StormCrow Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 So, i have been saving up for a new guitar for a few months. Have about $600 saved up. Looking at getting a nice acoustic/electric Ovation. The wife has been having a rough go of it with the kids the last few weeks. Ive been working O.T. and i work long hours as it is for my normal shifts. The kids are brats for her normaly and are fine for me when im home. Well i had to work all of March break and she was at home "entertaining" the kids LOL. Seems Mommy pulling her hair out is entertaining LOL. So last week i got the plan in my head to suprise her. I got ahold of one of her friends she works with and had sex with her! (just kidding, wanted to see if you are still reading my ramblings LOL) So i got her friend to make sure my wifes work knew she wouldnt be in on Saturday. She was schedualed to work 2-10:30. Got her friend to make sure they left her on the schedual though so that she didnt suspect anything. Got ahold of my folks and they are going to take the two little ones for the night tomorrow. Im going to wake the wife up tomorrow morning and tell her she has 1 hour to get her shit packed while i get the kids stuff packed and we are heading out! I have booked a Fallsview hotel for us in Niagra Falls, King size bed, wirlpool in room, Got us tickets to see Yuk Yuks at the Casino Saturday night. Gonna go drink, gamble and have some fun without having to worry bout the kids or getting up in the morning. The best part is i am using my guitar money, so the wife wont have to worry about it coming from the "family" money. And she can just relax and have a good time! So again, who has two thumbs and is getting extra good sex tomorrow night??? THIS GUY!!!! billyblade, YellowSnow, LordOfChaos and 23 others 26 Awards
BeerGoat Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 04:31 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 Great job dude!! StormCrow 1 Awards
PingLo Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 1103 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 64 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1977 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1122 Achievement Points: 15642 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 02/08/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 16, 2013 Birthday: 01/01/2012 Posted March 22, 2013 Nicely Done! StormCrow 1
LordOfChaos Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Posted March 22, 2013 Nice one Storm. Hope it it all works our for you. lol I want all the details... pictures... etc... lol wait... on the otherhand, if you are going to b in them ... forget pictures. vipersniper and StormCrow 2
YellowSnow Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 14 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 37 Topic Count: 90 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1148 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 744 Achievement Points: 8230 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 25, 2021 Birthday: 03/30/1969 Posted March 22, 2013 !fu StormCrow!!!! Nicely done...... Have a great time.... StormCrow 1 Awards
Gatorgirl Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6456 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Posted March 22, 2013 You are awesome!!!! Have a great time!!!! StormCrow 1 Awards
BurnnBright Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 22339 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 168 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1722 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 685 Achievement Points: 13018 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 8 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 Oh that's awesome! And so romantic! You're sure to get lucky and it might be the best you've ever had. LordOfChaos, Gatorgirl, StormCrow and 1 other 4 Awards
djMot Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 357 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 5257 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 11146 Achievement Points: 48948 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 114 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 Oh wait... What's that I hear? Oh look! It's her monthly friend ringing the door bell. Awwwww. Dude! LordOfChaos, Noears711XI, Unchileno and 3 others 6 Awards
StormCrow Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Author Posted March 22, 2013 Oh wait... What's that I hear? Oh look! It's her monthly friend ringing the door bell. Awwwww. Dude! You say that like its a bad thing??? Im hoping for that, id take multiple BJ's anyday!!! LOL Noears711XI, Tron, baldie and 2 others 5 Awards
JohnnyQuest Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 1965 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1176 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1082 Achievement Points: 8599 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 15, 2016 Birthday: 02/11/1969 Posted March 22, 2013 Storm you old smoothy you....didn't think you were a hopefull romantic....good going young man....she'll love it....what a good man[despite what they tell you] lol loaderXI and StormCrow 2
ldoz Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 3530 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 23 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 257 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 236 Achievement Points: 2540 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23 Birthday: 05/07/1958 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 Like they say "If moma not happy nobodys happy" You sould rake in the brownie points!! Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 22, 2013 You sold the guitar? WTF And ate the brownies.
