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I just wanted to say thanks to Everyone for all the prayers and well wishes for my dad over these last months. To recap Dad is 88 and has been fighting Congestive Heart Failure and Kidney Failure. This past December he started Dialysis which took quite a toll on him. We had a very hard few months trying to stabilize his condition while moving them to a beautiful apartment and trying to get their house cleaned out and ready for sale. Trying to have the parents transition from total independent living to an apartment was a very hard transition for us all. The house as you can imagine was full of 88 years of STUFF. Adding Covid into the mix has been brutal. In March dad's health really deteriorated. He couldn't breath and almost lost consciousness many times. He could not walk 20 feet and could barely get out of his chair. I had to hold him up most times so he wouldn't fall. On Monday the 19th he was fitted with a wearable heart monitor. Tuesday the 20th I picked him up for Dialysis and returned the monitor. Trying to get him to the car he almost passed out twice. I picked him up from dialysis at 6:00 pm, put him in the car, returned the wheel chair. By the time I got back to the car about 30 feet I thought he was dying in front of me. things settled down, he refused to go back in and I took him home. At 8:00 pm His heart specialist read the monitor and I had to bring hi in to the emergency department. Wednesday the 21st he had a dye test, Thursday he had 2 stents put in his heart. Monday he had a combination Defibrillator/pacemaker implanted in his chest. Today he had dialysis and is home. Sometime we criticize our Canadian health care but in our experience have had nothing but spectacular service. Yes we pay high taxes but my family has reaped the benefits of the great work our health system provides. We are so thankful to our medical professionals. Fearing dad would not be with us much longer 2 of my sisters and my Older brother were able to travel home for passionate grounds. My sisters isolated for 14 days at a private camp and my brother arrived a few days later and isolated in my parents home and started getting things ready for the sale. I am so thankful to have my siblings here to help it's been a rough few years dealing with frail parents. Dad is so happy to see them. He has the biggest heart, he told me all he has to live for is his family. Quote"I love all my children, grandchildren and Great grandchildren." He is the most loving father anyone could ask for! He tells the Dr's every time I don't want to go anywhere yet, I have too many babies to love, more are on the way and I haven't met them yet. this has been quite a journey for all involved. Dad is like a miracle man he just keeps fighting. We are blessed for every minute we have him here. Again thank you all! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Wayne

@Ruthless You spineless little cunt. This is not the first you have done it to me and others have said you have done it to them too. Quit leaving the game just to stop someone from stealing you killstreak.

In February I had my first covid jab, the then receptionist (see later), at my GP's rang me to arrange the appointment, all went like clockwork. Move on to today and a text arrived on my trusty Nokia 512, I can talk to people, send texts, it is small and light, and a charge lasts a fortnight. The text said press the link and arrange the next jab, problem, it is not a smartphone, hmmmm? So the way to go is ring the surgery right?, after 2 hours of trying I got through and asked for the receptionist who arranged the appointments. I was then told there were no 'receptionists' but they would direct me to the 'care navigator' (I swear it's true), who would help me, she was brilliant, her advice was to buy a smartphone. I replied I wasn't going to do that I was happy with my Nokia. Her reply 'sorry I can't help you' and she hung up', wtf? Is it me going backwards or the world?

Perhaps not - but we can spell ?

Next time report your penis has died and give a date for the viewing then mention Covid and latex gloves ?

I can't believe I have to address this, but calling me out formally on the forums means that I must. First let me start by saying fuck you. You make me seem likable you miserable SOB. People quit all the time for various reasons. Just because someone leaves a map don't always assume it is just because you were trying to steal a stupid car or something. I really don't like this map rotation right now. Often at the beginning of the maps I'll play for a few minutes to see if I am on a dominating team that will make the map get over quick. So I'll run right over to the opposing spawn and see if anyone is with me or how the team is doing. If I suspect we're doing bad I will leave. I don' t give a shit if I have a kill streak or not. I did not return to the map you are crying about did I? - answer = no. I was waiting for it to get over. People have been bitching about this since the introduction of Heist. Ask Rugger to make the heist perk instantaneous instead of this non-productive gripe. Then you won't have to worry about it. In conclusion - fuck you. Thank you, Ruthle$$

Same could be said about this website also no? ?

Customer service has gone to shit everywhere !! Just take your covid card to another place and get your second Jab !!! Or write the link down and use your pc ? But I feel your pain. The world sucks !!! Donkey Dicks !!!!

