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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying: “NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, and asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don’t even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can’t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, “What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.” “Well, sure,” said the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ‘em.”4 points
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real eustafa
P!nk and 3 others reacted to pitbullpete for a topic
How about someone start a FU Real Eustafa post then you all can get your anger out there. FU Eustafa4 points -
Right in the good old days, if a player good/bad came into a server and upset the paying members the guy would be banned ....... lets not forget the people paying to keep the severs running are IDIOTS so why should they feel they have to leave the server because of this guy ? I don't give 2 fucks if he banned or not just though it was about XI members having FUN.............3 points
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missed out
BUDMAN and one other reacted to Painsponge for a topic
Good day friends, sorry I missed out on the COD2 event over the weekend. I lost power, internet and cable TV at 3am Friday morning. Friday afternoon I threw down on a 6500 watt Generac to ease the PAIN, lol! It kept two air conditioners, two refrigerators and two fans running just fine. I will look forward to more events like this. Hope you guys had a blast!2 points -
How one WWII Veteran tricked 15,000 German soldiers
EXTRAKAMIKAZE QC and one other reacted to loaderXI for a topic
Cpt. T. Moffat Burriss 82nd Airborne The 504th Parachute,Infantry Regiment 97 years young2 points -
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?” The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”2 points
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name change
RobMc and one other reacted to HarryWeezer for a topic
While you were at it, why didn't you just make it Sixtoes?2 points -
I think you should hook up with @Noears711XI spare parts!2 points
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real eustafa
RealEstufa and one other reacted to Labob for a topic
He does say he likes us I don't know why sometimes it doesn't sound like were a bunch of fun happy people but then again I got 5 cats2 points -
I love the way people are quick to defend a registered user but don't give a monkeys toss about the members views, like I said before I don't give a flying fuck either way .......................2 points
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name change
Sonovabich and one other reacted to Merlin007 for a topic
Not using ky anymore? Ouch... Lol Sent from my SM-A520W using Tapatalk2 points -
real eustafa
Black_Cat13 and one other reacted to AthenA for a topic
How did you know ?! @Elvis9, yes it is... but if you search for his name in the subject in the forums, you won't find it, because nobody seems to type it correctly. Maybe... but see my previous reply to Elvis Seriously, I'm not saying he hacks, I'm not saying he doesn't. The whining gets to everybody though... And if you guys think he hacks, just record it. It's been discussed before... and not so long ago !2 points -
I could use a sig
Damage_inc- and one other reacted to Angelz for a topic
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Since we asking..I could use a Bj..2 points
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Other Game Ban Appeal
Damage_inc- reacted to It's NOT Racist It's HERIT for a topic
This appeal and its replies are in a public forum and can be seen by all. What game did you get banned from?: Insurgency What server were you banned from?: XI #1 When did you get banned?: 7/11/17 ~7:45pm EST What was your in-game name?: Jim Crow What is your game GUID (if known): Why do you think you were banned?: Unsure1 point -
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Hey punk, Check your PMs asap Thanks1 point
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name change
BigPapaDean reacted to Labob for a topic
I tell you his socks were so tight you could tell he had hairy toes1 point -
working on my bike again lol1 point
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fish tank
JohnnyDos reacted to LightHammer02 for a topic
Nice tank!! This is my 70 gallon before I got all my fish in it... also have a few more decorative pieces!! I got the tank, metal stand, some decorations and a Fluval filter for FREE!! Sent from my SM-G935P using Tapatalk1 point -
Ah yes the lasts words uttered, I'll never forget my Grandads - 'Stop playing with that shotgun boy' At least you're back, any thoughts of taking me up on my earlier offer to see a bear ?? PS Whiner medal in the 'chest', but no offer so far from ladies for my 'wanker', must all be busy??1 point
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Hey, Toes, umm, does that "thingy" count as a "toe?" @RobMc begged me to ask . . . Ayaq1 point
