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Some of you have been asking me where Ive been. So Instead of telling the same story 30 times I will just make this post. On May 15th I became a Grandpa for the the first time. And well lets just say I am having more fun with my grand baby than I do gaming. For 15 years of my daughters lives I spent only seeing them every second weekend.. So lets just say Ive missed a lot of there lives and I vowed I wouldnt with my grand children. So thats where a lot of my time is spent. Also, I am a member of Bikers Against Child Abuse which keeps me very busy also(child abuse is an epidemic around the world). Summer here in Canada, its riding season. Al that coupled with working full time, ive not been on much. Sorry about that but winter is coming and things will slow Before I go though, I will share a couple photos of my newest family member.

Hey Buddy, thank you for posting that and thanks again for taking the time to voice your opinion and thoughts. You have always been a great addition to the server and an easy kill for me which always made me happy lol. There has always been characters on our servers for over 10 years now. I can easily recall some now that were a complete pain in the ass. At the end of the day, most just want to relax and at times enjoy some comradetry with a few friends. No one should experience any abuse on our severs. ColdSore, keep on enjoying the servers . I can speak for the admin team that are one of reasons why our severs are fun to game on. Just keep on being in a crosshairs and we will be just fine.

It's been a while since posting so after some COD2 verbal abuse last night I'd thought to come here and reintroduce myself. I play as ColdSore. I'm 60. I have always lived an active lifestyle, rock climbing, scuba diving, hiking, whitewater kayaking, mountain biking, I think you get the picture. I am a Father and a husband, home owner, 3 dogs to entertain, garden to tend and hiking trail to maintain. I'm not a couch potato, am in good shape for my age and yes I have decent reflexes as some well know. Some days I get a bit of a short break in life and get the pleasure to play some COD. It's the only game I play regularly on line and I only like death match. I play because it's FUN, win or lose. I don't win anything, no recognition, no nothing so why in the hell would someone think I would cheat is beyond me. Why anyone would WANT to cheat to begin with is even further from my reality. I've been gaming since games were invented and probably 4+ years on this server alone. I broke into online games playing Q3 Excessive. It was the fastest, no BS game ever...still to this day nothing has surpassed Q3 Excessive for run & gun imo. Xi runs one of the last COD Excessive mod servers on the web, most members are good people, admins spot on and fun to frag with so this is where I prefer to play. In the COD heyday I played on the iX server with Worm(Excessive designer) until they closed shop. Was a member at BHC but that clan took a turn for the worse, I removed my tags and moved on. In those days I thought BlownAwaybyLewinski was a girl. Lol BTW…I have never played COD standalone! BOTs suck. While hanging out with the iX clan I was taught quite a bit about the intricacies of the COD config file from the guy that designed the Excessive mod. I would be more than happy to share my config but honestly it’s been so long since I was tweaking it I don’t remember half the settings but it would be easy to compare side by side. PM me. I don’t use a headset for 2 reasons: 1. I have a set of Klipsch 5.1 speakers that sound sensational, cost me a bit and they help me locate where the next victim is. 2. I work for an international company and I am in conference calls most of my day wearing a headset and mic. The last thing I want to do is come home and wear another f’in headset! I DO have a headset and mic, a few have heard me in game but again I PREFER to NOT use a headset when I play. Some suggested I use a standalone mic but the feedback isn’t controllable when using external speakers. I like most of the players that populate the server but now and then some folks get their panties in a wad and start accusing me of wall hacking, invincibility, laser sites, etc. I usually ignore the comments but there are days when it just gets to be silly. Hell those same people think Viper and Crazyman are also hacks! They just can’t stand the fact that they still suck at COD after all these years. Hehe I have seen the admins step in and ban, (at least kick) for less than what was said last night. From my understanding of the Xi rules if you think someone is cheating you notify an admin, not mouth off on the server. I'm not looking to have anyone called out, hand slapped or whatever, I just want to be able to join the server and have some good game play, win or lose without the BS accusations. I don’t have time in my life to listen to BS and honestly it doesn’t reflect well on Xi either. Thanks for reading. I’m hoping this will put ColdSore in a human perspective and earn enough respect from the confused to stop diarrhea of the mouth. Look forward to fragging your ass right off the map!

Welp, yes there are some Crotchety, mouthy players once in a while. So my fix for that is the Bash Their Skulls in with the Buttstock of my Rifle! Shuts 'em up 99% of the time!

I swear to all of you, I ain't hacking. It is just that sometimes, this guys takes over my pc and just shoots the living **** out of you all. Again, I am NOT hacking. Blame this focker instead.... Oh, and btw...he is a little camper too. I personally hate camping! (right...... )

NIce intro Coldsore. I 've played you many times over the years. Good player, but never thought you were hacking. Enjoy and take those accusations as a compliment!!