Yea not real next thing there going to try and make you believe is that vaccines do not work

Yea fckrs, you'll be telling me he's not real next and ruining Christmas morning

i guess you are losing some money, sorry to spoil your flow. showing your greed there, Pin him to the cross? this never gets old. the cat is out of the bag

I think I can make it

Its on an obscure website nobody has ever here ard of, therefore it must be true.

Ok seriously think about this process, a person that got a kill streak has consciously decided to QUIT THE ENTIRE GAME AND LOSE THEIR STREAK vs stay in the game. I'm ok with this decision, even if they come back in immediately they have lost it can't use it again.

what i have being saying all along has been laughed at lets see how many are laughing when they come for your children Im sick and tired of trying to get through to zombies so here is something for u all to look at fantastic work.Sorry about grammar and spelling here u go shout out to hammer thank u m8 nice to see Ur comment on my post thank u . https://nojabforme.info/

this friday april 30 at 3:30 pm EST our tournament server with our mw2 mod,,the old146b9 mod We have some ppl but if anyone is interested please sign up!!

Twice within the last 6 months a check mailed to Visa failed to arrive anywhere near on time, even when mailed two weeks previously. The last straw was an insurance bill that arrived, postmarked a month ago, on the date it was due. From 60 miles away. If I have to do everything over the phone (not allowing Visa access to my accounts), why do we have a postal service?

