2_MANY_BEERS Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:31 PM Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL LtLaszlo, DEEJAYKEG, coolmd and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old my dick has wrinkles. HellKid, Damage_inc-, LtLaszlo and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20156 Achievement Points: 132930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! HellKid, hxtr, bds1961 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17079 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42067 Achievement Points: 148520 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 i am so old i can remember when the dead sea was just sick... HellKid, JohnnyDos, baldie and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. JohnnyDos, TBB, Damage_inc- and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old my dick is as long as my memory short. hxtr, JohnnyDos, deerejon and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. a beta tester for depends.that is brilliantly funny ty Stringer, BigPapaDean and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair TBB, HellKid, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! You are so old you haven't noticed that your dog is a pet dinosaur TBB and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6521 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63388 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 08:53 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so old I am the rotating jets! hxtr, TBB and ANVIL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1197 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6521 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63388 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 08:53 AM Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair Gross I thought pubic hair went out in the 80's! hxtr, TBB and Joe Canadian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, I wonder when the debilitating stroke that leaves me drowning in my own palsied vomit will happen. Not to mention sinking into my personal pool of urine & feces. JOY! HellKid, Painsponge, BigPapaDean and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old..........um.........I forgot what I was going to say. ROCKAPE, Dark Asylumn, Stringer and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that when my wife asks me to come upstairs and have sex, I say "honey, I can't do both". baldie, Labob, bds1961 and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. ROCKAPE, Joe Canadian, hxtr and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4669 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5853 Achievement Points: 41044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 25, 2015 I never felt old until my niece asked me what a rotary phone was. We still had one, and I showed her how it worked. "What a silly way to call someone" was her comment. Joe Canadian, Painsponge, *fry* and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I rewind DVDs after I have watched them. TBB, Nisty*, *fry* and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mastiffking Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 3506 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 109 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 106 Achievement Points: 939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2023 Birthday: 12/09/1974 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I never pass on a hard-on, but young enough that I can still trust a fart! baldie, BigPapaDean, Painsponge and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Millpucky Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 20439 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 356 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 276 Achievement Points: 2831 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 09/22/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) I'm so old I remember coping from cassette tape to cassette tape and looking stuff up in encyclopedias. Edited April 25, 2015 by Millpucky BigPapaDean, LtLaszlo, TBB and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blaze Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2702 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1057 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 918 Achievement Points: 8385 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 11/26/1978 Device: Android Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, every fart is a gamble! baldie, Millpucky, JohnnyDos and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FireFit Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2903 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 42 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 36 Achievement Points: 605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Birthday: 06/17/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I,m so old I can remember as a kid I could go play out of the sight of my parents all day as long as I was home before the street lights came on.... JohnnyDos, Millpucky, little_old_man and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8265 Content Per Day: 1.54 Reputation: 5977 Achievement Points: 53619 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I remember Beers as a stubby BigPapaDean, FireFit, hxtr and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. hahhhaahahaha oMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaa Joe Canadian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I.............. BigPapaDean, chavez, HellKid and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
chavez Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 17 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 sorry beers i'm to old for this shit. deerejon, DEEJAYKEG, Power! and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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