2_MANY_BEERS Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 19 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL DEEJAYKEG, LtLaszlo, coolmd and 5 others 8
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old my dick has wrinkles. coolmd, Damage_inc-, BigPapaDean and 2 others 5
TBB Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22454 Achievement Points: 147455 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 389 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! hxtr, baldie, HellKid and 7 others 10 Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17543 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151929 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted April 24, 2015 i am so old i can remember when the dead sea was just sick... TBB, HellKid, LtLaszlo and 6 others 9 Awards
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted April 24, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. TBB, *fry*, HellKid and 3 others 6
Hunter1948 Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.62 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old my dick is as long as my memory short. BigPapaDean, baldie, hxtr and 5 others 8 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted April 25, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. a beta tester for depends.that is brilliantly funny ty BigPapaDean, hxtr and Stringer 3 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair hxtr, Painsponge, TBB and 1 other 4 Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 0.97 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! You are so old you haven't noticed that your dog is a pet dinosaur TBB and hxtr 2 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so old I am the rotating jets! ANVIL, hxtr and TBB 3 Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1210 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6553 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4430 Achievement Points: 63653 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair Gross I thought pubic hair went out in the 80's! hxtr, TBB and Joe Canadian 3 Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, I wonder when the debilitating stroke that leaves me drowning in my own palsied vomit will happen. Not to mention sinking into my personal pool of urine & feces. JOY! BigPapaDean, HellKid, hxtr and 1 other 4 Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old..........um.........I forgot what I was going to say. TBB, HellKid, ROCKAPE and 11 others 14 Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.21 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that when my wife asks me to come upstairs and have sex, I say "honey, I can't do both". BigPapaDean, Nisty*, Stringer and 13 others 16 Awards
JohnnyDos Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. BigPapaDean, HellKid, LtLaszlo and 11 others 14
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 553 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4745 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 6058 Achievement Points: 42053 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 18 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 23, 2024 Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Android Posted April 25, 2015 I never felt old until my niece asked me what a rotary phone was. We still had one, and I showed her how it worked. "What a silly way to call someone" was her comment. *fry*, Painsponge, little_old_man and 8 others 11 Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I rewind DVDs after I have watched them. HellKid, Joe Canadian, Stringer and 11 others 14 Awards
Mastiffking Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 3506 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 109 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 106 Achievement Points: 939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2023 Birthday: 12/09/1974 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I never pass on a hard-on, but young enough that I can still trust a fart! LtLaszlo, baldie, HellKid and 3 others 6 Awards
Millpucky Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 20439 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 356 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 276 Achievement Points: 2831 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 22 hours ago Birthday: 09/22/1973 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) I'm so old I remember coping from cassette tape to cassette tape and looking stuff up in encyclopedias. Edited April 25, 2015 by Millpucky baldie, LtLaszlo, hxtr and 6 others 9 Awards
Blaze Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2702 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 105 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1088 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 965 Achievement Points: 8625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 07/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 11/26/1978 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, every fart is a gamble! hxtr, baldie, DEEJAYKEG and 8 others 11 Awards
FireFit Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2903 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 42 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 36 Achievement Points: 605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 28, 2024 Birthday: 06/17/1959 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 I,m so old I can remember as a kid I could go play out of the sight of my parents all day as long as I was home before the street lights came on.... Vashta_Nerada_SoS, Painsponge, BigPapaDean and 6 others 9 Awards
Labob Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8389 Content Per Day: 1.47 Reputation: 6126 Achievement Points: 54468 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 22 Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I remember Beers as a stubby HellKid, BUDMAN, BigPapaDean and 2 others 5 Awards
hxtr Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 2.96 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129714 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. hahhhaahahaha oMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaa Joe Canadian 1
Blackbart Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I.............. HellKid, LtLaszlo, chavez and 4 others 7 Awards
chavez Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 206 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Posted April 25, 2015 sorry beers i'm to old for this shit. baldie, Power!, deerejon and 3 others 6 Awards
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