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  1. Time goes so fast. I remember when i became a member here allmost 7 years ago that i had allmost a instant bann for posting 2 girls one cup ( wich i still don't understand ) so it started back 8 years ago when i left my old mohaa clan ( The hellboys ) a UK/EU clan. We had a scrim every evening, loads of fun but when cod4 came out it all died slowly. I played serveral years in different servers and found >XI< in the server list and joined the mw2 freezetag server how it was back in the days. I started playing with >XI< and never leaved again ( yep sorry ur stuck with me ) I played as a regulair player for allmost one year without tags, and trust me people complaining being kicked for making room for members was back in the days much much much worst as we had a huge group of members playing starting from 07:30 europe time zone till the next morning 04:00 05:00. Epic time's with full servers on and on and on. I remember recruiting back in the days was alot harder as it is now, you needed so much in that time and when the admins did not like you, then entering the clan was no option. After a year playing and making new friends with regulairs and members i got recruited by sob, chile, and cobrabite's who became my buddy forever in >XI< untill he left us to heaven. And believe me when i say that i miss that guy to the moon and back. . I got my application in march wich is now allmost 7 years ago, and i play 8 years now with >XI<. I have lost some good friends here, and i will realy miss them, but i am also proud that our family grows on and that we are able to make new friends and recruit the people who we love to play with and become friends. In the end we are all reponsible about how our clan / community is doing. If you are new to >XI< then you must understand that we are not just idiots, but we are still one big family, and members may never ever forget this!!! Thanks to you all for 8 great years and yet much more years to come.
    13 points
  2. Gatorgirl

    Gump

    I got a message from zombie about Gump, wanted to share for those of you wondering. Hey just an update dad is out of surgery everything went well they said the next 12 hours are crucial but if he don't have a problem he will be out in 4 days
    7 points
  3. JohnnyDos

    WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

    WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless. A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived Date: July 19, 2010 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
    4 points
  4. So if you did not get recruited back then when admins don't like you... how the hell did you get in? Just kidding mate... fun playing with ya, busting other peoples' balls, ruling the server as The Dutch Mafia and @FUNky, and ofcourse, washing all those euro's down the drain while playing those damn corrupt slots. HERT man.... HERT!
    3 points
  5. mines not till april
    2 points
  6. @dadda2 you might want to update your year tags as well while your at it
    2 points
  7. 6 year tags sent dukoo congrats
    2 points
  8. Very nice Dukoo!!! well said!
    2 points
  9. Dukoo

    For the Justin Bieber fans

    fuck you asshole, i love justin bieber.
    2 points
  10. You ain't listening to this voluntarely right? I mean..it must be part of some community service punishment or some requirement to stay out of jail before I would listen to this
    2 points
  11. 7Toes

    Penis

    2 points
  12. TBB

    Penis

    FANTASTIC - going to show this to my girl friend
    2 points
  13. AyaqGuyaq

    UFO's

    Yeah, buddy. @FRENCHI was going to be released immediately after his abduction, but he kinda liked the "probing thing;" that's why he was gone for two months. The aliens got tired of his incessant requests for "more research," I guess. Lol, Frenchi--we love you, man? Are you like the late-and-great Donna Summars and feeling the love? Ayaq
    2 points
  14. AyaqGuyaq

    Penis

    And he has "TBB" tattooed along its length, short (short?) for "To Be Blown." Lol, TBB, buddy, that was actually meant to be respectful, believe it or not--read it again. It's an "instruction manual" for the ladies (please kind sir, tell me that you prefer the ladies? Hmm?) LMFAO!! Ayaq
    2 points
  15. HarryWeezer

    Penis

    Plus, you have a hole in your head and every time you get excited, you throw up. Sad life indeed...
    2 points
  16. 2 points
  17. FRENCHI

    UFO's

    si vous essayer de vous mettre a la place d un alien qui en principe devrais avoir une intelligence supérieure a la notre lol , tu regarde ce que fait les terrien et tu te demande si il faut entré en contact avec lol , je crois qu il vont ce regardé remué la visage de droite a gauche et dire non il ne vaut mieux pas mdrr
    2 points
  18. Sourtap

    UFO's

    What @FRENCHI is trying to say in space language is that he has been beamed up by aliens and they performed multiple experients on him during a couple of months. He used to be quite an intelligent fella but due to the loss of brainmass as result of the experiments, he became a total idiot. Ever since, he joined XI.
    2 points
  19. RobMc

    UFO's

    Due to the long boring winter I stumbled upon things about UFO's on youtube, I was always dubious, but with the internet and tv/books I read and watched quite a bit. I'm not fully convinced but theres an awful lot of what I would call good witnesses, multi person sightings off ordinary people. As we have a lot of people reading these forums does anyone have experience of anything unusual that couldn't be explained, personally I have no strange sightings, interested if anyone else has.
    1 point
  20. StormCrow

    New Tat

    Not finished, ran out of time and my leg had had enough, was starting to shake a bit on its own and he didnt want to chance muffing the tatt or having my body start to reject the ink, so i stop when the man says the body has had enough, Got about an hour or so of shading left, the heavy shading of the 3 dudes and boat did my leg in i think, this was about 5 hours work, have sat for multiple 6 hour tats. Nice big piece, top of thigh, ass down to my knee... whole side of thigh
    1 point
  21. Predat0r

    Happy birthday Sally

    happy b-day u p90 noob
    1 point
  22. StormCrow

    New Tat

    Bass.... my fav fish to fish
    1 point
  23. Sourtap

    New Tat

    Looks awesome! Is that a pike?
    1 point
  24. such a long story just to tell us he wants the dog tags.... congratz Dukoo, long time to go. reminds me on my own story here
    1 point
  25. Well that's cool @Dukoo congrats!
    1 point
  26. ChknFngr

    UFO's

    We saw something like 25 years ago. It was a hot summer day the sky was clear blue with no wind at all. Then something in the sky like a transparent balloon was flying straight, very straight, too straight for a balloon me thinks, and very slowly. We were all intrigued, and realize it was not a simple balloon. The thing was all transparent and inside, in the center of that 'balloon' was another balloon also kinda transparent but seems way brighter. no sound, no wind, nothing beneath it or above. Since that day i tried to search for infos about weather balloons and all kind of balloons we can see in the sky but none of what i can find looks like what we saw that day. Years later i saw what appears to be like debris from a satellite falling in the atmosphere, well thats what i think it was and that was amazing to see. It was like a wall of fire live painted far away in the sky, just amazing.
    1 point
  27. BigPapaDean

    outch !!!

