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Doctor Rob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. Every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice within himself, trying to reassure him: “Bob, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Let it go...”! But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: “Rob, you’re a vet.”

A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops her and says, “Look darling, as pretty a picture as it makes, you’re going to have to put that away. I could cite you for indecent exposure.” “Why?” says the blond. “Your tit is hanging out!” replies the cop, astounded. The blond looks down and says “Oh, shit! I left the baby on the bus again!”

After years of playing in your COD4 Freeze Tag servers, I've decided to finally come say, "Hey hey hey!" and properly introduce myself. Most of you who play in the FT servers already know me as the intense, loud-mouthed jerk yelling at everyone to get the f@*k outta spawn and come rub my belly. My apologies for being a pain in the ass... Okay...who am I? Here's a little history for ya. First of all, plain ol' Greg Brady is a huge dork with zero talent. Fuck that guy. I am the TRUE Greg Brady. People always ask him if there were any off-screen romances and he blabbers on about kissing Marcia one time at the pool. Pffftt... Buddy, I had Marcia, Carol, AND Alice in my bed one night and let me tell you...I was humpin', pumpin', slappin' and smackin' all night long like Lionel Richie at a gawd damn rodeo. Damn I miss the 70s... Now before you get all judgmental and shit, you have to understand - it was a different time back then. And hey, I was just helping the ladies out. How so? Let me elaborate... As you all know by now, Mike was gay, so Carol wasn't gettin' any. Alice was with Sam, the Butcher, and sure, he could handle a knife, but he couldn't ahhh...sear a striploin if his life depended on it, if ya know what I'm saying. Hell, he was putting his lumpy gravy on the mashed potatoes before the steaks were even off of the grill! Poor Alice just wanted to get her ol' rocks off, but Sam couldn't deliver, so ya boy had to step in and take the reins. And Marcia? I mean...she was looking for a little more than a kiss by the pool, so... And remember that episode where Greg was high as kite? Yeah that was me. He had the day off and wanted to hang, but the only way I was going to be able to have ANY sorta fun with that loser was to get him baked out of his tree. Of course, 5 minutes after we blazed, he got called in to do a re-shoot. That clown tripped over a bike pump lmao! I was also responsible for getting Davy Jones on the show. Davy and I go way back. We used to jam when he was still living in Manchester. Solid dude and helluva singer, that man. RIP. Okay, okay... Look, guys, I gotta be straight with you - all that stuff I just told you is actually bullshit. It's not true. If you've made it this far, congratulations! Now for the real me: I'm in Toronto, working at a major hospital in biomedical engineering. I love music, film, art/design. I live an indulgent life, spending WAY too much time, money, and energy acquiring insane amounts of beer and wine (love me some bourbon too). I also enjoy cooking, riding my 10-speed, and camping. Sitting by an open fire, having a few beers, and listening to tunes with the stars overhead is my kinda night. Anyway, enough about me. I am just here to drink beers, have a few laughs, and rub some bellies. See you all in the servers!

XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. LOCO (44)Cheyenne (44)

We have server setup and running, LOCO is taking the lead on this and getting things sorted. Details will be made public soon

A husband walks into ‘Victoria’s Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price ... the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she’s no dummy), ‘I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.’ She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, ‘Good Grief! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!’ He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

Hey everyone I have been putting off and hoping for another miracle...I have received some very bad news from my daughter Jessica a month or so back and well just did not want to share with everyone for the time being...Today Jessica turned 34 and we do not know if she will make 35 as she has been diagnosed with end stage congestive heart disease and has a very low ejection rate (was as low as 16%)...She has shown some improvement in that area with meds (36%)...She was sent home with a lifevest heart defibrillator for now and still hoping she can get some more strength back in her heart... She had this underlying and had failed to be diagnosed at another hospital for at least 2 yrs (multi stays)...They kept treating her for anxiety and oddly she went to a different hospital for the first time and they caught it straight away...The hardest thing ever was telling her she would not die from this but she is at peace and knows in her heart it is Gods will not Ours...With covid I dare not travel to be around her and that is tearing me up more then her... The plus for her is she has never smoked,drank or partied and her lungs seem good so she could be a good candidate for a transplant if they can get her on the list...I am not a kind of person who shows stress or worry but deep down im scared to death...God has been more then Gracious to me and my family with more miracles then I can count on both hands and im just going to ask if you are a believer and you pray Please pray for her and her care takers and her family and keep them in your thoughts... Thank you everyone I will try to update as I can...For now it is the waiting

Last Friday I decided to take my white bread recipe and change it up. I used brown sugar to prof the yeast and molasses instead of regular sugar. I added 2 cups of 7 grain cereal and 1/2 cup of raisins. I increased the water in the recipe to allow for the grains. Very happy with the results.

I love 7 grain bread, hold the damn raisins...