Tron Posted March 22, 2013 Member ID: 4147 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 831 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 919 Achievement Points: 6736 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 12/07/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 4 Birthday: 07/25/1968 Device: iPhone Posted March 22, 2013 Well played sir. loaderXI 1 Awards
WeednFeed Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 42 Topic Count: 365 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2637 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 4218 Achievement Points: 26694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 48 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) This proves men will do anything for SEX! You never know try inviting her friend and yes just seeing if YOU ARE reading this! lolol SUCK HOLE! Good Job! Edited March 23, 2013 by WeednFeed Scrapper and StormCrow 2 Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2013 Well played sir. better than he could play the guitar
Damage_inc- Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted March 23, 2013 vacation sex is on the way buddy ...enjoy. Awards
TBB Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20406 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147508 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 391 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2013 Good luck - don't forget the beer Awards
StormCrow Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 74 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2701 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5075 Achievement Points: 46666 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Windows Author Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) You sold the guitar? WTF And ate the brownies. I never even got around to buying the guitar! Athough i just saw a nice 1973 USA made Ovation for sale for $450. oh well, a month or two more of saving and i will get it. The wife deserves this for putting up with the kids and me LOL... and ill be eating the brown eye tomorrow... Ohhhhhhhh you said brownie... my bad Edited March 23, 2013 by StormCrow Noears711XI and LordOfChaos 2 Awards
Labob Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2013 Have sex before you gamble because nobody has sex with a loser Spartacus, bombeczka, Noears711XI and 9 others 12 Awards
3rdCdnInfty Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 1444 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 412 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3808 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 1509 Achievement Points: 25301 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 9 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 28, 2023 Birthday: 05/01/1988 Posted March 23, 2013 If that's what you have to do to get sex when your married, I will stick to being single, I just go to campus, find a18 to early 20's girl, go to her dorm, do the deed and leave, and the best part, I keep on getting older and they stay the same age haha StormCrow, loaderXI, Noears711XI and 2 others 5 Awards
CobraBites Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 2313 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 330 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4924 Content Per Day: 0.95 Reputation: 3034 Achievement Points: 33897 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 2, 2017 Birthday: 05/26/1974 Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) sorry dude but i will have to laugh my ass off if she ends up on her cycle when u guys leave lol....i did that once for my wife and that what ended up happening lol... Edited March 23, 2013 by CobraBites
Leadfinger Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Posted March 23, 2013 You sold the guitar? WTF And ate the brownies. I never even got around to buying the guitar! Athough i just saw a nice 1973 USA made Ovation for sale for $450. oh well, a month or two more of saving and i will get it. The wife deserves this for putting up with the kids and me LOL... and ill be eating the brown eye tomorrow... Ohhhhhhhh you said brownie... my bad your a sick fuk!! That's really cool of you to surprise her like that she will be very happy. knock the bottom out of it!! . . lol Awards
Unchileno Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted March 23, 2013 If that's what you have to do to get sex when your married, I will stick to being single, I just go to campus, find a18 to early 20's girl, go to her dorm, do the deed and leave, and the best part, I keep on getting older and they stay the same age haha To be young and naive ..Enjoy man..Cause soon you making post like ..Hot or Not.. baldie, hxtr, StormCrow and 5 others 8 Awards
Unchileno Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted March 23, 2013 That's a a lot of trouble and money to spend for 5 minutes.Specially if you get RED carded..At least casino is there.You know what they say unlucky at love..Lucky at gambling.. Have fun... StormCrow and Noears711XI 2 Awards
Sonovabich Posted March 23, 2013 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5197 Achievement Points: 131535 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 7 Device: Windows Posted March 23, 2013 That's a a lot of trouble and money to spend for 5 minutes.Specially if you get RED carded..At least casino is there.You know what they say unlucky at love..Lucky at gambling.. Have fun... 5 minutes wow you are being generous there Chile, more like 5 seconds Unchileno, StormCrow and Noears711XI 3
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