    I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH ONE MYSELF LATELY! BEING I AM ON DISABILITY I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE AND I USE GARLIC TO TAKE CARE OF BOTH PAIN AND INFECTION. IT WORKS QUITE QUICKLY AND COMPLETELY! My daughter gave me the garlic pills and some garlic gum rub. Quite amazing if I might say so!
    1 point
  28. i am allmost in my 7th already, next year i need another medal for 8 years lol
    1 point
  29. RobMc

    UFO's

    Methinks you haven't read space and time by the recently deceased Stephen Hawking? Very interested by your experience Spin as I know you are genuine.
    1 point
  30. AyaqGuyaq

    Happy birthday Sally

    Yippee-Kai-Yay, Sweet Sally!! Happy birthday to the best-looking and sweetest Administrator--including Head Admins. and Sr. Admins, and even Moderators--on the >XI< team. Hope it's better than @Raven's birthday was. Lol (quote from Doc Holliday in "Tombstone"), "you sweet Hungarian Devil, you." Or something like that. Ayaq
    1 point
  31. Skuld

    Happy birthday Sally

    Happy Birthday meanie Sally, have an big nice Day
    1 point
  32. AyaqGuyaq

    outch !!!

    Yeah, bud, you better jump on that. Don't forget to get prescriptions for Arsenic, Prozac, and Growacet. Hope you heal quickly. Ayaq
    1 point
  33. EXCELLENT WELCOME FELLA!!!!!
    1 point
  34. J3st3r

    Happy birthday Azzkikr

    Happy Birthday AzzMunch
    1 point
  35. Crack

    outch !!!

    DAZAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
    1 point
  36. TheLastColdBeer

    outch !!!

    oooh RIP! You have my sympathy.
    1 point
  37. RIP>XI<

    outch !!!

    yes i'm going in hospital and have a prescription for antibiotique intra,proxène 500Mg and Morphine !
    1 point
  38. WeednFeed

    outch !!!

    Did you go get a prescription? If not do it ASAP. an infection in your teeth can affect your HEART! The infection can travel very fast! It can also affect sinuses, nothing to fool around with. Good luck!
    1 point
  39. Predat0r

    outch !!!

    RIP = RIP
    1 point
  40. Bosun

    outch !!!

    Dear God please post a warning in future that pic has put me off my morning coffee! Infected tooth?
    1 point
  41. Sammy

    UFO's

    Funny part? We use satellites to spy on each other and are lucky to get a probe to Mars that doesnt break on the way. Whereas aliens that fly light years need to hover close to whatever they are looking for in order to spy on us. But Calvin said it best. The surest sign of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
    1 point
  42. TBB

    UFO's

    That's only a partial explanation - you don't want to hear the rest!
    1 point
  43. spinpuppy

    UFO's

    Back in 1996, in June, during 5 oclock traffic, my wife and I were driving along loop 820 in Fort Worth. It was a typical clear sunny day in Texas. We were coming up on the Lake Worth bridge and we noticed something shiny in the sky. We both looked up and saw what appeared to be 3 shiny balls in a triangle formation, best way to describe was like pinballs, shiny and silver in color. They stayed in a triangle formation and were darting about in the sky over what was then General Dynamics, where F16 fighter jets were built. Also, adjacent to this factory was Carswell AFB. We crossed the bridge, then pulled over on to the shoulder, got out of my truck, sat on the tailgate, and watched these balls dart about, really quick, then hover motionless, then the triangle formation would spin slowly. Being a clear day, it was impossible to tell how high in the sky this thing was, or how large. Now remember, this is rush hour traffic, 3 lanes both ways on 820, heavy traffic, lots and lots of people saw us sitting on the tailgate looking up. There is just no way that we were the only ones that saw this. We watched this...thing or things zip around in the sky for about 5 minutes, it would zip west, then come right back to its previous position in a millisecond, slowly spin, than dart off again in another direction, then sit still in another location, like it was looking for something. And it was totally silent, and no vapor trail. After about 5 minutes, this thing simply zipped away to the west at an incredible speed, and vanished. So my wife and I are just stunned, we got back in the truck and left. On the news that night not a mention of anything over Lake Worth. There was boats on the lake, people saw us looking up, there had to be someone else that saw this "thing". In that area there is always aircraft due to the AFB, GenDynamics and multiple airports. While we were looking up, there were no other aircraft visible, and I was expecting a fighter jet to launch to investigate, but it didnt happen, at least not while we were watching. So, dont call us nuts, this did happen, I saw it, so did my wife
    1 point
  44. RobMc

    UFO's

    I knew it would be dangerous to ask idiots lol!
    1 point
  45. OK FINE!!!!! I'LL PLAY ALONG! This is me with a buddy of mine at the New Glarus Brewery in Wisconsin (I'm wearing the hat) Here's another one.... I'm on the right. For any Cubs fans, the dude on the left is Jody Davis
    1 point
  46. And you posted a picture of Icy's boy friend why????
    1 point
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