First off sorry you had to deal with one of our outstanding players im sure lol....Truth is it has always been about the fun and comradery we all share but you should never have to get abused or have hackusations thrown at you... Perhaps the offender will read this and come to terms with them self if not by all means shoot me or anyone of our Admins a pm and it will be dealt with with out any recourse on your part...We are here to be friends and escape the real life drama for some fun win lose or draw .. By the way man you have been a fantastic player over the many years and I know you have laughed yourself to death with out ever hearing you I just hope you never muted me and I was talking to myself ya fooker

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i jus happen to pop in that night...and yea what a bunch of fucked up shit fellas!!! they didnt shut up til i chimed in... and then the fuck faces tried to question my tags...told them i was xi from the start of the clan...real talk... you guys should start banning people who break our fuckin rules!! they did nothin but personal attack this man for no fucking reason! o wait becuz he was number 1....AND STARTED FROM A PLAYER NAME SINBAD...not even a fuckin XI member!!... but i take it hes friends here at xi becuz he questioned mac daddy>xi< if i was a real clan member...sorry coldsore the bullshit u have dealt with here at XI..ive played with u b4 and if im in game and it starts up again ima catch ur back jus like the other night!

The patientA male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says! Very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely ... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

If your name has always been Coldsore, then I remember you. Do you play TDM also? Welcome Back. Looking forward to kill you again!

An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.' 'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?' 'Who said my father's dead?' The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?' 'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.' 'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?' 'Who said my Grandpa's dead?' Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?' 'He's 118 years old,' says the man. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?' 'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.' At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?' 'Who said he wanted to?'

CONGRATS - absolutely beautiful - but whose the >IDIOT< holding her????

nice glad she does not look like you in any way lmfao j/k she's a knockout

She is beautiful..Like all Canadian ladies.. Congratulation Grandpa.

I'm thinking Spin in the alley to get his prescription refilled by a Canadian

I'm listening to this, lol as I wash the dishes..hahaha...

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Hxtr left the clan - he's gone.

Stiff upper lip, McRib--hang in there, bud!!! You gotta recover soon so we can swap some more "hard-life camping" stories. Lol. Praying for you and your leg. Ayaq

Broken Bike medal...

Cool, need to get back into that game at some point, computer can handle its graphics now

Sorry sir! "Totally Fucked" is the town down the road.

Ah the lovely thought of being in the matrix is cool yet scary at the same time

For most of the later years, 8-9 I have played as ColdSore. Never been a TDM lover though I have been known to play on occasion. I was going to play in the COD TDM tournament on Pimped out Pete's team a couple of years ago that never came to fruition. I remember you as well. I never left, just had some name calling last night that was uncalled for.

What Frenchi said +1

Entered to The Judge as Evidence, not only Entered His Monkey Hole! I wonder if you can Enter Evidence, Then Immediately Withdraw It, then Repeat? If So, Hell I Bet This Dude Would Ask To Be Arrested Then!

Or his third leg.

So baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

welcome to the forums

hi welcome to the forums

To fix the iw3mp error, you can try to rename the file Mssmp3.asi to Mssmp3.bak you find it in the Miles folder. It worked fo me to fix it

Yacc is your MacMan. He helped me out many times. I actually just upgraded to 10.12 from 10.8 but haven't tried TS yet.

Thanks to all you idiots for your support as I lie here on my back for the 10th day without moving, the hardest part. Johnny friends say bike will be written off. One true funny part, as well as stitching things into my jugular etc etc they installed a morphine pump controlled by me, it let's you pump it in yourself when needed, but will not let you overdose. So they told me one or two presses and see what happens, now what would a real idiot do? So I pressed it 20 times and waited.nothing seemed to happen. Then I realised I was in heaven looking down on the ward with angels singing - now only 2 presses.

A guy goes into Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes", he says. "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for bonus points. So, looking at the regulations, you have already got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am” The guy is puzzled and asks, "if the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well, this is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Good one

I 've known about this for a while now and stipulated to my wife this is what I want done....and shes to wear me to special occasions....

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?' An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?' Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, Sally found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let her wheel him to the elevator. On the way down she asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.' Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that... I said, 'You've got a heart murmur... be careful.' One more... A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

DO NOT OUTWIT CHILDREN... 7 Reasons Not To Match Wits With Children A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.' A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' From the back, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' O ne day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.' A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.' I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples...' ~~ I t doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you laugh, your friends will laugh too.

Big CREAM fan here 7toes

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