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So, you may have seen the teaser/trailer/cinematic rubbish for BF5 and thought "oh gods, another bullshit COD-alike clone with senseless run and gun and magic crap such as cyborg hands on a female soldier in the 1940s. I did. I watched all three minutes of that trailer and decided not to bother. But then, someone sent me this actual gameplay preview from JackFrags and, well, it looks a lot less terrible than BF1 or this BF5 teaser. I'm not buying anything pre-order, especially not from the extremely disappointing DICE/EA fuckers. But I am keeping an eye on this because it at the very least seem to have the potential to be a fun game again.

Ya'll sure are some sick bastards... huh? Oh, inside voice typing out loud? Shesh, one track mind, "so basic." lol ANYHOW, If I have another computer nearby I do stuff and get stuff done actually, if not, then if it looks like I am going to be frozen for awhile, I'll read a magazine, tidy up my office, talk to my loyal dog who is always by my side, or write more stuff I have to do on my to do list... Now about what Pred said "give intel" now THAT is the most productive thing to be doing for the other players and to maximize odds for winning the dag gone match... 2 cents Now as for Jeroen, no WONDER you burp so much, you beer drinker you lol.

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That's awesome FUNky, @ANGU5, is going to love it!

You know who you are

not much to see... hung like a light switch

So I'm the only one that admits to jerking off, huh? Liars.

lmfao season pass who in their right fuckin mind would pay 60-120bucks for a game then have by a monthly pass to have access to play it ?thats console shit

all this for 150 bucks and then pay for the new maps lol

Thanks. Just finished an excellent BBQ dinner with family. Great weather and good beer.

Y’all are a bunch of idiots lol lol thank you all

Thx to all for the birthday wishes yes I did have a good day even tho I had to work....LOL

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30 million and it will continue growing overtime. CSGO is the other big 5v5 game but siege is on another level to it in my opinion I will pop on with you's tomorrow and try get another ace or two

Could you put that in dollars please?

im doing my nails, color them, sharpen them to scratch soneone.... i mean, knife someone in game..... and i check alot pinterest pics about food, pets, interior design, architecture and of course dresses and shoes and sometimes my cat comes over to my desk and tries to sit on my keybord, so i pet him till he goes to his place in the shelf and lays on the plaid there.

I just let it go

I SMOKE WEED AND ROLL WEED AND SMOKE MORE WEED

The Truth

@Icequeen @MordBlack@WldPenguin@FUNky Think there is some explaining to do here?

Awe that was so sweet thank you for that Queeny I love That song.

I feel the same way Queenie.

Thank you

Thank you!

Turn that auto / check for updates off !!! I know many just try to set "Windows Update" to manual, but that wont stick. Windows 10 will restart the damn thing. Here is the only way I could get Windows 10 updates to stop and stay that way. Go to services and double click "Windows Update",force it to stop, then choose the "log on tab". Check the "This Account" box, then in that field type .\Guest In the password field leave it as is. Though the password field generates characters, they dont function. Just leave them. Click apply and thats it. Hope it helps.

Yea same shit here however this update has been postponed for me...I do know it is gutting drivers so afterwards go to the manufacturers site and get current correct drivers or you will have problems with some features... The fucks have installed a hot key on my keyboard so that is how it is turned on but it did mess my graphics up last time and still have not got it right so that is why I have postponed this update and will til I have no choice... It gives me a week at most to update so im set for saturday the 26th and will postpone again if I can...

I got an update on Monday, ever since then i cannot switch my PC off in the normal way (picture below) my monitor knocks itself off but my PC wont power off, thought i had turned it off after update on Monday and it was still running 3 hours later with just a black screen when i switched my Monitor back on, i now have to switch it off everyday with the power button on the top of my PC, don't think that is ideal but it don't seem to have caused me any problems but it pisses me off how these updates always seem to affect some people and not others, JohnnyDos got same update last week and it caused him sound problems and also stopped his PC going into sleep mode.

Installed it and no problems. Gamed with no issues.

Is that what they call it now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwyTq5DA1mg lol

no one said happy birthday so happy birthday!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

Haha! I see that now, missed it the first time... kinda wish I had still missed it.... visual image is not pleasant to me.

Way ahead of ya...

Happy Birthday and have a great day

I give other players INTEL!!!!!!!!! maybe more people should do that

does lsd hash shrooms count i would go on but i waisted to many brain cells can not remember anymore!

nope no season pass this time. (it will never be the same) trailer looks good

Happy b-day buddy! Take care...

Happy Birthday!!!

So he says... lol

nope - I haven't changed anything..

Usually strumming away on a guitar... I find right when I get into a song, i get defrosted... If I have been frozen for a long while I pick up the guitar... usually within a few strums I get unfroze.... or I masturbate

Thanks everyone! We are loving the news! Imagine spoiling 2 of these!

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