The member story Hi, my name is Fatzi and I promised to make and to share a story with you. Believe it or not; you are an important part of it. Without knowing you actually made this story… Curious? Well…. Then sit back, read the story carefully and you’ll find out where you make the difference…. It was on a hot summer day when walked to my car to go to Wallmart and get me Ice some . Just before getting to my car I noticed I forgot my car Key. So I returned to my house, grabbed my key and returnd to my car. Arriving at Wallmart I parked my car in the Shadow. I had to Cross the parking lot to get to the entrance. I noticed that the Little old man, usually begging for sigaretts wasn’t there. So I asked security where he was. “6FtUnder“ the security guy replied in a tone as if he had already answered this question many times before that day. And it was only just 8.30 AM.. I was still digesting the terrible news when I walked into the Wallmart. Looking for ‘my’ Princess, always dressed in P!nk. She works at the ice Crusher. That’s why I call her the Icequeen. I ordered the usual amount of crushed ice and promissed to be back soon. On my way to the The last cold beer that I was going to buy this week I grabbed myself a Big Cheese, some Pancakes, some Buffalo wings and a nice big Steak. I couldn’t find my brand of Razor, so i went to the cassier. There I walked up to my old Buddy and Chief of police Brick. I call him Brick because of the shape of his face. We always laugh about it. His real name is Rick and he's a real Nice Guy. While waiting at the register I asked how about his new investi Gator. He was actually very positive about him, calling him a 007and a half. “But I am the best Fatzi ” he said and pointed at his Badge. I laughed and payed my groceries with my creditcard. “See you at the BBQ Brick”. He gave me a confirming thumbs up and continued his way. Getting outside the heat overwelmed me… “Damn climate change” I mumbled like a Grumpy old man and continued loading my shoppings into the trunk of my car. Suddenly there was this Flash and immidately Gunfire. My instinct made me drop myself on ground, on the hot concrete of the parking lot. From underneath the car I saw something that looked like a Corpse. That thought hit me like a Bomb Shell. What should I do? A Bullet struck the car behind me and in a split second I thought I could become a Casualty. Still lying on my stomage I observed a Crazy Girl running towards the suspect, Fearless and like a real Kamikaze she ran to the shooter, determined to Kill that Beast. And she actually managed to work him against the ground. Within seconds the whole parking lot was full of police, fire and ambulances and press…. A lot of press. Foxxx News was one of the first at the scene; Primetime! Later that day I heard the guy with 7 Toes was the active shooter. That Moron had killed before. It seemed he was a race fan. My buddy Brick was Chasing him already for 4 years now, but today he made his last victim; he Lost. I hope the Judge will give him a permanent ‘time off’ … That night I was watching some television and went to bed early. The next morning I went to my trip Adviser to discuss the planned Expedition to hunt for some Beargoat. Me and my so called lesbian neighbour Allison, a Fanatic Gatorgirl, decided to go for a hunt together. This AusiGirl with Cute boobies enjoys the Freedom in nature with only minor Comfort like I do. In the past she wanted to become Astronomer but she actually became a Seal, a real Predator. Pretty comfortable having her arround me. There was a kind of chemistry between us, but not the one you would expect. 4 days later we went into the Mountains of Texas. When we parked our car a Hawk was circling above us as if he welcomed us to his territory. Or did he already know what was lying ahead of us? We walked for almost 6 hours when we decided to pull up our camp. After having some noodles we prepared for the night. We talked a bit about everything and nothing when Allisson asked: “What is your favorite singer?” “Elvis” I said “Cool, I like his music too”. She turned on to her left side in her Cotton pyjamas and wished me good night. I wished her the same. In the middle of the night I woke up and looked arround me. Allisson was gone. She disappeared like a Ghost. On the fabric of the tent I saw this little moving red Dot. Outside I heard a Crack. Was it Allisson or was it a Moose or a Black Cat or maybe a Crazy Horse? With almost Nosleep I prepared for the worst. I took my rifle, loaded it and slowely pulled down the zipper of our tent. My eyes had to adapt to the darkness for a couple of seconds, but then in the moonlight I could clearly see the silhoute of a woman. “Allisson?” I said and slowely lowered my rifle. “What are you doing outside? Are you okay?”. There she was, standing a couple of feet away from me like a Boogyman. In the background I heard a Big Dog barking, probably an AlphaDog. Then I heard her saying, almost whispering “run… run….” But why? “Allison are you okay? What's wrong with you?” and again I heard her saying…. “run… run…” This time much louder. I got scared and automatically raised my rifle. Then, out of nothing and from a clear sky Thunder and Lightning struck and now I could see her face…. a complete Nightmare … She had turned into a Zombie. Just before I wanted to shoot her, a familiar voice told me to lower my weapon. It was Brick… “Brick… what the hell are you doing out here? What is going on?” “Saving your asp buddy” Brick almost laughing. But his tone was getting more serious when he told me to step back and to lower my rifle. “Normally we should blow a zombie into peaces with some Nitro, but I called my friend Lazy Marcky, he has worked with Biotech.” “And..?” “Well, he is a real Mutant Destroyer, he was actually D man and Eraser of the Mad Cow desease. He has the Power to save Allisson's life!”. “And how is he going to do that?” I asked Brick “With an Uranium bullet..one shot only” he said. “Fatzi go back to your tent and call Rescue 911. Lazy Marcky is preparing to launch the perfect shot to save Allison's life, but we need an helicopter” I stepped back and went into the tent to get my IPhone to call Rescue 911. While reaching for the Phone I noticed a sharp sting. Immediately my hand got swolen and burned as if he was on Fire. I just had been bitten by a Black Widdow and jumped outside the tent. I grabbed a Rock went back into the tent and smashed that freeking animal like a Tiger. I quickly took a Painkiller and rushed outside. Moments later I heard a gunshot from Lazy Marcky’s Silencer and heard a big Zombiefart. Allisson went down and Brick rushed to her aid. Allisson was heavily shaking but her face slowly turned into normal. Brick said: “You can now Switch-off the red dot Lazy”. Lazy Marcky just showed that he was a Master in shooting Uranium bullets. Lazy joked: “I did not want to use a Stinger on your lovely neighbour…Fatzi” I heard the helicopter approaching and after a couple of minutes we were air lifted to the nearest hospital in a Black Bird. The docters took Allison to take care about her and one of them, certainly not a Rookie, promised me that everything would be fine. I don’t know why, but I took him by his shoulders and said: “Just make sure you give me my Baby back”. “You will get her back, don’t worry” he said as he continued his way to the Emercengy Room. In the waiting room I noticed a small vase in the Window with only one Black Rose in it. Strange…. Why only one? An older man came into the waiting room and took a seat at the opposite of me. The big tatoo on his right arm was made to be seen.. a big White Dragon. He shuffeld arround in his backpack and then he offered me a Cookie. “No thanks, I just took A Tasty Peanut” I said. I asked him if his tatoo had a meaning. “Well, long time ago I was a Dragon Slayer before I became a Swiss guard”. “A Swiss guard?” “Yes… I worked for the famous Red Baron.. He lived in a castle where Dragons were The Enemy.” I looked at his eyes and I could tell he was lying like Pinnokkio. I watched the time go by and my body started to hurt as if I’d been involved in a car Crash that day. Again the man with the tatoo offered me something else to eat. “Here you go, take a Nacho with Olive flavor”. This time I could not resist. He would think I’m a Noob if I would refuse for the second time. I looked at the Digital clock and noticed 2 hours went by when suddenly some stupid Monkie entered the waiting room. He had a smell on him…..terrible. It must have been my poisoned expression when he said: “Yes Sir, Fart a lot “ and started to play Pacman on his Ninentdo. To kill the time I opened a magazine where I read an article about El Presidente, that Pyro dude from Mexico that smuggled 100 kg of narcotics over the Stretch into the US, all by Mule. Major Mark alias Kapt Crunch from the US border patrol arrested him. My eyes were getting heavy. Only16Characterz more my eyes could read and placing them in the right order. I was too tired to read anly longer... Just at that moment Athena a young nurse entered the waiting room to tell Allisson was fine and being dressed with some hospital cloths. For me that was The Hammer; I didn’t expect I could bring her home so soon. Athena gave me Allissons cloths. They were ready for the Scrapper. A few moments later my dear neighbour was standing right in front of me. Healty as if nothing ever happened to her. “We went to War Angel” she said. Allisson and the nurse smiled. “Come on babe, I’ll bring you home”. Together we walked to exit.. No I am married to Allisson for over 15 years and I want to give you one good advise: If you feel the Sparks, Hunt them down and you will get your long desired Wild fire. Fatzi-Sgt

