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Hi Idiots, We would like to inform you all about a new call of duty 4 freezetag server. We have been working hard to get this running for you guys and to bring something classic but totaly new to our gaming community. With this new freezetag server we not only bring you new guns, but also different kill streaks, modern look of cars and carepackages and alot of freezetag fun. So what is different from the mw2 server? Well, first off all we don't offer defroster emp's, you can only gain a car from a carepackage and they cannot defrost people. The reason we did this is because we think that the players on this server need to earn to win the game by defrosting your team mate's and not by sitting back in start of the map and let your cars and emp's do all the work for you. The server settings are set to hardcore so it is pretty eazy to kill someone. There are options to setup your own custom class from RANK3 and up. Please take a look in our new freezetag server. IP NUMBER: 162.248.95.161:28960

One of your 2 CTRL keys might be stuck down. CTRL+ESC does the same thing as the windows key. Try popping the key cap off of both CTRL keys and clean them. That's either a problem with your keyboard or your keyboard software since it's Tabbing out of the game and opening up the start menu. I'm 99.9% sure there is no way a bind can tab you out of the game and opening the Start Menu lol. Betting on stuck key. Spill anything sticky on or near your keyboard lately? Beer? Coffee? Soda? 1 small drop is all it takes.

Love the tactical knife! Didn't get to try much else as was running around with that lol. Will try and get more people in tomorrow night to try it out.

A husband takes his wife to play her first round of golf. The wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.” So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A man’s voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke the window?” “Uh, yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied. “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually, I want to thank you. You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes ... I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself.” “Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem,” said the genie. “You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!” “And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked. “I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,” she said. “Consider it done,” the genie said. “And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!” “Now,” the couple asked in unison, “what’s your wish, genie?” “Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.” The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?” She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?” “You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband. “I’d do the same for you!” So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, “How old are you and your husband?” “Why, we’re both 45,” she responded breathlessly. “NO SHIT.” He said, “Forty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?”

Very important!! - do not ask for or expect any changes to this mod. It is 'as is' and not one created by Sammy. Also, spawns are MAP SPECIFIC. They can possibly be changed, but only by a mapper.

Fuck ASUS!!! I said this long ago when I had issues with a BRAND NEW BOARD and all they wanted to do was send me a REFURB and hold money on my Credit card until they got the faulty one back. Shitheels. Their support SUCKS and they honestly don't give a flying fuckhole about me or you. They think they have us by the short and curlies but the other option is to get a better board from elsewhere. Never again, Asus, never again. Oh, and the replacement MSI board I installed went in smooth as silk, no issues and runs like a champ, even with a Win7 install on it (where the ASUS wouldn't work - their suggestionn was to install Windows 10 - FU!) Overclocking is also better on my MSI.

For the last time - you are up against a bunch of >IDIOTs<

Yeah that was great fun yesterday.

Played again last night @Dukoo and had a blast even dodging that bastard @Sharpe and his knife.

just reset your controle setings mule IA IA IA

...cramps or stabbing pain in your hands from an abnormal amount of hand movement... yessir.....I have that problem from time to time!

So lets see I have a repair ticket into bell canada I'm watching the repair ticket to activision so sad those Grrrr I'll send one off to asus too now I'm a cop I'm writing tickets up like there were candy

I Like the weapons now just need to get more players

Is your memory compatible with the motherboard? I do not see HyperX on the list below. Here is a link to all the memory that is compatible for your motherboard: http://dlcdnet.asus.com/pub/ASUS/mb/SocketAM4/STRIX_B350-F_GAMING/ROG-STRIX-B350-F-GAMING_Memory_QVL_180125.pdf

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For years I have dealt with this debilitating disease but had no clue as to what it was. I just simply knew it was crippling my gaming but my drive to play was strong. One day while at the doctors I mentioned it to her and she knew immediately what it was. She prescribed me gabapentin and to my amazement, the pain virtually stopped being there all the time. So if any of you elderly seniors such as Johnny Dos has cramps or stabbing pain in your hands from an abnormal amount of hand movement then I recommend you see your doctor for this amazing medicine. I now can play my games when my connection is good but sometimes I wonder if that will ever be what it once was! Just to keep in touch and let you guys know I do miss you all!

Fight?? Hell no...we're Jersey and that's how we roll....you gotta problem wit dat??

Not sure if your name came from the tv show. I played around and came up with this. It is not completed. It is just a rough copy.

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!

s'ils goûtent aussi bon qu'ils en ont l'air!

je crois que timmah aime les filles francaises lol

..In all seriousness...glad you found a fix for it, brother!

My man!

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I was the one who banned him for walling. His play was suspicious so I took a look. He was spoting people behind walls. Appeal denied.

Thanks

Welcome Pia! About time!

ask @Angelz she dope at them

Welcome....now I'm not the new guy anymore!

I knew you were a nurse but didn't realize you were a Practitioner. I work with many NPs each day in my job for a medical company. @Dean - glad to hear you have some improvement. If you get back to the COD4 ACE mod, let us know in advance so we can have a party. :-)

Happy for you man where there's a will there's a way! Also, adding onto JohnnyDos, if you didn't want to smoke weed like he does; CBD oil is always a good option! Most people say it's a god send. Basically all the medicinal stuff from weed without the psychoactive stuff. Good luck for the future man!

Dean I've smoked weed pretty much daily since I was 19 and now going on 67 .I have no cramps,I am type 2 diabetic and I have that under great control.Thanks for mentioning my name though.Good luck.

Keep in mind that the streaks are the old 'use it or lose it' variety that upgrades if you already have one. And only one streak at a time.

It all depends on the error you got. minecraft does have auth servers they run to make sure your acct is legit. Once and awhile they have issues and can stop anyone from logging in. the other issue that can possibly happen are: wrong version, not enough ram. and wrong / outdated java version. Also a system that doesnt have at least 4-6gb of ram to use for the game java = java 8 64 bit latest version. you can only have one installed so the default path uses 64 bit only (it just makes life easier) https://java.com/en/download/manual.jsp Technic Launcher- our pack uses the technic launcher witch needs about 4gb ram assigned to it https://www.technicpack.net/download Xi Minecraft Server Pack- our pack we use is the1.7.10 pack https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1710-pack.453902 Minecraft Auth Server Help- to check minecraft auth server availability https://help.mojang.com/ so in summary a 64 bit operating system with 4-6gb of ram is recommended and bare minimum the latest java 64 bit has to be installed technic launcher with 4gb assigned in the options menu 1.7.10 pack added to launcher ver 97 was the last update about 10 months ago and the server ip added to the muti tab once the game boots up (this can take about 3 min to happen just be patient) mod-mc.xtremeidiots.com with all that in place you should be good to go and log in should be fine. We do not run a whitelist is open to the public if any questions come up let us know.

joint to sleep and my first song on a guitar good night all

our dutchies with akon

Battalion 1944 Comp is now over! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER HERE IS OUR LUCKY WINNERS!!! 1) @Ruggerxi 2) @X-RayXI 3) @JAYsus_NL 4) @Daemon Please add me on steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/ucjohn I will hand deliver the Game to you Via Steam on Feb 1st!! Everyone please give them a big congrats for entering and winning! I will be doing more promotions and give aways with >XI< in the coming months so keep a eye out for them. Sincerely, >XI< UCJOHN

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer." "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!' "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant -- an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, and said, "Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

@ANGU5 is driving at the moment, he said hold that thought....

Why were you thinking of Angus...I'm not judging. I know it gets lonely at sea lol