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7Toes I hope your name is all you're changing now I notice some of the 'boys' in Pink?? tell me it's just tight jeans, not what I'm imagining?1 point
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Yea thats the trouble with atheists they don't believe they can die, as a motorcyclist I turned atheist years ago and it's working so far, first fatality and I'll revert back to religion - you see if I don't!1 point
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real eustafa
RealEstufa reacted to Giggles for a topic
as he has said many times he likes the people who play in XI servers1 point -
please welcome new cod5 admins
AthenA reacted to NGCrewDawg for a topic
Congrats you guys......don't kick me for getting lucky and killing you !!!!!!!1 point -
real eustafa
Merlin007 reacted to NGCrewDawg for a topic
LOL!!!! Athena, I think he let you win...... He usually ends the map with double the score of the 2nd highest player........ I don't hate him, I just wonder why he plays here....we must bore the crap out of him....!!!!!!1 point -
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RealEstufa reacted to Icequeen for a topic
We can't always have a good day. Sometimes we need to vent. Maybe next time to someone .1 point -
@Athena.......whining has stopped, maybe I was just having a bad night and we all need to chill now!1 point
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7toes is a fucker. FU @7toes [emoji12] Sent from my SM-A520W using Tapatalk1 point
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Mouse
luke144 reacted to LightHammer02 for a topic
Corded for sure!! Don't have to worry about the damn thing going dead on you mid game!! I have a Logitech G502 and love it!1 point -
real eustafa
Dessy reacted to KicknDatAzz for a topic
how about we delete this thread and never speak of it again?? poor dead horse, why do they flog you so?1 point -
real eustafa
RealEstufa reacted to AthenA for a topic
Make sure that you type it correctly for further reference Real Estufa Lol1 point -
I dont even want to think about how to make that one work.1 point
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real eustafa
RealEstufa reacted to Phoenix911 for a topic
Holy fuck people, stop complaining about Estufa. He's a good player, that's all.1 point -
real eustafa
RealEstufa reacted to Giggles for a topic
This topic has been beaten to death already !!! He is a VERY good player !! He may come across as a pain but maybe it has something to do with how others in the server is treating HIM !! I've played against him and he has not been rude at all unless poked beyond most ppl's braking point ... Suck it up guys and learn how to play to the point u can beat him .. I know all of u can if u try ... Best of luck1 point -
real eustafa
RealEstufa reacted to Black_Cat13 for a topic
ANOTHER ONE! People people people please pay attention to every other post about this guy that has been put out to accuse him of hacking, running people away or the intense dislike they have for him. Whats this, #5????? Stop bitching so much over one guy for killing y'all. It really is funny and sad at the same time to see the whining. All the other posts came to 3 conclusions 1. He doesn't cheat 2. He is a good player 3. He does NOT cheat Just play the game and quit whining when someone who is actually great at the game comes on and kicks y'all ass up. Some people look too much into things and over analyze a player....geez...1 point -
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real eustafa
Liquid_poop reacted to Labob for a topic
Yea I think in real's past life he was the monthly period sure seems to make people bitchy1 point -
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RealEstufa reacted to AthenA for a topic
Elvis, you can still "beat" him... I did tonight1 point -
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RealEstufa reacted to Icequeen for a topic
I've played with this kid and never seen him clear out a server. Not even close. In fact I've never seen him catch a score that even sparked a Bs out of me. Maybe you guys just suck.1 point -
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Any marathon guys/girls here?
NeD__RyeRsON reacted to Icequeen for a topic
If you see me running.....you better run too because something is chasing me. Seriously though I did a lot in high school. Won first place in mile long runs. Now I'm on my feet so long at work feeling like I'm running a mile that I just haven't in forever.1 point -
i could use a cig but i stop smoking years ago ooooh my bad wrong room!1 point
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I talked to Trasheur and he asked me to let you know that he needs to solve certain private issues and not be connected for a while it's necessary. Also, he wants to let you know he has enjoyed a lot with everyone and he is very grateful for the concerned, he will not forget a great time in here and send greets to all. I repeated your words Dadda and he knows now we will keep his profile as much he needs and waiting for better news from him.1 point