foot long so thats a hotdog so if yours is a footlong yours must be hot so you have a virus in it. I'd see a doctor and get a shot to clear that problem up if you want somebody to handle that hot dog

OH - you had one???

Why easy ? My dicks a foot long ? ?

The foolish person. Imagine missing the opportunity to give Rob a JAB. The world is indeed fucked.

Hey, dont mess with Santa!

I've had a few packages stolen, but if i'm totally honest its my own damn fault, as i'm basically gifting them to you by dying in your spawn, which is where i am mostly. i refuse to stay in my spawn, unless i'm defrosting some lazy ass who won't come out

I don't know what on earth you're talking about because I am not showing any greed, nor do I care about pinning some made up man to a piece of wood

They use technology to make everything more streamlined but in reality it really is just not working out for them. It makes everything more complicated and needless.

Can we have a circus tent medal for the ones who are conspiracy theorists and shit spouters? They truly are the laughing stock of this community.

Thank you Sharpe XI for the link. I couldn't find that one. To see if I'm getting the full amount of hz. Always count on XI members to help each other out Always. Lol

They're aware of the first part

The Postal Service was gutted before the election with claims of losing money and needing to be reorganized even though it is one of the cheapest ways to send a letter on paper or a package compared to the private companies. Our former President also believed IMHO that by pulling equipment, trucks, drop boxes and closing long standing small rural post offices it would get in the way of folks voting by mail during this pandemic since it was the safest way to make your voice heard and was legally allowed across most of the US. However if he could reduce the ability of one of our oldest non Military agencies to do their job he could suppress votes since studies showed that the majority of votes cast by mail were not phony or duplicates and cast by Dem's since they tended to listen to the science about the virus. The current head of the USPS was appointed by 45 and the current USPS Board is dominated by 45 appointees and it is difficult to remove any of them at this time think (45 Deep State). He had a history of overbilling the USPS under the Bush Admin and was a major player in the election of 45 so this is what we have. A man who ran a Private Logistics Company that defrauded us tax payers out of almost 100 Million dollars while under a exclusive contract that didn't go out for competitive bid. My advice is contact those companies that you are paying still by mail and figure out how you can stay ahead of the billing cycles. Insurance companies especially Life love to cancel you as soon as you are late so they get your money and never have to pay out. Good Luck, we pay everything now online and have fraud protection as well as alerts on all the credit reporting companies to not open any new accounts unless they speak to us first. Paying some bills by using your credit card gives you instant protection against fraud and then you just pay your card off each month FYI.

I'll hold my hands up when I balls up, I did get you confused with another player who does use heist and bitches about people leaving while he's trying to steal. I apologise, I'm a dumbass ?

I'm going to keep sending positive vibes to you and keep you in my prayers. Thanks for sharing Weed !

me!

you mean waco Taxas ?

Yer beating your head against a brick Fldmarshal. Our Savior Jesus Christ said he could raise the dead, and you still wouldn't believe. Matter of fact, he did every miracle asked of him, but the Jewish people wouldn't accept, they wanted a Messiah of fire & sword, and wouldn't accept anything else. Pretty sad when people won't believe their own eyes, or their own ears, but will lap up anything spewed by false prophets. It's always been said, you can sell people a lie, long before you can GIVE them the truth.

Or Rob, she just doesn't care about doing her job, or your health, or.....anything for that matter. ?

