Member Memorial 2020" MAP ROTATION HERE gametype dm map mp_downtown gametype lib map mp_snowtown_beta gametype ctf map mp_brecourt gametype lib map mp_lflnchateau_lib gametype dm map mp_xi_kastle gametype lib map mp_outpost2_lib gametype dm map mp_xi_farm gametype ctf map mp_burgundy gametype tdm map mp_rhine gametype lib map mp_winter_bocage_lib gametype dm map mp_blockarena gametype tdm map islands gametype ctf map mp_railyard gametype dm map mp_dawgy gametype ctf map mp_devils_den_beta3 gametype lib map map mp_rushtown_lib_finale gametype ctf map mtl_raiders gametype dm map mp_leningrad gametype lib map mp_lflnchateau_lib gametype tdm map mp_decoy gametype lib map mp_matmata_lib gametype lib map mp_tigertown_lib gametype dm map mp_trainstation gametype tdm map mtl_pirates gametype ctf map mp_carentan gametype lib map mp_draguignan_lib gametype dm map mtl_the_rock gametype tdm map mp_toujane gametype ctf map mp_aquadukt2 gametype tdm map mp_daba gametype dm map mp_delta_mission gametype lib map mp_ol_ramelle2 points -
XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. Exe (34)Ironcity (55)2 points
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This so called AFK rule only seems to apply at certain times with certain people... Like most rules in XI2 points
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There is also an >IDIOT< in the room!!2 points
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Post pics of your lets see what people look like
moron_6 and one other reacted to Mzhyde0666 for a topic
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This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What server were you banned from?: allWhen did you get banned?: 11.12.20What was your in-game name?: fryWhat is your game GUID (if known): Why do you think you were banned?: For calling sabre a prick after kicking me after being afk for no more than a minute. i was actually active when he kicked me.1 point
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Fry I issued a temp ban on you for your action towards me after being kicked by me for being AFK. You were gone for more than a minute. I called you out twice verbally and then called you out the third time through in game typing. you did not respond. once you came back in you asked why i kicked you and I tried to explain to you but you got rude and started calling me a prick. You even stated the server was not full and I tried to explain the server does not need to be full in order to be kicked. You as an XI member knows to not go AFK, no matter how long the time is. You should have gone to spectate and then come back in once you are ready to play. As I stated this is not a perm ban, it is only temp and will be uplifted on 12/14/2020. I am not going to lift this ban at this time due to I researched all complaints from adms and other members on you before issuing the temp ban. This is not the first warning you have received from an adm on calling us names when you disagree with something we have done so therefore the temp ban will stay in play until 12/14/2020.1 point
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There's a potato ...
major-mark63 reacted to Timmah! for a topic
Yes, I was very angry about this tater... gave it the Hulk Smash.1 point -
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Thanks you guys! I love you all you know. Long time I'm here now, you are my escape from the world around me.1 point
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I actually discovered The Hu about 2 months ago, when I had a pop-up on my phone, suggesting me to listen to this same song, but feat. Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach (see below). They also made a very decent cover of Sad but True from Metallica, turning on their style (but to me, there's nothing like Metallica or that can compare ).1 point
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
Hoth reacted to WldPenguin for a topic
I am sad that I'll miss this event this year, but I'll be out of town tonight through Sunday night. Our fallen members are surely missed and still thought about often, I hope you all have a great time playing and remembering1 point -
freeze tag 1 map rotation #12
AthenA reacted to WldPenguin for a topic
Rotation #12 23 maps by Sally put in rotation 12/03/20 by Pengy map mp_al_jabal map mp_aquadukt2 map mp_convoy map mp_4hanoi map mp_athena map mp_caen map mp_cassino map mp_e_streetstation map mp_sc_hangar map mp_selo map mp_toujane_beta map mp_trainstation map mp_urban map mp_vac_2 map mp_beta map mp_moh_sfrance_b1 map mp_4t4scrap map mp_arkona map mp_doomed map mp_hollow map mp_jarak map mp_lobby_fsd map mp_dawnville_rota1 Server restarted @ 8:59 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!1 point -
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Listen to this song_head phones on.
Merlin007 reacted to TheCheeseyCrusader for a topic
This is a good track too. I like most of The Hu's tracks1 point -
Post pics of your lets see what people look like
TheDrimpXI reacted to Ricko for a topic
old pic ere with daughter now expecting her 1st in jan sometime1 point -
Post pics of your lets see what people look like
Hunter1948 reacted to Flybyyr for a topic
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
YACCster reacted to Joe Canadian for a topic
I have been away dealing with generic life issues for a while, but my heart has never left. My respect to the idiots who passed away, sad to hear that so many great guys are no longer around, but their spirit and found memories are already part of the XI genes. Good job Loader, too bad you are such an asshole, lol. JK.1 point -
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
YACCster reacted to sandradee2 for a topic
wow that was a smack in the gob1 point -
I will make it a point to hang around on teamspeak today and help you out and anyone else that may need it...1 point
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So in passing they are never forgotten because they are loved as family and that is what XI is one big family. If you want more pictures of members I pay monthly for the site for all the xi fest pictures at ericswan.smugmug.com1 point
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***2020 FALLEN MEMBER MEMORIAL***
Damage_inc- reacted to wildthing for a topic
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And they still gave you the permit? LOL1 point
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Post pics of your lets see what people look like
TheDrimpXI reacted to Wardogs411 for a topic
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Aren't you a cutie..... And Mrs Sabre isn't to bad herself... ??1 point