@RobMc we all know its not Wuff for you its more like BAA Sorry Mate could not resist

First let me say thanks a bunch for all your prayers, wishes and kind thoughts. We really do appreciate them all. Dad has been having Dialysis since December he started out once a week but now is up to twice a week. It was very hard on him the first 7-8 times. He was sick to his stomach for 2 days after each treatment. As you can imagine he is quite scared. He has decided not to go forward with the home dialysis as it is quite complicated and at 88 and mom 85 it would be too much for them to handle. Every time the Doctors ask him about his wishes to continue he tells them he has TOO MANY Great Grand babies to love and he's not going anywhere. We have had the most amazing conversations about family, love and life's experiences. At 88 he's seen a lot, although he is exhausted and is now having a little trouble concentrating his mind is pretty sharp. The last 3 treatments have been a lot easier on him and he is now sleeping better and his appetite has returned. Again thank you all! I love my Dad! If you love someone please tell them. Wayne

Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John’s Nfld. and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment Office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and Thongs.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer ... And finding it classified as unskilled labor, he gave him $80 a week unemployment pay. Mick was next and when asked his occupation replied, “Diesel fitter.” Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick $160 a week. When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, “Panty Stitchers are unskilled and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor.” “What skill?” yelled Paddy. “I sew the elastic on the panties and the thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: “Yep, diesel fitter!”

Wuff

i hope its not the Rob i know....

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, “Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven.” God replied, “As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere.” I’m sorry to hear that”, the good brother replied. “But I do miss him and wish I could see him again.” “You can see him if you wish”, God said “I will give you the power to gaze into hell.” So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, “I can’t believe what I’m seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad.” God explained. “Things are not always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn’t.”

The UT Chatter was started by me ( i want my credit) and i am down for it. But need to know where to download a free copy of it if applicable.

A ten year Old Girl asks her mommy, ‘Mommy how was I born?” The mother smiled and replied, “Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it and smoked it and got so high we fucked without a condom!”

Don't login, just hit the use offline button and it will work just fine

And you posted a picture of @RobMc ex girl friend why???

I am a Steelers fan so he has cut our hearts out more than a few times. Hated yes, respected yes. I mean winning Superbowls and knocking up models. How can't you respect him.

Hello all! I'm a1rbud and I play on the COD MW2 freezetag server. I've been playing on-and-off since 2018 so I figured I should make an intro post here. This is a great community, fun mod, and I've really enjoyed my time so far playing with all of you. When I'm not busy defrosting on freezetag, I like skateboarding, cycling (I ride an 80s Italian road bike and blessed with many great bike paths in my city), reading, and watching old movies. Anyway, glad to play here! Looking forward to more fun maps

Happy birthday to you both, Loco and Chey! - and to MtDew too if I understand right!

Happy Birthday,

Thats another proof thats life is fragile and could be short , so we should use it the good away not to spoil it. Prayers to your family but i still say its not fair when younger are sick like this..

Happy birthday !! what a party of fours here cheers!!!

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happy bday

Weedy, sometimes words are hard to come by. Hang in there, you and your family. Thoughts and prayers man...

Liking how God seems to be a big part of your family. Hope this plays out in the best possible way Loader. Prayers and blessings...

Happy birthday enjoy!!

Dont forget to add your haks lol

Happy Birthday !

hot water.

ShadyGreg!!!! It's about time! What an intro, probably one of the best I've seen lol. Welcome to our forums, take a look around and enjoy! See you in game

Hot damn what an introduction! That made my day (yes it's been that shitty). Welcome aboard, you'll fit in perfect here!

I might have the file still,,I have about 20 cd's full of stuff,,lololol

if you still have your old pc kopy everything from that create a shared folder within your own network and copy your usermap folder and player folder to the new pc. asuming you stil have the old pc with a cd dvd drive get a usb stick 16gb will be enough copy all the content from the cd too that drive and put that in your new pc and run the instalation. run patch 1.6 amd 1.7 and then copy the usermap folder too the directory and copy your playerfolder as wel and you are good to go and play again

Uncheck this box and you won't ever get the login screen again

Ah, a Mac user, welcome!

I will be praying for you and your daughter @loaderXII can slightly empathize with you. My 22 yo daughter just had to undergo a cardiac catheterization procedure last week to have a radio frequency ablation of a conduction abnormality that was causing her heart rate to suddenly shoot up to 200+ bpm and make her pass out.

You and your family are in our thoughts and prayers. Much love to you all!

Hang in there Loader - we're still with you

Not all of them are shitcoins or ponzi schemes. Just do research..

I should shoot you in the head...or maybe that's your problem....too many head shots....lol

These are my granddaughters 5 and 2! God’s gifts to me.

Agreed

Thanks for encouraging me to post my intro! Same to you; it's a riot when we're all on voicechat