The attitude I'm sensing when I visit the local post office is one of misanthropic fuck you; You can calmly begin to explain an issue, prefacing it with complete equanimity, & you can immediately see- even before you have yet to finish your first statement- a comportment of increasingly resentful agitation which quickly leads to them interrupting you in a defensive tone. So I stand there silently until they make eye contact & then ask if it's ok for me to finish saying what I had begun before they interrupted me. Ended up being my asking to speak with the post master/manger. 'They're not here right now.' When are they gonna be back? 'Don't know, they come & go; we don't keep track of them.' I didn't ask you to keep track of them, do they not have a set schedule of hours during which they're here? 'Yeah, but they come & go, & we don't know when they will return.' Can you contact them? 'No.' So, someone's scheduled to be here, but they're not here, nobody knows where they went, when they're gonna return & nobody has a way to contact them; but they're supposed to be running this place? Then some dude in his early 60s rounds the corner & asks why the packages aren't being left in the package locker newly-bolted to the lobby floor? Well, if I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't be here, would I? I think some of these passive-aggressive c0cksuckers are just waaay too complacent with their what I consider relatively cake job. I've stacked bourbon barrels at a Jim Beam facility, done landscaping, to include climbing trees, laying sod, clearing brush. I've done roofing on sweltering summer days where the prospect of falling off the roof & going to an air-conditioned ER didn't seem like an entirely bad idea at that moment. I've worked in nursing & have had every bodily fluid a human can produce splashed upon my corporeal being. I've wiped asses, cleaned trach tubes, given showers, sponge baths (the answer's 'no', Rob), been cursed & struck by demented patients, worked at a White Castle flipping endless burgers, worked at a pizza joint slapping-out an endless procession of pies & worked a stacked oven in a cramped hot-ass kitchen in the middle of summer; enclosed & climbed 3-story distillation towers to remove asbestos on frigid winter days & these fools have a fuck you attitude doing an easy job that pays & has benefits. Some of these motherfuckers need a good country ass whoopin', need to get tuned-up.

Postal Service has been an issue in our area too. Its happening across the whole US. While we do get paper versions of bills, I pay most of our monthly or yearly bills online. Only medical bills get mailed. You can sign up for email notifications of incoming mail at the USPS web site. It doesn't track out going mail though. But at least you can see what your suppose to get that day. And our issue is on Mondays we have sub mail carriers. And they always fuck shit up. We get neighbors stuff and vice versa. Complained several times to Post Master

What's a killstreak ?

I live in an apartment building.. It's all indoors, including the hallways. A few of our residents like delivering the packages to our doors because they're nice people & it gives some of them something to do. When the building manager decided that the package delivery companies needed to deliver the packages to the residents' doors themselves, the USPS carrier refused & would leave them in the mailroom & mark them as delivered. Mail 'delivered' on a Saturday would sit in the mailroom until Monday, when the manager returned. A solution was reached by a package locker being bolted to the floor by the mailboxes in the lobby. So what happens the very next Saturday? Fuckbag leaves them in the mailroom anyway, marking them delivered. I went down to the post office & complained, stating that I don't live in the fucking mail room & it'd be really great if the carrier would do their job & deliver them to the recipients' doors, where they live. They started dissembling, throwing out bullshit excuses of how they don't have time to do that. I reiterated that it's their fucking job; they get paid for it, the hallways are all inside a climate-contolled building, that if they were all separate houses on a street, they would have to drive to each, get out of their mail cart & walk it to the front door, taking much longer than how they are currently all conveniently housed in one building. Time to talk to the postmaster again, so these shitbags do the job for which they're paid.

dont worry it wont happened to me , he cant steal a killstreak of 2 , thas the max i can have lol

This all sounds great as soon as we can get a minimum of 25 players online at the same time... Mini BR requires 25 to start a match, Plunder requires 30 and a full BR match needs 50 people!!

Made this one earlier this month - pork and black pudding pie in a cake tin. Then had a nice meal with the family all together (first time in a while due to Covid..) I decided I would like this more than a traditional birthday cake ?

When I said the Gulf, I meant Gulf of Mexico, we were working on Chevron rigs off the coast of Mobile. Dinky little things, one gas well, one control room/galley, & a helipad the size of a card table. Flew out in a little Bolkow, no creature comforts. And yes, you kept your head down. Pilot didn't cut the throttle much, touch & go.

it was kickass

Dang near dinged a young German sailor at Nordholz Naval Airbase, Germany back in the late 70's with the main rotor of my OH-58A. I landed to refuel and he got really close to the rotor disk as I was shutting down. Once I stopped rotating I showed him that he no clearance at all as the blades flap at slow speed a lot.

We did, while working in the gulf. Chopper blades sag while idling. Unless you wanna step out like Vic Morrow, I'd recommend it. Rule of thumb, if you walk up to a shut down helicopter and your head barely clears the end of the stopped blade, you still might want to crouch while boarding.

It was nice to "meet" you as well @Draygunnar ! You were nicer than you are in the game

Lol, if it only worked that way. That guy likes talking just to hear himself make noise. =0