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“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” .A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long — but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home. A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she’s blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i’m blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain’t explaining the joke 4 times.

Been asked to do an intro Old sens has only been with you since 2014 (Feb) I thought all you guys would by now know the most skilful deadly good looking player on the servers Most of you die by his hands Well this is the intro He is billy no mates apart from ( Wildthing) maybe be a few others. Lives on own no lie he lives with his Fav Girl Kuma means Bear in Japanese amazing Akita, gentle loving calm has had many more pics taken of her then ?? Wait for it OLD SENS. (No idea why) Old sens now 99 so when playing all bare that in mind he can't run as fast as you lot and eyes are bad , so maybe you could be nice and shoot to miss . Sens has been asked about Senzei name, well just in case no one has worked it out he is actually a Sensei in his arts. Loves Martial Arts and has been teaching since he was 18 (thousands of years ago). Loves his dogs or dog as he only has 1 left. The virus as with thousands/millions of others has ruined his business and just hopes 2021 changes and all can look forward to getting our businesses and lives back. Also was a keen motorcyclist Goldwings BMW Yamahas etc, but can't get Kuma on rear seat and as she is with me 24 7 a car was needed Loves F.T great servers Love the banter I have with several of the clan, as you know you kill old sens you are a TART. If anyone wants more info about old sens/kuma please ask. PIC BELOW IS me WITH Steve Collins (boxer for those who do not know and the one and only Kuma. Anyway I think that is enough about your loving old Sens Happy Xmas all

Rotation #10a 20 Well liked maps Put in 12 03 20 by Pengy map mp_forlorn map mp_oukhta map mp_pow_rld map mp_fr_mgdx4 map mp_incursion map mp_tempest map mp_trainstation map mp_dust2_classic map mp_hillside map mp_warehouse_13 map mp_hhk_sandman map mp_moh_sfrance_b1 map mp_prisonblock map mp_sc_hangar map mp_goodtimes map mp_4t4scrap map mp_ccinn_dawnb1 map mp_compact map mp_crownfortv2 map mp_cassino Server restarted @ 11:32 p.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

Rotation #28 25 maps Put in rotation 12 03 20 by Pengy map mp_blackrock map mp_bridge2011 map mp_brokenroad map mp_cgc_crossfire map mp_coldfront map mp_cc_night map mp_cuf_gutter map mp_d2c map mp_d_day_74_night map mp_broadcast2 map mp_de_aztec map mp_daybreak map mp_fallen map mp_dahar map mp_fsd_witp map mp_mw2_term map mp_gitten_r_done map mp_highrise map mp_bo2turbine map mp_hip map mp_hillside map mp_homelandsecurity map mp_locality map mp_nvabase2008_final map mp_gvft Server restarted @ 12:02 a.m. EST by Pengy Enjoy!

Nah, when an ex Chief Scientific Officer of the company bringing the first vaccine to market has serious concerns, then I have "vaccine hesitancy".

Yesterday at 12pm a fire ball was caught racing across the sky in Toronto causing a bright white flash. The video footage from the CN Tower camera is pretty cool. It blew up and disintegrated over New York.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

Here you go a free coupon for you all to use do not tell everyone

Thanks guys! Great to see i'm still welcome after half a year

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50 likes on my post and I will delete this thread

Just a quick note. I've been leaving in the middle of games lately. Both of My Parents are quite frail Mom is 85 and dad is 88. In the last 2 weeks My dad has been in the hospital twice. He has been in the hospital close to 30 times since totaling his car on, Dec 12. 2017. He suffers from Congestive Heart failure and Kidney failure both of these are directly related. It's been a long hard road for him over the last 15 plus years but the accident really played havoc with both of their health. It seems he will be going on Dialysis this week. We thought we were going to loose him last night. The reality is we will loose him sometime it might be days, weeks or months but it still hurts thinking about it. You see he is the most perfect father, loving, caring, compassionate, kind, strict, strong and god fearing. He loves all his children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Last night I told him over FaceTime I loved him He told me he loves me and his family is his WHOLE WORLD. With Covid-19 I can not even go see him. Our area is in what they call code orange. So if you got a moment please think of him in your prayers if that is your thing, good vibes accepted as well. He would love that. If you love someone don't put it off tell them. Sorry for not being more attentive in game but I know you guys realize where priorities lie. Thanks Wayne

Took a trip to Oregon and loved it!

Some very good advice.....

Thank you @WldPenguin

Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

Welcome new idiot.

Very nice pics Elvis. Thanks for sharing them with all of us!

yeah clearly don't listen to me @Tron I am up 51% since the start of this little virus making a total of $344,000

SO I GUESS IF I GET 50 LIKES I WILL STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS AGAIN LIKE I DID IN THE OLD DAYS OF 06-07 THAT DROVE THE GIRLS WILD AND MADE THE GUYS JEALOUS.

I fly in from Arizona on Saturday the 12th @1pm. I will be there...

Welcome

Awwwww Who let him in! Welcom Kenmen!

Hello, I seen that I was marked inactive, tho I'm not I was playing in freezetag servers 4 weeks ago and have been in teamspeak. Tho 3 weeks ago I got a infection in my leg called cellulitis which I spent 2 weeks in the hospital and another few days bed rest when I got home then right back to work. Just been a off year I had the covid virus 2 months before this so it's been rather tough on me. Sincerely, UCJOHN >XI<

Welcome to >XI< Kenman

Maybe it was the ryes. Thank you.

How to Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat. Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamphrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. Condition hair with cucumber and lamphrey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot. Turn off shower. Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails/tweezers (if you can find them). Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed. How to Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting Way Hey!! Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique. Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one. Wash face. Wash armpits. Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower. Wash bollocks and the surrounding area. Wash arse, leaving hair on soap. Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner. Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror. Piss in shower. Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time. Partially dry off. Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor. Leave bathroom light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel,grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her. Put on yesterday's clothes.

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog

Again thanks a bunch! Very much appreciate the prayers and kind words. he has his iPad with him that way he can contact us. That’s been a great tool to help stay in contact with him. I’ll be dropping off his sleep apnea machine this afternoon. Every time I drop something off the hospital has to disinfect everything. thanks again Wayne

Welcome to Xi !!

Welcome MO FO!!!!

invite me for the wedding, so i can drink wine on that beach

that vid brings tears and great memories..KIlla was our first and the hardest for me...i was there when we said our final goodbyes when he was in the hospital HE LOVED THIS CLAN AND WOULD BE SO PROUD ..MAY ALL OUR FALLEN RIP WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU! ill try my best to make it but i might be at work..wish this was a evening event!

Is there a strip poker???

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